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@iliveintheshvde

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@iliveintheshvde
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5 years
@prettyyASS_ @JahnellAnya It kinda look like she got hit with the barber clippers not a pistol
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@iliveintheshvde
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@AkanButNoJeezyy I don't know nothing about none of this shit but I couldn't stop watching because the commentary was fucking hilarious
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@J_Esco03 Mans saw that lunch like
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
Aye this Cinderella movie on Amazon kinda fire lowkey
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@iliveintheshvde
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5 years
@prettyyASS_ @_Mailman22 I have to agree with you here, if it attracts you in, it shouldn’t scare you off. I never understood niggas that want to change a chick once he’s with her. I can’t relate
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@_GordonGartrell Whats the issue here? You're literally single by law until you're married. Thats how she's choosing to live and she's being transparent with the man she's dating. They're both consenting adults. If he doesn't want her to date, he'll marry her
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@TreJames_ @TruBeautyChix They went straight to defense against the dark arts
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@iliveintheshvde
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10 months
Because he quite literally influenced a generation. And there hasn’t even been one urban R&B artist than can hold a candle to him since he entered the scene. He’s the clear cut winner and it’s not even close. Number 2 isn’t even relevant
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@sixinchbeys Chloe, Normani, Ariana, Ella Mai, H.E.R, and Dani Leigh are all under 30. And that’s not even half of the girls that still love him lol. The hate for him only exists on Twitter, one side of twitter at that. It wasn’t the 35+ crowd paying for meet & greets and listening to no
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@JHamTweets @backshotbullyfr Aye G, this really the one 😂😂😂
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@aloveleelady @holymeccaa @awavegoddess Girl fuck that stomach, you look good
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@_AishaSlife @shonna_saidso The amount of uncle toms up north is unfathomable
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@iliveintheshvde
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1 year
@Mssittingpretti I just feel like not contributing to the household at all isn’t really a flex. Not buying a roll of toilet paper is insane
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@_only1E Its not just shoes. Scalpers are literally doing this to everything now. This is a legit career for some niggas. And honestly, fuck all them niggas
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@RavenElyseTV @raemarei This me af, last minute plans fuck up my whole vibe because I’d already made plans to do nothing 😅
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@NousevaAngel @Bandyzz @Nibellion I mean, people said this about Bethesda games too lol
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@OfBoriken @LegacyKillaHD This is really a tired take. No one thinks they're renting movies on Netflix or Hulu. Like you literally never hear that. And I'm certain you're subscribed to one of those or something similar. Gamepass is the future.
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@SomaKazima @TruBeautyChix When she double checked she in fact had 5 fingers up was the best part.
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@DownBad1stHalf @Tahoe_TV This the one G 😂😂
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@SkillUpYT I’m sad people don’t get this yet but this shit will age like wine I’m certain 😂😂
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
Nigga could legit bring out Miley Cyrus lol
@MercBWilliams
Your Auntie’s #MCM and Favorite Comic!
3 years
We really gotta give Juicy J his flowers mane. Buddy got hits with everybody. #VERZUZ
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@LiilTimm @AkanButNoJeezyy Aye i watched that shit bout 4x
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
2 years
@Tyler_24_Bryant @mkmomin23 @SportsCenter @katie_barnes3 You forgot to mention he goes to the finals every year for the next 10-15 years while breaking every statistical record on the way
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@iliveintheshvde
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11 years
One of the most lopsided games in playoff history
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3 years
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@So_Darn_Tired @StevenErvinPSB @OfBoriken @LegacyKillaHD Gamepass is not really Xbox only. You can run it off your PC off a browser and even your phone. Its kinda for everyone when you think about it
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@BigMelonLady @21Londonbae @Phil_Lewis_ @kelechnekoff She was fired for leaking financial info to Bloomberg, not for this shit
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@feedmewoke She said she's single until her tax form says otherwise. So I assume the relationship would become monogamous?
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@iliveintheshvde
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5 years
This nigga look like the kids off Little Rascals when they went to get a loan
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@iliveintheshvde
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1 year
@Goddess0shun People let the internet tell them how to live their entire lives. Like no idea how how to form their own thoughts whatsoever
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@asianting_ Definitely not a first date, niggas are weird af. You can't be getting to know a stranger in a secluded space, it's way too many horror stories out there for women to be doing this kinda shit.
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@sarahhpooh @eyrentiana I’m still traumatized, I ain’t wearing one lol
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
2 years
If Popeyes had Chick-fil-A service it’d be a wrap, unfortunately it’s only 3 people running the whole restaurant 😭
@MeMeSyndrome_
Hot Chocolate Cinderella, LPC, NPT-C
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If Popeyes had salads and shakes, I wouldnt even go to Chick-fil-A. Even their Mac and cheese is better.
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
4 years
@NorthWestNi Lmao yall niggas hilarious.. this ain't it G. But you keep investing in every new bitch you meet and not in yourself to fit in or whatever.
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@TheGhostofMeech @_GordonGartrell Do you have to practice monogamy in general or do you have to practice monogamy as a woman? The wording there kind of threw me for a loop
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@javiciastanatic This is clearly where you differ from the guy she's with. He's cool with his situation and very transparent about it.
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@tysorosey Come home. The kids miss you
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
Unpopular opinion. But this is the best kind of concert. Give me a small intimate vibe over 20k people any fucking day
@__camaro_
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SING THE MF SONG JAZMINE !!!
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@longbeachgriffy Imagine being this mad at a SKIT. Niggas was cracking up at all the wild shit Chappelle did on his show but ready to fight this nigga Griffy 😂😂
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@DancersAdvocate @WholesomeRyan @CruiseWithMe24 I think you kinda just making him say what you want him to say. Convoluting the entire post. He said people who make videos like this are dying inside, not single, divorced women over 30 without kids are dying inside. Just the ones who make videos about it
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@iliveintheshvde
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1 year
Sharing music is a form of intimacy
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@TruBeautyChix @TreJames_ Them slytherins don't play fair
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
Trying to have my coffee in peace and my coworker won’t stop talking to me
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@_bictoriaaaa When you kinda hood but still love you some Jesus
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
1 year
Grown men who can’t do basic shit like change a tire are so weird to me. Like you mean if you stranded with a woman and you get a flat, you need to call someone for help?? That’s embarrassing af
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@illestVee @alexactivated This really the one lol
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@iliveintheshvde
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4 years
Clayton County the most popular county in the country right now
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
I don't think Neyo got the flowers he really deserved
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@1DJFirstClass @CurrenSy_Spitta Latto but don’t play with me.. bar Stay strapped like Girbaud jeans … bar And that Amazon line was some heat too
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
@esenarx @chiiinkss @jimmy_koski @MasterrTonguee Niggas really play too many video games man lol
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
2 years
@Tobias_R__ @NousevaAngel @Bandyzz @Nibellion Refer to previous answer, why would Xbox care? Their job is to sell as many boxes and game pass subscriptions as possible. That’s all they care about, gamepass. Which will be an app on every TV in the next 5 years I’m willing to bet
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@joshuaneall The Bars went crazy tho 🔥🔥🔥
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
11 months
Dinner at 8? = spend time with me These women tired of y’all niggas wyd’ing them to death fam
@777jorgeivan
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Wyd today = Spend time with me but y’all dumb ass bitches don’t get the hint
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@iliveintheshvde
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10 months
@Charalanahzard The lack of context for this tweet is alarmingly hilarious. Like I understand but it doesn’t make it any less funny
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@ty_hotcommodity @EarthyArchetype Ikr. Niggas used to duel for their woman.
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@JBW90 @BleacherReport This part took me out 😂😂
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
11 months
Ankle bracelets are illogically sexy… like, nothing about an ankle is sexy, but as soon as it’s a little chain on it now I want to eat your whole body
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
@bnowornever @ty_hotcommodity @EarthyArchetype My guy, I'm trying to be on horse back with a lance and knock a nigga off for my bitch 😂😂😂
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
Media update
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
6 months
Please shut the fuck up and go fuck a dude
@woccery
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6 months
It’s time we admit that this body type is actually fat and not “thicc”
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
HBO Max is hands down the best streaming platform, but has the worst app of all time
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@iliveintheshvde
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11 months
@kayykilo That woman is ready to go, take her home lol
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@Zaphaelz @analchanteuse You missed the entire point G
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
11 years
I swear every girl think they have the best looking dude in the world lol, be proud as hell of a ugly ass nigga
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@DadBodRaj @_crownedangel Ain’t no reason this is as funny as it is 😂😂😂
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@iliveintheshvde
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6 years
@tjhunt_ @DustinYT_ killed it with the sick edits as usual
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
1 year
I mean the good witches, you know the ones with a cabinet full of herbs in ziplock bags. Plants and rocks all over the crib. Always got a cup of tea. Incense burning, Bob Marley and Eryka Badu playing all the time. Witches lmao
@aarowdisc
Aarow
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I have a love/hate relationship with witches lol
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
@jessethechef *whispers* "Little Bits"
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
Sucking on her toes in missionary >>>
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@iliveintheshvde
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1 year
@sauceco901 In your hand lol
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
This me. Mfer be yelling and shit and I be like come here baby. You need a hug?
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
1 year
The whole album. Every song. Production wizardry throughout. Musical art in its purest form.
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@Tekty2 @KDTrey5 That wasn't actually a diss. He was saying the looks aren't as open now because he doesn't have as good of team mates. So he has to create more and take what the defense gives him. Shoot further out etc
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
2 years
@Charalanahzard This is ancient texts, probably written on scrolls and carved on cave walls since the beginning of time.
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@DeronAntonio Young nigga preach
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
10 months
@labellladonna I’ve always cooked in any relationship I’ve ever been in, not that I had to but sometimes you just want your own cooking. And I definitely think your partner should want to learn to make the thinks you like, it doesn’t remove the entitlement from the original statement though
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
9 months
Gonna recreate this and hang it on my wall
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@iliveintheshvde
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11 years
How do you explain rolling your hips in a mirror to your best friend?
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@4PLAYYGRL @aamyrodriguezz Niggas always attacking us for no reason lol
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
Suns out too
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
Thit shit slap way harder than it should
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
1 year
I’ve always said the only person who could go toe to toe with Usher in a Verzuz is Beyoncé and vice versa. Scoring it would damn near be impossible
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
11 months
Poor grammar really just ruins so much lol
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@iliveintheshvde
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3 years
@DillanxGrey Huge flex. Aint no regular dating after this for her
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@iliveintheshvde
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5 years
I don’t get the hate for Chris Brown new album.. shit slaps to me
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@iliveintheshvde
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1 year
She really can’t read the room 😭😭😭
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
1 year
Should have known this was a robot when they said “among the love foods, I like chicken fries the most” 😭😭😭😭 like why you bringing up chicken fries rn???
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@iliveintheshvde
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1 year
@yourfavheathen The internet isn’t a real place though, you really don’t see that many super attractive people in person on a daily basis in real life
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
Woman in front of me just bought my coffee. Today's going to be good
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
5 years
Sex is cool and all, but do you know what kind of bond you need with someone to let them connect to the Bluetooth or pass them the aux cord? That’s spiritual
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@iliveintheshvde
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12 years
Niggas tweet shit like "RT if you got both thumbs" bitch just say you want some new followers
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@iliveintheshvde
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5 years
@k677y Pretty sure you woke everyone up lol
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
3 years
Date people who like you and make you cum
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@iliveintheshvde
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1 year
@dashofcinnamon_ One of the hardest lessons I ever learned was, just because two people love each other it doesn’t mean they should be together 💔
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@iliveintheshvde
Shaolin Fantastic
2 years
That Embid injury shows just how bad the refs have been all playoffs long. He was elbowed in the face, got a concussion and they called a foul on him lmaooooo
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@iliveintheshvde
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2 years
@PopupHenry @NoCxntextDrUmar Factually incorrect unfortunately
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