yung turkey: YANKEES BASEBALL TODAY
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“lowkey rude” “Puerto Rican demon” ~ comedian. New York or Nowhere. rooting for all black people. music stan. supporting women’s rights and wrongs 🫡 LFGNYY🇵🇷
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Joined August 2013
thinking about this girl today. so young. so full of hope. so beautiful.
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it is a little alarming how stupid and cruel the average person apparently is
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Just in the kitchen wasting food
Ohio's Great Wolf Lodge is launching a limited-time ranch dressing milkshake It's topped with crispy chicken, carrots, celery and whipped cream
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they really letting shia’s white ass terrorize new orleans like he’s klaus mikaelson 😭😭
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Immediately cutting communication with his best friend of 20+ years after learning of his sexual offenses……..denouncing Isr*el…….rolling a joint in less than 5 secs……..you aight white boy.
Seth Rogen: "As a Jewish person I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there empty like oh the door's open! I would never live in Israel. It doesn't make any sense to me"
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How it feels watching the Yankees from June 15-August 20 every year
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And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?
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but can he open a bag of chips
Giancarlo Stanton is tentatively scheduled to play his first spring game on Tuesday.
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Giancarlo Stanton every spring the last three years: They invented a new type of pain and named it after me
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being on the phone w my man while he’s at work is so annoying bc i have THINGS TO SAY but he has to TALK TO HIS COWORKERS and i just sit there like john mulaney “so he’s talk talk talk and oooo it’s my turn next”
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It’s honestly cute how they’re a group of friends that can all be emo together in their tweens like you need a heavy emo phase in your tweens
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and if i sat here KNOWING im supposed to be taking my ass to sleep and watched the cheetah girls 2 then what. isn’t this what free will is all about .
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YOU CANNOT "COEXIST" WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT YOU TO EXIST AT ALL
I want to live in a world where people wearing swastikas or rainbows or Black Power shirts can coexist without physically attacking each other
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every time someone complains about everything being so political
"Everything is so political," U.S. star Jack Hughes said.
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if Spencer jones hit a dinger into my car I’d say thank you but idk i might be built different. have him sign it like Bader signed that food truck lmao
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didn’t we know this……boutta full year ago????? what are we doing
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When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult
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From the first number that hung in my locker to 52 forever hanging in Monument Park - this HOF journey has come full circle. To have my number retired by the New York Yankees this year is one of the greatest honors of my life. The LegaCCy continues.
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When a parent starts doing that“core memories created💖“ thing, I always think of my former coworker who told us about taking her daughter to Disney World and her daughter‘s favorite part of the whole trip being when they got gas station hot dogs on their way back home
You hope your kids' core memories will be things you put a lot of effort into but often it's things like, "The time I got the Really Big Ice Cream."
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