Chris Scott
@iamchrisscott
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writer // contributor @ClickHole // gardener // sober // [email protected]
Washington, DC
Joined January 2009
(No one is allowed to make fun of the wire and knife situation)
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Had so much fun doing my first online cooking class with my students today. We made healthy veggie and fruit open-faced sandwiches together. It was a real joy to see them again, even from afar.
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Thank you for the helpful and encouraging feedback. Doing my first online AA meeting this afternoon. Gonna try to do these daily for... however long this lasts.
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If you have experience doing AA online and feel comfortable sharing with me about how you navigated it/ any tips, please shoot me a message. Sorry for this tweet.
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This Bernie supporter will be writing in Hillary Clinton in November. Retweet if you’re with me.
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The other day I came across the phrase “cloth gowns” in an article but my mind read it as “goth clowns.” Hope this helps.
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Steak-umm tweeted "There can be no social justice without first the total abandonment of the ego" before deleting all its tweets and then, amazingly, its entire account. No need to check this. So long, food friend.
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Wow this is really cool, Steak-umm just announced they're deactivating and moving to a dharma compound in Nebraska so it can focus wholly on the dissolution of the self. Goodbye Steak-umm, I'll miss your tweets
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Holy shit there are no lines this guy won’t cross. Oh my god...
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The universal appeal of a governor abandoning his state during the worst crisis in its history to seek greener pastures is undeniable
SCOOP: The draft @NYGovCuomo movement for @JoeBiden's VP is growing despite Biden's previously announced plans to pick a woman, I am told. The push is coming from some Northeast govs, who are close to Cuomo and are reading polls showing Biden-Cuomo beats @realDonaldTrump easily..
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When George Conway takes a quick break from his 24/7 nonstop fuckathon with Kellyanne to dunk on Trump on Twitter >>>>>>>
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"Oh, looks like Biden's the nominee. Got it. Ok well, time to make dinner." -Democratic voters who aren't on Twitter
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All the coronavirus ads are cloying and obnoxious and all the non-coronavirus ads are tone deaf and gross, and I'm reaching the conclusion that maybe all ads... are bad
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Excited to welcome uhhhhh North Dakota to the um regional advisory whatever
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How many states do you think they could add to this before Trump realized what was going on. My gut says no fewer than 30
UPDATE: Thrilled that @MassGovernor is joining our regional advisory council – working alongside @NYGovCuomo, @GovNedLamont @GovernorTomWolf, @JohnCarneyDE, @GovRaimondo, and all of us in @NJGov – to ensure a sustainable economic recovery through a strong health care recovery.
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Really beautiful and frankly powerful to see our elected officials skip right over outrage over tens of thousands of our neighbors suffering and dying unnecessarily so we can move right along to the amorphous, meaningless campaign to Reopen America
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Yeah but then production could resume on Jurassic World 3. People need to start thinking about the greater good here
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