Contractors and consultants 10 minutes after a meeting in which they promised each other full cooperation to ensure smooth progress of works.

The stock market waiting to open on Monday

When someone steals your banger worthy tweet and gets a banger with it

The unemployment rate in this country is too much. May God strengthen everyone out there looking for a job in this country 🙏

One time I went on a date with a woman who was a serious runner. I’m not a runner, in fact I played goalie in lacrosse to avoid running. Anyway, she wanted to go on a 5 mile run date, which I accepted. By mile 3…

There's this cool thing at jobs where if you do your work very well you get to do other peoples work too

laid 2 eggs today

I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

When you on the first date and she says “I hope this not awkward for you but your girlfriend will be joining us”

If a job ever hires you on the spot at the interview just know it’s about to be some bullshit

Driving is basically you reading the mind of the next guy and hoping they’re not idiots.

It's not until you enter the corporate world that you will realize that your relative being in a top position doesn't necessarily mean they can guarantee you a job.

Everybody talking about Feb 14, broo, I need $14m !!

Job hunting is literally the most demoralizing experience a person can go through. Nothing else makes you realize how little you can actually do. It’s the most depressing situation any human being can be subjected to.

That fake Monday seriousness is so funny. Everyone acting like they know what they’re doing.

men have 1 good year in their life and then live in nostalgia for the rest of their lives

If the algorithm showed you my art, I appreciate any support I get

Social media got 40 year old women saying they're single because they haven't met the right guy. You gone meet him soon, his name is Jesus.

You might have noticed that your office job doesn’t really require a degree.

Twitter has taught me a couple of things. Firstly, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the TL. Secondly , they’re vastly outnumbered.