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geese and big thief play on the same night in austin will that be like an indie civil war?
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My timeline was just silksong before yesterday. I was protected and experiencing childlike wonder. Now I half the country mourns a nazi??
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The new HEBs are great but there’s something about having to park in a garage and take an escalator up that makes me want to die
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Jimmy buffet really did make a bunch of bangers idk how he did that
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Getting Goodreads usernames at dinner I’m not socially challenged
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Never thought I’d watch a cowboy fancam with mom jeans playing over it
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Got a blizzard after seeing lcd sound system never kill yourself
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found out ive owed target 14 dollars on a credit account i closed a year ago. i can hear my father yelling at me right now
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My sink told me it was really thirsty for bacon grease
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Waiter recommended the seafood pasta and called it gangster
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Women: men, why are you so repressed? Also women:
Things men do that I feel are just performative: -own a cat -read books -wear glasses -spam Instagram stories -take pictures of the sunset
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Kyrie Irving is hurt and we our actively crashing our economy what am I supposed to do
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No it’s fine I just didn’t think it would be Chinese
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I made this joke months ago I’m shaking
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