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software developer || web3 || Cinephile || Class clown || work in progress 🚧

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2024 MOVIE AND SERIES WATCHLIST
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it's mad addictive my GPA was crying in uni, but the fans wanted a stadium named after me. I couldn't let them down
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Football Manager is genuinely too unhealthily addictive. You can play for 7 hours and feel like you’ve not made much progress.
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"The man wey talk say he be oga, no be oga for strong strong headache"
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Me transferring money from my GTB acc to my Access account
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@chuuzus Everybody in Riverdale
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@DeuceOW @MKBHD But for that price tho Even phones half that price start with 128gb
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Lagos people preparing for protest : come with your masks, power bank, face caps Port Harcourt people preparing for protest: carry your kpalas and your selina, no forget your jigaly #SARSMUSTEND
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@Rihannafiles @chuuzus If Rihanna slaps me I'm turning the other cheek
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@Ebuka Pribaj dead Leric dead Brightoni dey on life support
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Cousin Yemi when he sees @JustTimilehin in the next family reunion
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@chuuzus I thought this was a Quentin Tarantino movie 🤕
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@zaach26_ @yeankhar She used the time stone Dr Oloni Strange
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@Simplyy_obeks @TheFilmUpdates Exactly!! Anthony Hopkins equally deserved that award but fuck the oscars for using chadwick for views
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see how liquorose dey shine
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@kwameA_B @ladbible 😭😭 She said
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@clexetweets it's so immersive managing matches, transfers, contract negotiations, hiring staff, scouting players.
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pitch or no pitch we're taking Adekunle to the final 👍🏾
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@fancytomboy the insult doesn't slap the same in English 💀
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@chuuzus She drinks after winning too 😭
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Can't y'all just enjoy your #STARBOYFEST without shading #KizzDanielLive 🤷🏽‍♂️ Common entrance students?? Someone that had Davido, Tiwa savage, Olamide, falz, Mayorkun perform.
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@AyoJaguda @GreyGuy_ We're talking about Drake You're mentioning immigration officer 😂
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nah kendrick is too funny 😂
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and Kendrick delivered the quadruple entendre as requested 😂
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@FuglyButchQueen Nothing about fox news is genuine, absolutely nothing
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@RacismDog Good dog
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@TreMelvin @IAmMere_ selena's last two boyfriends have better voices than her
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@OfficialFPL Lundstram robbed
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I can cook and clean, I can also do laundry 🥺
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CHEERS TO THE HOLIDAYS 🍾🎉🎉 #Doratheexplora
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They better put him in gen pop 💀
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Derek Chauvin -- the former Minneapolis PD officer charged with the murder of George Floyd -- has been transferred to a maximum-security prison. via @TMZ Image: (Hennepin County Jail/Handout)
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when your friend appreciates a kind gesture and you call them ode to balance the equation >>
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Rita and Kate crack me the hell up every time
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I've never seen this babe miss 😍
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CHEERS TO THE HOLIDAYS 🍾🎉🎉 #Doratheexplora
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fuck her and the page
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Alicent kept the page all those years 🥺 #HouseOfTheDragon
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Her influence >>
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Rema don climb inside my top 3. pesin wey I dey abuse his Indian lyrics some months ago 🤭
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Fuck off You have killed many potential grammy winners
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Not y'all showing love for prince after he has been evicted You ignored him for 8 weeks but it's today you realized he was multi talented, smart, competitive and deserved to be in the final Abeg x 500
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I can cook and clean, I can also wash car 🥺
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Pumped for the new month 💃🏽💃🏽
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Let this be the last time @aliciakeys
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@_lanzii had to prioritize
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@chuuzus determinate is a hit °
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@omoissyy @mayowa_ak We are the only ones that have the right to abuse us 😂
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@DaiveedKing @clexetweets i usually assign that to the assistant I was running mad 😂
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@madnesstroye @chuuzus his tweets usually get rts
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Yvonne: blinks Biggie: #BBTitans
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The way Mercy and Ike are studying the rule book 😂😂 #BBNaija
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@Proph_Budmon @YodaSODA4 @LaMasiaNostra There's no rule that says a good pass must land directly on the players feet It all depends on the conditions of the receiver. So far the pass is weighted perfectly and lands in the receiver's path It's excellent
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Lmfaooo @BlaqBonez
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@BBNaija Brighto will be giving people relationship advice, when babe sit beside him he'll start drinking water 😭
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@Zaddy_nomso Dino had already cleared it, It was a fake account
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@EPLBible ffs his name is Aguero
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been listening to all wizkid songs and features on my phone (60) since last night all hits 🔥🔥
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@keyon 😂😂 June and a couple of the handmaids are free now, plotting to rescue everyone and destroy Gilead
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@DudeRodri they built a new stadium and named it after my name in the game
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When wizkid sang "tonight, I'm walking away" in brown skin girl
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I'm still crying at how they killed Jamie's girl on their first date 😭😭 #TopBoy
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Whenever I see a black SUV in Ozark
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not this ISWIS make he no try am 😂
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I just know Sanwo-Olu is about to call ISWIS for an episode And he will get a “Nooooo!”
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@boks84tm @Tellemmmmm @acupofdoyin Fk get UK and Ghana passport Rebuild wetin ?? 😂
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Done and Dusted...... BSc Chem Engineering 🎓✨
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@Ariadne_m3212 @chuuzus @ryvvre u think someone with rihanna's pic as a header wont know ?
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you think people need to be paid to hate shegz something I've been doing for free
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I had no idea Afro VII and Short man noble were best of friends. They both asked for money and was turned down. They both decided to start running agendas on sheggz. Ohh well this is interesting.
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I'll sell my father's car to vote for Blue Aiva 🙏🏾 #BBTitans
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@EtniesJags O jewa ke eng season 2
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@ehte_ @Certifiedopeboi Imagine you and your forefathers losing to the same people 😭😭
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@SantosTHEBOSS You know what screaming means in this context right ?
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Ebuka is always in his bag host award shows, sport events, political events, music festivals, corporate events, reality TV 🤌🏾
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@UMEHoma Donald trump and divine intervention in one sentence You have missed it
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Man utd fans photoshopping Dybala in man utd Jersey
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Finally the Niniola folder
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This Niniola track goes so hard
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@EtniesJags The dodo the bride served has burnt
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peruzzi really killed it this year 🔥💪
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BMJS had a yoruba woman teaching us Igbo with yoruba accent I was disgusted
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@__Mbah Ike and his barber deserve 10 years
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@brownintrovert @AravindFZS @TheTristenBrown @DeuceOW @MKBHD Says the people that are celebrating dark mode and fast charging in 2019 🤡
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@chuuzus Prison break doesn't deserve to be here It had just 2 good seasons
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@mefeater @theestallion @NICKIMINAJ Even Stevie Wonder saw this coming
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making a grand entrance when your opp is speaking>>
@JaypeeGeneral
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The moment HE Peter Obi arrived at Gov. Soludo’s celebration of one year in office at the International Conference Center, Awka, Anambra State. Everywhere scattered🔥 PO is loved❤️
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Naija twitter preparing to drag Toolz 😭😭
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@trn_around @Sio_the_man @TehGallarDOH @ironfists2003 @DiscussingFilm Exactly it was a good show but they are shit at marketing
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Liquorose and Cross every nomination session #BBNaija
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*lying king 👀
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Make It Up, Make It Up: Kevin Hart To Drop $118,000 On Eniko’s Lavish “Lion King” Baby Shower
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@TenaciousTayour @Public_Enemyy @AyoJaguda @GreyGuy_ Lool He's the one banning someone from Nigeria na
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This shizzi guy is not serious Sarz dropped samba and he replied with I go calabar 🥴
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Bars ✅ Word play ✅ Story telling ✅ Political message ✅ J cole has 24hours to respond
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Me while watching Ozark : this character is too important to die it wouldn't make sense. Netflix :
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@chuuzus The get down Stranger things Black mirror Money heist Elite Sex education Ozark Peaky blinders Dogs of Berlin
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@crackaIackin @itskeyon @salemmitchell I hate the taste after brushing. The best I can do is not rinse my mouth till after taking a bath, at least the fluoride can work for an extra 10 mins 😂
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@southernjawn @emoblackthot Lmaoo He repeated the same weak line ??
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A reminder that true love is the best song on MIL
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2023 - movies/series thread
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