iTweetBaseballandothershit
@iTweetBaseball
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don’t worry, i don’t know what I’m talking about either. Fire Manfred, Save baseball. biased towards the braves 👁️👁️ throw me a follow. I’m PR you dick
Raleigh, NC
Joined May 2024
You show me a full sized version of this candy bar. I quit my job and come work for you.
My only Halloween candy take is that for whatever reason we only see krakels emerge during Halloween and they are delicious
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Are people really having a hard time understanding why middle-class families who themselves have to stretch to put food on the table might be a little upset at the fact that their tax dollars are paying for poors to buy literal fucking lobster tails and caviar?
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Look at the pageantry and setup in this video. The production was immaculate. Now it’s “how many ads can we stuff in before kickoff”
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It's actually, "how dare the government take my money to subsidize luxury $40/pound food items for the poors that I can't afford myself"
“How dare the poors enjoy something I like!?” — every GOP tweet ever.
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In any prior age, a military aged man waving a foreign banner on your soil was cause for his removal if not war.
Omar Fateh waves foreign flag, speaks a foreign language, pledges his loyalty to Somalia, tells Somalians to elect him This is a rally in Minneapolis
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What Yesavage has done should completely change the way teams think about pitching prospects and pitching development We know exactly what MLB caliber stuff looks like and if you have you have it There’s no point in wasting bullets in the minors when you can get MLB hitters out
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“Men used to go to war” You forgot the crucial detail that they had something to die for. Nobody’s dying for a girl with ten bodies and an OnlyFans link in her bio
At 16, boys used to want to be men. They lied about their age and stormed the beaches of Normandy. Now, men in their 30s can’t even commit to a woman who loves them. Boys once fought to become men. Today, men fight to stay boys. - Thoughts from @KatKanada_TM 🪖
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Where were you when Tyler Matzek became a Braves Legend? 🥜
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It took the FBI nearly two years to investigate this Terry Rozier situation, but yeah Shohei was cleared in a week and definitely wasn’t gambling…
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No, I just dislike the Dodgers.
I don’t think baseball fans dislike the Dodgers. I think baseball fans dislike the system MLB has in place.
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This is bad for baseball. If you don’t agree, you’ve lost the plot.
@BeaneaterB Exactly! Plus, the sport loses its magic. Seeing a team react like the Dodgers to making the World Series says it all. They acted like it was just another game. No, making the World Series should be special.
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ESPN has hurt baseball more than the Dodgers
The Blue Jays don’t beat themselves. They have Vlad, Springer, Yesavage and Gaussman. They hit good pitching. They will have home field advantage. They might save baseball from being ruined.
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THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. POSTSEASON STATS ARE SEPARATE FROM REGULAR SEASON STATS
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No, I really fucking hate the Dodgers.
I don’t think baseball fans dislike the Dodgers. I think baseball fans dislike the system MLB has in place.
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The dating pool for young men is literally: -whores - "nice" girls but who are obese and have an anxiety disorder -bitchy (if not cunty) girl bosses -BPD psychos who will love bomb you and then tell everyone you raped them -post wall "trad wifes" who actually want kids but only
the dating pool for young women is literally: - porn addicts - "sensitive"guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - emotionally distant manipulators - performative "woke" men who still treat women like sh*t
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Guys can party until 4 AM before a game, use drugs daily, abuse their girlfriends, and neglect fatherhood without media criticism. But when Travis Hunter improves his life by getting baptized and following Jesus, the media claims he's unfocused. 🤦♂️ This shows the mainstream
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