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New apartment, rate the setup (dudes only)
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LeBron could never
BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace
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Undoubtedly one of the five funniest things anyone has ever said
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POV: You are a beer in my fridge at 5:01 PM EST today
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this is what NIL was supposed to be
Sent the game to overtime so that meant more great times
@bwwings
AND six free boneless wings. This March Madness, order using Blazin' Rewards before the last game of the day goes into overtime to receive the offer
#OvertimeDeal
#NIL
#sponsored
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no toast is insanity
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going Shohei Ohtani mode at happy hour today (getting so drunk only one guy can understand me so I ask him to place all my march madness bets for me)
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i woulda parked that bbq chicken fastball 375 dead center
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We’re listening. We’re learning. We’re improving. (Elevated the TV and DoorDashed some grub)
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lets all take a moment to remember the greatest highlight of Matt Ryan’s career
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People were genuinely debating if Freddie Freeman was going to be booed in his return to Atlanta on this app last week. He got such a warm reception he fired his agent
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since y’all keep asking here is the bed (i swear I have a frame it’s still in the box)
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Raisel Iglesias is not talked about enough as one of the greatest trade deadline steals in recent memory
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@TheActMan_YT
Remember when he faked his girlfriend’s death for views without telling her parents. Or when he pretended to get robbed. What a guy
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Adult man with a fathead in the bedroom is crazy. No way I’m about to be gettin down to business to look up and make eye contact with Mike Trout
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I know that tree in the middle has taken a few souls
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Kinda wild Joc Pederson wakes up on October 1st and is just like “alright time to be the best player in all of baseball”
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so in the past 10 minutes:
- The Braves trade Will Smith for Jake Odorizzi
- The Braves trade for Robbie Grossman
- The Braves are reportedly in on Syndergaard
Wake up the kids. Alex Anthopoulos is cooking
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Ken Rosenthal just said he expects the Braves to release Marcell Ozuna after the legal process plays out.
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I will be watching Vaughn Grissom throw his bat to Saturn for the rest of the night
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13 flags for the 13 lives lost over the past week. The
@Braves
are a first class organization. Thank you
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I stand with Waffle House employees
TODAY:
@WaffleHouse
workers are on STRIKE in Atlanta to demand an end to their mandatory meal deduction policy. Deducting $3 from our pay every shift, regardless of whether we eat, is unjust. We are calling on
@USDOL
to investigate.
#UnionsForAll
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The Braves just gave Spencer Strider a six-year, $75 million extension on a random Monday in October. I absolutely adore this franchise
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Adam Duvall has been tendered. He will be a Brave in 2022, barring a trade.
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the main reason the Falcons should not trade Julio Jones is because he is my favorite player and it would make me sad
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I remember exactly where I was sitting when Justin Upton, Craig Kimbrel, and Jason Heyward were traded.
I wish I could pat my younger self on the back and tell him what was coming.
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I took some more feedback from you guys and cleaned up the cables, moved the chair back, got some coolers on a side table, and got a footstand. let me know what you think
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happy worst day of our lives to those who observe
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saying TCU “didn’t deserve to be there” is so insane considering they won a playoff game to get there lmao
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Two years, $18 million for Eddie Rosario with a club option. The Braves are crushing this offseason, and I don’t think they’re done
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Alex Anthopoulos just locked up an All Star who has multiple Gold Gloves with 40+ home run potential for eight years and $21 million AAV. Respect my General Manager. That man is a DON.
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Bringing back Jorge Soler has to be a top priority now. That’s a lineup no team in baseball wants to face
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It really doesn’t get talked about a lot, but Jamie Newman opting out in 2020 might be the biggest butterfly effect in Georgia Football history
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Between Sean Murphy and Austin Riley this team has the most ass in baseball by a mile
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If Julio goes to Tampa with Tom Brady and Deshaun goes to the Saints y’all can keep the NFL next year
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Braves lose this game without Joc Pederson and Eddie Rosario. The trade deadline acquisitions pull through again
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if matt ryan gets sacked more than five times Sunday I’m calling OSHA on the Falcons
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When are y’all gonna learn “F*ck Trae Young” is a horrible idea?
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I am ready to watch Ronald Acuña Jr baptize baseballs again
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ratings are no longer dudes only, i’m sorry, I didn’t expect this many people to see my living room
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if the Falcons trade for Matt Olson & Deshaun Watson while saying goodbye to Freddie Freeman & Matt Ryan within 48 hours I will officially declare this the nuttiest two days in Atlanta sports history
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Angels' pending free agent superstar Shohei Ohtani really wants to play for a winner: 'It sucks to lose'
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FIRST DADDY HACK FOR VAUGHN GRISSOM WITH THE BAT FLIP TO TOP IT OFF
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Goodnight if your favorite baseball team has won 13 games in a row this year
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Tony La Russa saying Yermin Mercedes was disrespectful to baseball just months after he tried to get out of a DUI by flashing his World Series ring almost makes me dizzy from the irony
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Good Morning.
Travis d’Arnaud came back from a broken bone and hit two home runs during the World Series. Positive vibes for Ozzie
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9 batters. 8 Strikeouts. No Hits. No Walks. Welcome back, kid. Hope we see you in Truist soon.
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I want Rob Manfred to hand over the trophy at Truist Park. I need it.
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15 years ago. Still one of the greatest coaching tactics of all time
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TRAVON WALKER WITH A SACK, PICK, & FORCED FUMBLE IN HIS FIRST NFL GAME PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NUMBER 1 PICK
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bad sports town by the way
Braves fans were ready 🏆
Atlanta sold more merch in the 30 minutes after winning the World Series than any other MLB champion in Fanatics history, per
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Forget baseball, Alex Anthopoulos may be the best GM in all of sports
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Matt Olson is slashing .538/.625/.923/1.548 with two doubles, a home run, and three walks in his first series as a Brave
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Well, the Falcons could be looking at about $110 million in cap space next offseason. Been a real long time since they’ve been able to say that
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I haven’t had much time for opinions in a whirlwind day but Matt Ryan is a true professional and the most accomplished player the Falcons have ever had… kinda sucks this all happened so quickly. I’m going to miss him dearly and I hope he lands somewhere he can contend
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Joc Pederson starting in the All Star Game does make me very happy.
Can’t wait til he’s a Brave again at the end of July
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I feel like I say this every year but the CFP National Championship should be in 4 places and 4 places only:
- Atlanta
- New Orleans
- Miami
- Dallas
No team from California will ever be participating so why waste our time. I can’t even get a flight to the game.
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More on Watson: The Falcons have negotiated a restructured*** contract, per source.
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Sean Payton and Tom Brady were too scared to compete against this man
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