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saw sabrina carpenter with black hair and almost had to call out of work.
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LeBron could never.
BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace.
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Undoubtedly one of the five funniest things anyone has ever said
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“Let’s debate” what is there to debate?? There is one literal answer and it’s B, C, A. This is why we have accidents. This is not a “debate”.
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Make a 2-15 NFL team pick 6th in the draft and their fans will make January 6th look like a picnic.
Adam Schefter: NFL Draft Lottery would be a “home run.”.
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POV: You are a beer in my fridge at 5:01 PM EST today.
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this is what NIL was supposed to be.
Sent the game to overtime so that meant more great times @bwwings AND six free boneless wings. This March Madness, order using Blazin' Rewards before the last game of the day goes into overtime to receive the offer #OvertimeDeal #NIL #sponsored
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They planted this guy in the crowd so Tom Brady’s lame ass had a talking point because he’s so terrible at his new job.
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no toast is insanity.
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is this a threat.
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imagine getting thrown in the drunk tank last night after hitting the bars in Louisville and you wake up to see Scottie Scheffler is your cellmate.
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on what planet does this warrant a 15 yard penalty.
Drake London celebration too tuff bro
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going Shohei Ohtani mode at happy hour today (getting so drunk only one guy can understand me so I ask him to place all my march madness bets for me).
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Florida State would be killing Georgia Tech if their starters didn’t opt out.
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i woulda parked that bbq chicken fastball 375 dead center.
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We’re listening. We’re learning. We’re improving. (Elevated the TV and DoorDashed some grub)
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“A doesn’t have a stop sign”. What else would they have?? Ramming into oncoming traffic at an intersection? Use some critical thinking skills.
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ESPN is actively using their power as a “news source” to take your money.
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Oh no the Falcons suck what am I gonna do with my Sundays I’ve never dealt with this before
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lets all take a moment to remember the greatest highlight of Matt Ryan’s career
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People were genuinely debating if Freddie Freeman was going to be booed in his return to Atlanta on this app last week. He got such a warm reception he fired his agent.
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since y’all keep asking here is the bed (i swear I have a frame it’s still in the box)
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Starving man interested in a steak.
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Overturning the call on the field because people threw trash is one thing. This targeting call was absolutely criminal and one of the worst I’ve ever seen. They were really trying it last night.
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Raisel Iglesias is not talked about enough as one of the greatest trade deadline steals in recent memory.
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@TheActMan_YT Remember when he faked his girlfriend’s death for views without telling her parents. Or when he pretended to get robbed. What a guy.
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Adult man with a fathead in the bedroom is crazy. No way I’m about to be gettin down to business to look up and make eye contact with Mike Trout.
Bro is emotional
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I know that tree in the middle has taken a few souls.
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Kinda wild Joc Pederson wakes up on October 1st and is just like “alright time to be the best player in all of baseball”.
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so in the past 10 minutes:. - The Braves trade Will Smith for Jake Odorizzi.- The Braves trade for Robbie Grossman.- The Braves are reportedly in on Syndergaard. Wake up the kids. Alex Anthopoulos is cooking.
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Ken Rosenthal just said he expects the Braves to release Marcell Ozuna after the legal process plays out.
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I will be watching Vaughn Grissom throw his bat to Saturn for the rest of the night
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“It’s different in Europe”. Sorry guys I think “FadeHubb” is American + they’re driving on the right side of the road so i’m assuming America.
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13 flags for the 13 lives lost over the past week. The @Braves are a first class organization. Thank you
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Clemson fans making jokes about UGA players driving how bout y’all drive the fuck back over the state line after the beating you got.
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I stand with Waffle House employees.
TODAY: @WaffleHouse workers are on STRIKE in Atlanta to demand an end to their mandatory meal deduction policy. Deducting $3 from our pay every shift, regardless of whether we eat, is unjust. We are calling on @USDOL to investigate. #UnionsForAll
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The Braves just gave Spencer Strider a six-year, $75 million extension on a random Monday in October. I absolutely adore this franchise.
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Adam Duvall has been tendered. He will be a Brave in 2022, barring a trade.
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the main reason the Falcons should not trade Julio Jones is because he is my favorite player and it would make me sad.
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I remember exactly where I was sitting when Justin Upton, Craig Kimbrel, and Jason Heyward were traded. I wish I could pat my younger self on the back and tell him what was coming.
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I took some more feedback from you guys and cleaned up the cables, moved the chair back, got some coolers on a side table, and got a footstand. let me know what you think
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happy worst day of our lives to those who observe.
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saying TCU “didn’t deserve to be there” is so insane considering they won a playoff game to get there lmao.
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y’all letting this election nonsense distract you from the fact that the Falcons did not add a pass rusher yesterday.
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Two years, $18 million for Eddie Rosario with a club option. The Braves are crushing this offseason, and I don’t think they’re done.
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Alex Anthopoulos just locked up an All Star who has multiple Gold Gloves with 40+ home run potential for eight years and $21 million AAV. Respect my General Manager. That man is a DON.
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I challenege YOU DJU to drop back and attempt a pass longer than 8 yards!.
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Bringing back Jorge Soler has to be a top priority now. That’s a lineup no team in baseball wants to face.
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It really doesn’t get talked about a lot, but Jamie Newman opting out in 2020 might be the biggest butterfly effect in Georgia Football history.
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If Julio goes to Tampa with Tom Brady and Deshaun goes to the Saints y’all can keep the NFL next year.
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Braves lose this game without Joc Pederson and Eddie Rosario. The trade deadline acquisitions pull through again.
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if matt ryan gets sacked more than five times Sunday I’m calling OSHA on the Falcons.
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When are y’all gonna learn “F*ck Trae Young” is a horrible idea?.
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I am ready to watch Ronald Acuña Jr baptize baseballs again
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if the Falcons trade for Matt Olson & Deshaun Watson while saying goodbye to Freddie Freeman & Matt Ryan within 48 hours I will officially declare this the nuttiest two days in Atlanta sports history.
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ratings are no longer dudes only, i’m sorry, I didn’t expect this many people to see my living room.
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Angels' pending free agent superstar Shohei Ohtani really wants to play for a winner: 'It sucks to lose'
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