oh hey they made this claude straight

peak oxytocin hits come from achieving mutual information maxima across increasingly deranged parameter spaces

update: she’s started referring to it as “my r2d2”

PSA: Jane Jane in DC has a drink called “Tears at an orgy” and it’s surprisingly good! yes I posted a nearly identical picture of me less than an hour ago. deal with it.

my eyes are actually RGB-D sensors, beware

“Every man I’ve dated in this admin has been like oh my god you’re like Usha Vance and I’m like … no” - really pretty Indian girl who does regulatory affairs at Starlink but won’t let me post a picture of her because she’s SHY

he gets it on a subconscious level

me, apologizing for my texting frequency: "Like i said, high volume stream of consciousness texter, something i def could work on lol" him: "It's ok I'll just randomly sample 🤣" literally the perfect response

This might be one of the cringiest metaphors / analogies I’ve posted, and that’s saying something!!

sufficiently catastrophic perturbations can force architectural rewiring. deep trauma doesn’t just update weights, but can also trigger involuntary topology modification. sometimes you emerge with a fundamentally different network structure, occasionally one that’s perversely

kids are just genetically optimized special interests bold of you to assume autism isn’t the desired phenotype

last personal training session as a blonde (for now 😈)

feminine bonding is agreeing to go to sephora so your friend can buy a travel perfume, participating in 10 rounds of blind a/b testing for moral support, and leaving with one yourself after your preferences converged on a single scent with zero variance across trials

She just left politico (as their ai correspondent) after 3 yrs and has a background in CV and a bunch of other subjects from Caltech and Columbia! https://t.co/7acUoO47x5 is her site!

everyone into ai should follow @MoharChat bc she is very cool we’ve had some amazing conversations tonight! might inspire some tweets later!

you’ve met me at a very blonde time in my life

unironically yes? pattern-seeking behavior + meaning-making is peak neurodivergent energy. Torah scholars were just doing recreational mathematics before it was cool. source: trust me bro. (Ashkenazi Jewish on both sides, come from a lineage of rabbis dating back to 1400s

girl who sees 11:11 and thinks “palindromic timestamp” bc pattern recognition is an autism thing not just an astrology thing 😤 (though I guess to the same dopaminergic effect)

nothing says “we’ve accurately analyzed your behavioral patterns” quite like being served literal futility as an accessory thanks @finkd

I lied about that other cover being the last one. Recorded this during my lunch break. So Easy (To Fall in Love) - Olivia Dean Not posting any more! This time I mean it!