Your threat model is not my threat model, hospital edition

Those pesky juries again insisting our courtrooms must be empty. 42% of courtrooms not being used today. We won’t mention all the courtrooms previously closed and the sheer lack of investment….we will just blame the jury system…..

I think we see now why @ollieatnowhere career as a Christmas card designer was cut short :)

OK, quick update! We have passed, with gift aid a figure that is unbelievable. We currently are sitting at, including gift aid, a total of £10,000.01 all going to @CR_UK In case you wish to increase it: https://t.co/Av9Wubv3yc #BSidesLDN2025 #Security #BSides #London #Charity

Find @MalwareVillage on the Mezanine level at @BSidesLondon!

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Catch me at BSides London with the @MalwareVillage crew. We've got swag, contests, jokes, and free malware to share with you all 🤝

The @MalwareVillage will be bringing some workshops and talks to their village at #BSidesLDN2025, make sure you follow them on social media for information on them and visit them to ensure you get to see their plans! #MalwareVillage

Tell your boss that I gave you the rest of the week off so you can explore this amazing interactive map showing the road network of the Roman Empire. This is so much fun to explore you can compare the Ancient and Modern road network for example. Great stuff. Your boss will

no hesitation

We'd like you to cancel your ticket to #BSidesLDN2025 Seriously, we do! But only if you can't come, someone else can actually use the ticket & it will not be wasted. Much effort goes into the event, and many opportunities created for all to benefit from, so don't be that person!

We're not far away from #BSidesLDN2025 Please! Tickets are free, so cancel your ticket if can no longer make the day! Many people are looking for a ticket & each unused ticket is a potential opportunity taken from someone else. Don't be that person! #Security #BSides #London

#BSidesLDN2025 is just two weeks away! If you can’t attend, please cancel your ticket on Eventbrite so someone else may go Tickets are only available via Eventbrite Please don’t message asking us for one, we simply cannot allocate tickets any other way Thanks for understanding!

Visual dissections of binary file formats https://t.co/5hr4LA100k

Just finished "To catch a spy" by @TimTateBooks, superb history of the Spycatcher case and its lasting impact on the UK and our security services. Highly recommended

Yeah we can fondly look back at the crime free 1800s when you could get the death sentence for practically anything....

“Behold… your undisputed Hide & Seek Champion 2025. I’ve been self promoted to IT Support. If your Wi-Fi drops, it’s because I pressed a mysterious blinking button and now I’m hiding on top of the cupboard until the blame passes.

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#BSidesLDN2025 #WorkShops

I just spent the last two hours debugging the Bluetooth stack *in anger* because for the last few weeks I've had to re-pair my mouse with my laptop. Every time. Remove mouse, re-pair. Turns out I had two identical mice in my backpack and I've been switching between them. It

The funniest thing has officially happened to the International Association for Cryptologic Research.