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don’t say you’re bringing back indie sleaze if you’re not willing to walk around in these chunkers
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@girlinabasement
one time a guy told me his celeb crush was anjelica huston and I immediately had sex with him
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Dale Parton
It's an honor to be collaborating with one of music’s most powerful women, gracias
@dollyparton
! Dale!
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the irony of this tweet when he’s the mayor of my county and doesn’t want to enforce masks
In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people.
You can wear one to Aldi.
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places in knoxville with chaotic energy:
-the empty shell of Sassy Ann’s
-urban bar
-the woodlands pool
-Clinch Avenue
-east town mall
-any waffle house in east knoxville
-fort dickerson quarry
feel free to add!!!!
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when that girl who got maced gets back to knoxville i’m gonna mace her too
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people move to new york from tennessee and stop having any sympathy for the people living there. planned parenthood burns to the ground and they’re like “omg i’m so glad I moved” instead of simply having sympathy for the people effected. it’s cringey and privileged and ugly
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I was born in the right generation I love pad thai and bald ann dowd
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the bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dear god i don't ask for much but just answer my poor millennial dreams and let me have an apartment like this one day thank u
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I think about this tiktok every day
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they look like every single couple over 30 in nashville
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no one:
me: did you see what caroline calloway’s done now
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the idea of wanting to seem so low maintenance and feminist and chill that you give yourself skin cancer
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i’m not in my fleabag era. fleabag has a business and a lot of sex. i’m in my boo era. i’m walking into traffic
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i’m sorry but when ken plays push by matchbox twenty at barbie for 4 hours made me feel way more seen than the woman monologue
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every street in nashville tennessee
I was looking at this house and something told me to look at the satellite view
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you were HOW OLD?!
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just say you’re scared of black people instead of tweeting dumb shit like this
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east tennessee icon
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Meemaw asked all her grandkids to come do shots with her and none of them showed up. like and retweet if you would do shots with Meemaw
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me for some reason after my 25th consecutive summer in the south: what’s up with these bugs
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I think men should drive women around if they’re in a relationship
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he looks like he’s from oak ridge
Face to face with the Bronze Age. ‘Ditchling Road Man’ is a forensic reconstruction of a 25-35 year-old male, who lived around 4,200 years ago. He was buried with a pottery beaker, arrowhead & shells. He was discovered in 1921 during road works in Brighton, Sussex.
#Archaeology
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utk students with a drug problem in 2015 be like “I know a spot” then take you to the grate
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“my body is a temple” my body is urban bar and corner cafe
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this is absolutely INSANE… and I know that apartment is nasty as fuck
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the most recent time I had sex to music she had my favorite band on a playlist and I started CRYING in the middle of it so NOPE
u guys have sex to music? like really? i tried that when i was 16 or something and never again cause i’d rather set the mood myself
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my girl is wearing a pink velvet bikini set and high top black vans on this bike
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how the girls chat responds to me getting the job vs the boys chat
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physical exfoliators and alcohol based skin care teaming up to ruin your face
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i’m so mad that in the 70’s they had awesome coke and terrible weed. now weed is supposed to give you ego death after one hit and coke just makes you annoying and shit your pants.
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i’m a fucking simp for
@carolinecaloway
and that comes from being the poor kid at private school and wanting all the hot older rich girls to like me
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oak ridge, tn 😍
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do NOT go to urban bar and corner cafe
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anyway I got a job as a makeup artist and my girlfriend got me these flowers and bought me dinner wow
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I finally got insurance approval for rehab!!!!!!! i’ll be leaving tuesday!!!!
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met a girl with this on last night. she had a finger mustache tattoo from 2011
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I will be seeing that silly little action movie with brad pitt in a bucket hat
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see there’s probably thousands of extremely sexy 5’8 dudes just like tom hardy and oscar isaac in this country but you won’t give them a chance because you want an freakish looking Ork who’s 6’7 (ADAM DRIVER)
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guys born in east tennessee in 1997: hi my name is Peyton
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fat girls aren’t brave for wearing certain clothing, it’s the people wearing low waist jeans and crop tops that are brave
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what a southern mom accepting her gay son sounds like:
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Appalachian Jesus and his crown of thorns made from these little dudes
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knoxvilles biggest front for something idk what though
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you could’ve taught them that miss gorl
Talking with my sons in their 20s. I just found out they don’t know how to:
- mail a letter
- write a check
- send a package
- write in cursive
“Nobody in our generation does that stuff”
Y’all, this is wild.
Just me?
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she looks like someone I would have reluctantly hung out with when I was 19 bc she had drugs
me after remembering to take my lions mane supplement
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she had a jeffrey campbell boot, 20k likes on tumblr, 4 light blue american spirits left and a dream
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this is going to upend my local community in ways unimaginable
Dolly Parton says that Beyoncé has recorded a cover of “Jolene” that may be on Act II:
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this girl who does meth told me I should be taking my contacts out at night
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pov: you’re watching me yell at my baby daddy derek about our babygirl brayleighn remington-jameson mccarthy mchewitt-janes about missing newborn cheer practice
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my dad is a trucker and he says the government chooses one citizen at christmas to compete in the asstravaganza where you have to eat everyone in congress’s ass and if you don’t then secret service executes you in a Bojangles parking lot
my dad works in hospitals every day and told our family to be careful if there’s tape over your car handle because people are putting fentanyl on it in hopes to kill you when you try to remove the tape! so if there’s tape over your car handle, DONT touch it with your fingers 🚨⚠️
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“do you even live in knoxville if you haven’t been on a tinder date with a tomato head employee?”
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