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socially distant.

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Joined February 2009
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Saw a dog wearing sunglasses and shoes and thought it was important to share…
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Jos Buttler to play for Lancs this weekend
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RT @AnabellaMarvy: This was Diogo jota 7 days ago, there is nothing in this life 😢
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2 months
I don’t know why Simply Reds always catch so many strays to be honest. Probs not the coolest thing to admit but Fairground, Stars and that one that goes ‘I’ll give all up for you, YES I WOULD’ with the good keyboards are bangers and anyone who says differently is wrong.
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RT @ESPNFC: Ruben Amorim has paid for 30 of his Man United backroom staff to take their families to next week's Europa League final in Bilb….
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Somehow still managing to be more annoying than United.
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Defeat to Northamptonshire by 70 runs. 🌹 #RedRoseTogether
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All Arsenal do is play for set pieces and long throws. They’re basically Tony Pulis’ Stoke but in Nike Mercurial Vapor’s….
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4 months
World’s Toughest Foot Race… completed it mate ✅ . A self sufficient 250km across the Sahara Desert for the #MDSLegendary. I’ve had this race in the back of my head for a long, long time and it’s been class to tick it off. It was such a great experience but also just stupid.
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I bought my Grandparents those books where they fill out stories from their life. However my Grandad isn’t ‘doing homework for anybody’…. So here are they are at 92 and 93 years old recording some kind of Jones Family distributed podcast…
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5 months
Crazy that this is a thing…
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RT @arghkid: Them: You're 14th in the league, you can't celebrate us getting knocked out of the Champions League. Me:..
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Jim Ratcliffe waiting for a good performance before sending the season ticket renewal email…
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5 months
Whether you support Amorim or not, not naming a full subs bench when a game can go to extra time is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen a football manager do…. Just fill the places with literally anyone.
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6 months
The grassroots football team near my house have more corporate sponsors than United…
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7 months
OK, why is there a penis museum on Reykjavik high street just next to the H&M? 😂. Reykjadick AMIRITE…
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7 months
I’d be properly confident but I’d defo be in the first five contestants to die in Squid Game.
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7 months
There’s some funny lookin’ dogs in Sri Lanka 🐘 🇱🇰
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8 months
That’s pretty good parking, all things considered 🐕
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8 months
Spotted some calm amongst the chaos in Chennai…
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RT @UtdRobert: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the little blue cunt.
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