Kids today who receive text over WhatsApp that school is off will never understand the feeling of going to school, finding out that it’s a holiday, and then coming back home to eat that tiffin while watching our favourite cartoon!

When men do this: things men do for family, women are gold diggers When women do this: it's better to be a housewife, feminism is bad goo goo ga ga

i want this 😭🕯📚💛

natasa dear nobody can make me hate you

Peak story, Peak Talents, Peak show💯

To summarize: Reporter: Why didn’t Trump win the Nobel Peace Prize? Nobel Chair: the award only goes to people of courage and integrity. *mic drop* 🫳🎤

Jimmy Kimmel plays a montage of Donald Trump pathetically begging for a Nobel Peace Prize

I have officially decided to stop taking life so seriously. I will be doing all things from a place of whimsical childlike wonder. Thank you.

Condition of Delhi metro station Dwarka mor campus 🤡

loved homebound so much that i had to sit down with the screenwriters to discuss the narrative choices they made. spoke to sumit roy and shreedhar dubey: https://t.co/MJPk6nmIgD

The most ill conceived project that is to befall our city. It will be disastrous on a decadal time scale if this becomes a reality.

Protein bar (brick of parmesan)

hi Twitter. I'm looking to urgently hire a graphic designer. If you are one, please reach out. I'll pay what you ask for - if you're great at what you do!

ji main vo puch rahi thi ki aaj pati ke sath photo dalna compulsory rahega kya.

🚨#𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗿í𝗮 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲

what a masterstroke by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. gave the Peace Prize to someone who’s • venezuelan • woman • pro-democracy can’t stop laughing, trolling level max!🤣🤣🤣

The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize was announced 15 minutes ago. It’s Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela, for her fight for democratic rights and for pushing a peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

had one of the best lunches of my life… but not posting it today because ladies, I love you and won’t hit your fasting hunger like that🥲🤍

oh wait… you’re telling me the Nobel committee just trolled the biggest bully alive in this world?!

okay, if the women in your house are fasting today, the bare minimum you can do is not make their lives harder. go out and have your chai-nashta, don’t call friends over, give them some fruits, don’t mess up the kitchen, and maybe take them out for dinner.

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit