Andrew Jones
@hpcnotes
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25+ years using, researching, buying, architecting #supercomputing. Now engineering leader for future #AI infra + #HPC capabilities at Microsoft.
Joined February 2010
Honestly what more does Federico Chiesa have to do to start a Premier League game for Liverpool?
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Well said Henry
Re: that statement by South Yorkshire Police Federation which represents all constables, sergeants, inspectors and chief inspectors within South Yorkshire Police. Policing of games has changed hugely, SYP has obviously changed hugely in personnel and there are doubtless
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That tense moment when you switch what your primary domain and sub-domains urls point to โฆ and your entire online presence evaporates for several long minutes while waiting for the DNS updates to go live and spread โฆ the tension to see if you made a mess of the DNS edits โฆ
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In what is now a solid tradition, the most important post-SC event ... publication of Glenn's SC notes! #HPC #SC25 #supercomputing #HPCignites
https://t.co/Fc7TCIalqC
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Crossed off 12 items from my To-Do list today. Just 188 more to go from the "urgent" folder.
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Big #F1 news - Adrian #Newey to become Aston Martin team principal! Could go either way - some technical leaders discover they have a hidden management genius within them. For others, the difference between a top team leader and a top tech leader rapidly become clear.
News from Aston Martin: Adrian Newey will take on the role of team principal from 2026. Andy Cowell takes on new role of chief strategy officer, focusing on partnership between Aston Martin and its technical partners including Honda #F1
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@ErikExplains You should follow the Gordon Bell prize. The work that gets submitted, the finalists, and the winners do amazing things with HPC.
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Just looking at my to-do list for today. Seems quite manageable actually.
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Accelerating scientific discovery through AI and quantum is key to tackling challenges like sustainable materials, clean energy, biosecurity, and drug discovery. We commend the Administrationโs vision and stand ready to partner to ensure America leads in advancing research and
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Why are Unix programmers like crabs? Because they prefer to stay in their shells!
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Why are plays written by Fortran 77 programmers boring? Because they canโt have more than 6 characters!
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Why are C++ programmers so rich? Because they know how to do inheritance!
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Why can you never fix the blame on good C programmers? Because they always know how to point to another memory!
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๐ฃ PostgreSQL developers: Meet Azure HorizonDB the new AI-ready database service with native AI capabilities built in. For enterprise scale, security, and performance without compromise.
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I remember one prominent tech CEO saying no one would want to use a touch screen to send email. ๐ TLDR weโve almost always underestimated innovation and disruption and some people are doing the same with AI. ๐ช๐ป๐๐ป
For historical context 5 examples below of tech skepticism as someone like myself that has covered tech stocks since the 1990's and lived it on a daily basisโฆ.๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐
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