MJ Murphy
@hothingsgirlsay
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I love to make you laugh. NYC Standup Comic & Designer of Sellout Experiences and Events.
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#BrockTurnerIsARapist
gets 6 months in jail because a more severe sentence would ruin his life? What if it were a
#blackman
in Alabama?
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My last set at the female comics of Hawaii show. I'll be performing at the Hawaii Female Comedy Festival!
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So I was cancelled on a show because my views don’t sit right with this person.
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Just had the pleasure of hanging out with the legendary
@AnthonyCumia
. As soon as I said hi, he dove face first into my chest and went full-on motorboat mode, making waves like a boss! 🤩
#WildRide
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Are you fucking kidding me?! Why can’t HE play with the men? Get biological men out of women’s sports.
#antitrans
#transphobic
#bantrans
Trans golfer Hailey Davidson wins women’s tournament, increasing chances to LPGA qualifier
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Don’t follow me. Don’t subscribe. Don’t comment. Don’t like my stuffs. Why? Because if you’re like me, you don’t like being told what to do.
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Such a fun show
@BroadwayComedy
tonight! Have a bunch more shows there and after tonight will be booking a few more!
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@XGavinMcInnes
Every-time I watch Horders, I sit back and look at all my little messes and think to myself, “I am doing real great”
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@ihwshow
@geno_bisconte
@keanuCthompson
@KateMeaney2
@BYB_Producer
@byb_podcast
@mlcpodcast
@chadzumock
@wb2radio
@stutteringjohnm
@shalomshuli
@levy_sir
@AnthonyCumia
@kikismom55
@Producer_Robert
@0LittleLemmi0
For what? “Im not going to admit..”
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@KateMeaney2
You clearly intended to cause harm so these laws would apply to you and you could serve jail time.
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@KateMeaney2
It’s illegal. Publicly posting any copyrighted material stolen from OnlyFans may result in serious legal implications for the perpetrator. Also threatening to do it if she didn’t take your episode down is black mail.
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@Riley_Gaines_
I played AAU basketball. I was able to crush all the boys. In 6th and 7th grade they called me Jack to make me feel bad because I beat them so much. Then in 8th grade, almost all the boys I was crushing were bigger, taller and stronger and I could no longer beat them.
#biology
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You can chant that trans Women are women all you want, but it won’t change the fact that trans women are actually biological men who are mentally ill.
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Doing a guest spot tonight
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on the 9pm show! Come out!
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@CharlieDayQuote
Im thinking something given by an immigrant or hick parent sorta sounds like, “waitress” perhaps, “Vytrice” or “Wytris” or my favorite “Waytrice”
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Just logged into my neglected twitter account and after 6 years it’s like opening a time capsule.
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Nothing says Im mature and emotionally intelligent like using emoji’s to describe your relationship status.
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#CancelTheDuggars
could the
#duggars
be under DHS investigation because they spank with a rod?
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You plan for the future? Some people get IRA's, other's buy life insurance. Me? I put my significant other at the end of family pictures.
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@ihwshow
@keanuCthompson
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@GenoWink
I think so!! I LOVE Enya!!
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@ChrissieMayr
If it’s empty next to her…i curl up and lay on it like a couch if I have a whole open row.
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@Fudgewilde
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We can’t even be comfortable saying we are uncomfortable. When we do we are called transphobic.
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Today, Independent Women’s Forum Ambassador Riley Gaines, alongside 15 other student-athletes sued the NCAA for discriminating against women in violation of Title IX.
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@KateMeaney2
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Give Planet Fitness the Budlight treatment. The boycotts aims to pressure the gym into revising its policies to prioritize the safety and privacy of all its members over inclusivity for transgender individuals.
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@kimberlycongdon
Congdon Cosplay. How did we get here? I imagine you high wondering what yours and Luis’s Baby would of looked like and then you “playing the tape thru” all the way thru to the adult version.
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@measureman10
@jk_rowling
So true. I have been called all types of names by women simply because I am against biological men playing women’s sports.
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My first sexual assault was in Catholic school when a boy pulled up my dress. I got in trouble for turning around to yell at him.
#notokay
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