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@hoskas
hoskas
5 years
Stop calling him "Boris". He's not your pal or your mate. He'd fuck your wife, he'd help arrange for someone to give you a kicking, he'd father you and deny parentage. He's a liar, a cheat, a serial phony. He's Donald Trump with a better vocabulary. A poorly coiffured lumpen pig.
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3 years
My kid has worked Track and Trace for 15weeks. 40 hrs a week, £10 an hour. He uses his own laptop, he had to buy his own headset, he pays for his own wifi. I'm as fascinated as everyone else where this money's gone.
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@hoskas
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7 years
When your duck is actually really posh
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8 months
Russell Brand using words like "baroque" when referring to the allegations against him is peak cunt. Get fucked you lowercase q-anon bellend
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@hoskas
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7 years
JUST LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SOMEONE'S DONE THIS TO THE ERIC MORECAMBE STATUE AND IT'S OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW AND I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
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@hoskas
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7 years
Stairs. HE'S AFRAID OF STAIRS. Melania is colder than he is.
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@hoskas
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7 years
This is a gorgeous pic #arianagrande
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@hoskas
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6 years
IT'S A V NECK. ASK RICHARD DESMOND YOUR OWNER, THE PORN BARON TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, YOU DERANGED PURITANS
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Daily Express
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BBC weather: Carol Kirkwood thrills viewers in low-cut frock as she warns of cold weather
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@hoskas
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9 months
First pic of Nicholas Lyndhurst in the Frasier reboot
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@hoskas
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Everything about these two gives me the stone cold horrors. The absolute worst showbiz pairing.
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@hoskas
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6 years
The first 5 minutes of this game vs the last 5 mins of this game #ENGCRO
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@hoskas
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4 years
Happy Canada Day to every Canadian, but most especially to the Canadian Royal Family #CanadaDay2020 #SchittsCreek 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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@hoskas
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I went to boarding school and I look at my parents decades later and wonder how they could leave me sobbing in a place no one cared. They justify it by saying I chose to go. They wouldn't let me wear makeup until I was 18, but yeah sure, I chose to leave home at 10 #EarlSpencer
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@hoskas
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4 years
The worst tweet since Prue posted the winner of the Bake Off before the show had aired.
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Well said, Danny. How about a bit of kindness and tolerance?
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@hoskas
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6 years
Nobody must let Farage forget that he flew to Alabama to publicly endorse a racist misogynist noncing sex beast.
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@sleek_khay
🎙 SIR KHAY ✊🏿
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Quote this with that video you will never delete 🤣🥺🤩🥳🤯😁
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@hoskas
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5 years
@bbcquestiontime Of course. If they're told men can love men, women can love women as well as men and women loving each other, they just crack on and get back to colouring in and building Lego and learning how to write their name. It's adults who make a big deal out of this, kids just accept it.
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@hoskas
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5 years
How perfect is this? PW-B in Balenciaga
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@hoskas
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4 years
Thomas Markle is garbage, a revolting person and an appalling parent. I am disgusted that the British media gives this venal scum a platform. And if you support him and cheer him on whilst he trashes his daughter, TRASHES HIS DAUGHTER FFS, then you are a terrible person too
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@hoskas
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3 months
@MadihaBlob @braintree_ Royal bootlickers are very touchy in these comments.
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@hoskas
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4 years
Carl Reiner 2 days ago. I'm glad his last full day was a party. RIP sir
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George Shapiro
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL BROOKS, 94 & LOVING LIFE
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@hoskas
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4 years
The only person in the western world who'll sleep tonight is Melania Trump.
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2 years
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@hoskas
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5 years
This was a disgusting shameful thing, but god, I adore this photo of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, a beautifully proud black man, standing tall and refusing to be cowed by ugly racism #arsenal #aubameyang
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@hoskas
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3 years
"MY EYES" is trending and I'm never gonna stop laughing.
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@hoskas
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3 years
Dan Levy and Paul Rudd, tonight in London
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@hoskas
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5 years
NOBODY COME AT ME WITH ANY RYLAN NEGATIVITY. The man is a FUCKING TREASURE.
@bbcstrictly
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Joining Zoe Ball as the co-host of It Takes Two is Rylan! We can’t wait to welcome him to the #Strictly family when the show returns on @BBCTwo in the autumn.
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@hoskas
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6 years
Please for the love of everything you hold dear, SAY PLEASE AND THANKYOU TO THE PERSON HELPING YOU/SERVING YOU. Parents, teach your children basic good manners. It's polite to be polite. THANKYOU FOR YOUR TIME
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@hoskas
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2 years
Just watched this episode and remembered this fantastic rehearsal video. My fave thing about it is Noah's lovely voice effortlessly hitting the big notes at the end. Video @JeffDimitriou #SchittsCreek #noahreid
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@hoskas
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4 years
Beautiful.
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@hoskas
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5 years
We are fucked. We are fucked forwards and backwards. We are fucked from side to side. We are fucked from front to back. We are fucked from in to out. Fucked. Everything is fucked. Standards are fucked. Principles are fucked. Morals, integrity, honesty and decency all fucked.
@SkyNewsPolitics
Sky News Politics
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During his first public hustings, @BorisJohnson is asked why police were called to the home he shares with his girlfriend. He says "I don't think they want to hear about that kind of thing" - which is met by an applause from the audience. Latest here:
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@hoskas
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7 years
I was lucky enough to see Amy Winehouse sing. Despite being very unwell at the time, she was magnificent and heartbreaking. What a loss.
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@hoskas
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8 years
I'm sure I've seen that "WHAT HAVE I DONE? SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP" face somewhere before
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@hoskas
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4 years
I see Couch to 5K is trending and as I've said many times before, I did it 4 years ago and it CHANGED MY LIFE. At the time, I hadn't done any meaningful exercisefor 33 years. I'd been a smoker and I was overweight and heading towards despair tbh #C25K
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@hoskas
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5 years
Why? Isn't feminism about choice? About giving us choice about how we look, what we wear, our careers, our reproduction, our finances? Stop attacking women who use their agency to choose to do what makes them happy. Also, be kind.
@EmmaDixon_EU
Em Dixon
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Every time I see a feminist dyeing the grey out of her hair, I die a little.
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5 years
I'd like to than all the courageous, beautiful women who have the confidence to make their own choices about their own bodies, whatever those choices may be. And also every single woman who'd rather be eaten by dogs than let this man with 50 miles of her #InternationalWomensDay
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5 years
Not about vaccines it isn't. Not when you are knowingly, wilfully endangering the lives of other people, children and adults with your abject stupidity. BELIEVE IN THE SCIENCE YOU DANGEROUS FREAKS.
@JaeBsoNasty
Joe (JaeBsoNasty)
5 years
Jessica Biel is getting bashed, hated & “cancelled” because she doesn’t believe in vaccinations... This toxic outrage behavior shouldn’t be acceptable. It’s disgusting. It’s okay to have different beliefs. Repeat. ITS. OKAY. TO. HAVE. DIFFERENT. BELIEFS.
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@hoskas
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3 years
I took Dad (89) a bottle of brandy and 6 small cans of Dry Ginger at lunchtime and he's just phoned me up pissed out of his head ❤
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@vulture
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LET HER HOST — by @joereid #Oscars
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2 years
VENUS WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE A 1960S GODDESS OH MY GOD #Oscar #VenusWilliams
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@hoskas
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5 years
This looks like it was filmed in the toilets at a motorway services
@dancingonice
Dancing on Ice
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Say hello to your Class of 2020... what a beautiful bunch we've got! Now who's excited for us to return? #DancingOnIce
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Anyway. Don't do it. Don't leave strangers to bring up your children unless there is absolutely no other option. Either parent your kids every day with love and respect or don't bother having them at all.
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@hoskas
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4 years
@driverminnie @OpheliaBottom I'm 53, I have unicorn hair. Shame is gone, guilt is gone and that nagging sense of "what will so-and-so think" has fucked off to oblivion and it's FANTASTIC. I have plans now and I'll death stare anyone who thinks I should sit back and wait to die.
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@hoskas
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5 years
Mark Francois currently kicking his booster seat all around his house.
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@hoskas
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9 years
Fuck the elite. They even have their own milk now. Disgusting. http://t.co/kNgQvgMwYP
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6 years
Yes. Next.
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Mum and daughter get mistaken for sisters - but can you tell the difference?
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My boy is 21 today. We're all pissdd and he's justtold me he gpt a 2:1 amd I'm cryi g in the pub
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7 years
Neither of us took A Levels, but today, our eldest son, the first person in our family to go to University, got his degree. Love, joy, pride
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5 years
My kid walked passed Tom Hiddleston today. He nodded at Tom, Tom nodded back. Men about town, nodding at each other.
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2 years
At this time of National Mourning it's comforting to me that we can all come together, prayerfully and respectfully united in loathing for Dan Wootton.
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2 years
Why have I never seen this before? How is it that these three magnificent women cover every emotion it's possible to feel in Wayne Linekar's presence? THIS IS FUCKING ART PEOPLE.
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5 years
@IanDunt Although I cheered on the milkshake guys, I knew, obv and accepted it was assault. And the man from Newcastle lost his job, pled guilty last week, and as far as I'm aware hasn't complained at all about the consequences or tried to defend his actions. Compare and contrast.
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3 years
Paul Scholes' lad. I am howling.
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2 years
There's insecure and then there's David Beckham on his tiptoes.
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7 years
#ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling When they move Corrie for the football
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I despise these people. Thick, thick, thick, without any ability to think critically. Selfish, hypocritical, fucking thick bastards.
@the_transit_guy
Hayden Clarkin
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The cognitive dissonance an entire generation has worldwide about the housing crisis needs to be studied for a century:
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2 years
More Dan at Vanity Fair #schittscreek
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7 years
THIS IS THE MAN WHO GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE
@captgeocat
Björn 𖣂 Quercus ⚧︎ Ⓐ
7 years
If anyone wonders exactly what Richard Spencer is about, remember he published this article. #dismantlewhitesupremacy #fuckracism #RESIST
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3 years
It looks like they're about to do a Tik Tok to Wannabe
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5 years
@AndrewBooton Looks shit though, so 🤷‍♀️
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@hoskas
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@George__Koch @jayneinspain @simonharris_mbd George, their morals are beyond reproach. They pay their Staff and suppliers with Real Money unlike the chancer making the request who wanted to pay in fairy dust and vague possibilities.
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@hoskas
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5 years
I don't give a single fuck about Leavers, just so you're not in any doubt. Don't you dare whine about how difficult it us to get your insulin or your HRT, the state of the NHS or the price of ANYTHING. Don't you fucking dare. AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DEMOCRACY YOU TINPOT SHITS
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"I got us into this mess and I'll get us out of it"
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What this country did in WW2 was incredible. From the heroism of the ordinary man to salvage the army from the disaster of Dunkirk, to the bravery of the pilots in the Battle of Britain, the determination of the people to keep going during the Blitz. Suffering the evacuations,
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Christine Keeler. Used and abused and chucked under a bus by the powerful. I hope she had a happy life #RIP
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Why can't those cunts that trashed Ikea be the ones stuck in a fucking cave
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Can't wait for that woman to find out that the chair she was so proud of selling for £17.50, was actually worth £300 #theapprentice
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5 years
While everyone's here, you should all watch @SchittsCreek on @netflix and @NetflixUK
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4 years
Ok @SchittsCreek I'm wedding ready, all dressed up nice and early so I can get a good seat. The Polar Bear shots are on me. Bring it #SchittsFinale #SchittsCreek @danjlevy
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@hoskas
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6 years
I'm not elite. I'm not from London. I'm not media. I'm unsure what you mean by "liberal". This protest is shameful for everyone involved. We were once a proud and serious nation. The level of public discourse is in the sewer thanks to Farage and Rees-Mogg. You won. Deal with it.
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Iain Martin
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Liberal London media mockery of fishing industry protests is always fascinating and revealing.
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4 years
The arrogance of Princess Beatrice is astonishing. No one gives her a second thought. She's a nobody, a nothing a charisma free leech with appalling parents and my god, does she ever need to learn to read the bloody room.
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7 years
£500m just for blue passports? YOU FUCKING MENTAL BREXIT CUNTS
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@DerekSilk89 Are you ok?
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Laura was shat on twice. Once by Meg and Wes and the other time with the approval of, and to the amusement of Wes, Meg, Josh and Kaz. And she was mostly gracious and kind. That is why she's beaten the 4 of them #loveisland
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Alex Salmond crowdfunding his legal fees and people are actually donating as if he actually needs the money? YOU'RE ALL FUCKING MAD. Salmond's useful idiots. Donate to your local food bank instead, you fucking morons.
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4 years
@maitlis @paddymaid My husband (no hairdressing experience) did mine.
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2 years
The reason that twitter is eternal is because on night like this, there is no better place to be
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2 years
Holding back the jeers
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@etaknipsa @greg_avfc1206B6 @bbcquestiontime Children don't have any concept of sex or the mechanics of sex. It's all about love to them. Nothing more. And all tyoes of people love each other. How can anyone can believe this fact could damage children?
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I'm not a Sam Smith fan. I'm not keen on their music. BUT, it's depressing as hell reading the rotten homophobia and fatphobia aimed at them because of an "edgy" video made to hype up 3 mins of generic pop. Sit down bigots and stick your fake piety where the sun don't shine.
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5 years
FFS Darren, Sadiq Khan isn't Batman, you tragic little berk.
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Kid's been having a really difficult time at work all year.Toxic atmosphere, aggressive culture, so he handed in notice 13 days ago without a job to go to, but he assured us he would have one in a fortnight. Today he got a brilliant offer somewhere ace and starts next week🎉🎊
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@mindykaling I wore one last week for the first time since I was 22. Thirty years later, why did I wait so long?
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I keep saying "all the best" to people like a jovial golf club bore. I used to go to the Hacienda for fuck's sake.
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5 years
If halitosis was a person
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As a Northern woman I understood everything Bradley Walsh said in last night's #DoctorWho if anyone British struggled with the northern accents, all it shows is how under-represented Northerners are on UK telly.
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@interfIix @danjlevy You'd. Better. Not. Look. Them. In. It. D Y I N G
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2 years
@sophielouisecc CRY MORE DEAR
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Actual footage from the Number 10 BYOB party
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I wasn't brutalised the way that happened to so many other children, particularly young boys. But it was awful and lonely and you grow up without loving touches and family and just have to get on with it. I had to do a lot of work on myself to make sure I could parent my own kids
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The hashtag for tonight's game is #ARSFCK and I am absolutely delighted .
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3 years
Dying. I am vehemently anti Big Light ( my dad always called it "the main beam"). It should only be used for a purpose (looking for something or cleaning) and never ever EVER for watching telly or relaxing. My god, no!
@IsabellaRosner
Dr Isabella Rosner
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Is being anti big light a British thing?? I feel like I've never met so many people who hate The Big Light!!! I'm indifferent to the big light and may even be pro it. Am I the weird one?!?!?!!?
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My two sons are 24 and 25. They're not alone in sweating blood to get to university, then sweating blood again to get a degree. The tuition fees, the maintenence loans, the shitty jobs. The hustle for a permanent job with no real job security like the over 60s had.
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4 years
Pro-life men who protest outside of abortion clinics are fucking weird and fucking sinister and fucking hateful.
@tedcruz
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WATCH: My friend David Benham was unconstitutionally arrested today in NC for peacefully providing pregnancy counseling outside an abortion clinic. If NC deems abortion “essential,” then pregnancy care services are as well. This is WRONG; Governor Cooper should be ashamed. 1/x
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@MollyJongFast I fear it's us, the UK. You can change your President very soon. We will be stuck with Brexit for a generation and it will ruin us economically, culturally, socially.
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Male Canadians with good hair: A Short Thread 1) Justin Trudeau
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