Carl Holmes
@holmesy31
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They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭
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Fuck off Gary - you havn't helped one bit and quite frankly Manchester United supporters are sick to death of hearing your opinions. 18 months ago it was "Manchester United need a manager with a system" Now its "Manchester United need a manager that fits the DNA of the club"
"Manchester United have got to appoint a manager that fits the DNA of their football club" 🧬 Gary Neville reacts to the news of Ruben Amorim being sacked by Manchester United 🔴
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So do you think he could’ve moved his arm out the way from the deflection? If that was shar at the other end and it was given you would be fuming
@holmesy31 @Footballtweet Last time I’ll make this point. The ball hitting his chest then brushing his arm is very different to what actually happened and the ball hitting his chest then him basically catching it with two arms. Worth noting VAR didn’t say it wasn’t hand ball they just said he was engaged
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Hates women’s football but needs it to create content and keep himself relevant after being a bang average footballer 🙄
30 more minutes of this 🤦🏻♂️ Tune in 👇 Women's Euros Watchalong | with Joey Barton https://t.co/sCW6HOvLid via @YouTube
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Michael Brown, famously the arbiter of fair play
🤔 "Should Man Utd have given the goal back?" 🎙️ Michael Brown questions the spirit of the game after Villa were denied a crucial opener at Old Trafford #BBCFootball #MUNAVL
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Never heard so much shite in my life 😂😂
🤔 "Should Man Utd have given the goal back?" 🎙️ Michael Brown questions the spirit of the game after Villa were denied a crucial opener at Old Trafford #BBCFootball #MUNAVL
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Mum I’m famous 😂😂
Unfortunately the app doesn't allow screen recording, but the audio is gold 😂 'Matt Chapman is a twat' #ITVRacing #Cheltenham2025 #CheltenhamFestival
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Not staying in the hotel walks in off the street starts opening breakfast trays and gets told to leave but feels hard done by 🫤
I’ve made a video about this incident at The Clayton Hotel in Manchester and am dictating my recollection as soon as possible (one hour later, 11:30 am and sober!) to ensure my memory stays clear, especially if any of the staff members try to misrepresent what happened. They may
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@FrancisChipp @SkySportsPL This has got to be the most spastic reply in X history
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Rashford must have some shite on ten hag to keep getting game time
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This pricks an embarrassment 🙄
No excuse. Brighton got the win and we'll deal with it. But that Garnacho goal being ruled out is a farce. Techinically it's offside but come on...they need to change the rule there. No deliberate action and it's going in.
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Pubgoers embrace Muslims defending their community in Accrington. This is the way forward. Unity. The racist thugs are in the minority.
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Hey Jeremy Vine, I thought cycling on a footpath was illegal? Some child could have stepped out in front of you? I thought you preached about cycle safety?
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think our little man’s first gig is going to be @Tom_Grennan 😂 psychedelic kisses is his fav song is 3 years old too young to take to a gig ? 😂
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The only good thing to come out of yesterday
I think this is called instant karma. A truly beautiful moment. Wait for it…
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He knew the location He knew the date He knew the time He knew what the event was He knew it was for children He planned this. If that isn't TERROR then nothing is. #southportattack
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