Hollis Jane Andrews
@hollis_jane
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She/Her. Actress. Little Person. Bi. D&D.
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In 2013, I interviewed with an (unbeknownst to me at the time) Scientologist family to be their nanny. They gave this absolutely BONKERS list of responsibilities and now I give it to all of you.
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when they haven't replied to your text but you see them tweeting
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Cutting to someone in a boygenius shirt during the USNWT soccer game…likely place for them to be.
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In case it wasn’t clear, I did NOT take the job the minute I saw the word “dianetics”
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lmao it was $13/hr. Granted that was 8 years ago BUT STILL
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Literally running into 7-11 to grab whatever. Quick spur of the moment stops. Having someone hand me something without being scared. Hugging.
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Just saw a dude with the BIGGEST dick. I mean, I didn't actually see it, but judging by how loud his truck was, it's gotta be a monster.
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I’m straight up breaking another kid’s arm to get sent to the Principal’s office.
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Start social distancing now. Stop thinking you’re above it or it won’t affect you. My asthmatic lungs and my 90 year old grandma are begging you.
COVID-19 Prep Update- March 14:
Last night I was on with state & local officials around the US well into the night. By March 23 many of our largest cities & hospitals are on course to be overrun with cases.
I am going to prepare a memo for them. I will share highlights here.1/
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"Moved on her like a bitch"
"Mexicans are drug dealers and rapists"
The disabled reporter.
The birther movement.
Collusion.
No tax return.
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@TomiLahren
: "In Hollywood, [most liberals] don’t quite know why they hate President Trump so much, they just do.”
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Bobby Newport never had a real job in his life...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEYONCÉ!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! OKAY STAY SAFE AND HEALTHY LUV U.
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Hi! I wrote something about
#DungeonsandDragons
and how it is one of the only things that helps me during this rough political climate. Give it a read if you’d like!
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I love Hamilton but now when I get sad or mad at someone I listen to a song where one character shoots another and that CANNOT be healthy.
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Was insta stalking a guy to see if he and his gf broke up but TWIST after looking at all their pics together, I want them to work it out 😱
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No one pulled off a backwards baseball hat like 90s Matthew Perry
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Alright, I'm late to the "Waitress" game (I KNOW) but damn if I haven't listened to "She Used To Be Mine" on repeat for an hour.
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During Wild Wild Country:
It’s the cult that’s wrong!!
*3 min later*
It’s the townsfolk who are wrong!!
*3 min later*
It’s the cult that’s wrong!!
*3 min later*
It’s the townspeople who are wrong!!
AD NAUSEUM
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UM....this is from 2010....
trump towers eating breakfast.
I'm the only young guy.
all 60+ seniors speaking russian.
I'm realxed as well as golden - Lil B
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*peeks around twitter*
Hello?
*makes sure everything is quiet*
*goes into the corner*
*almost silently whispers*
I liked the Rent movie.
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New episode of
@GoodDoctorABC
tonight! Enjoy this spoiler free collection of photos! ABC at 10pm!
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Everyone needs to accept that this year is a bust. I’m not kidding. I know it sucks and it’s sad wah wah wah but your denial and insistence on going to brunch is getting people killed. Fucking get over yourselves.
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Imagine if I cared about making money as much as I care about rapping a verse in Hamilton perfectly.
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BIG LITTLE LIES GAVE ME MORE PLEASURE THAN ANY MAN EVER HAS DON'T @ ME
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Thank god you hashtagged “actors life” on your picture otherwise your caption about being on set would have been so confusing!!! Thank you so much!!!
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That’s a wrap on Sophie on
@GoodDoctorABC
! Huge thank you to my GD family for making my time on the show the absolute best. All eps available on Hulu!
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@danadonly
All the blondes here being like “mine cost $100 for a cut and color!” yeah...we can tell.
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I love Rob BUT GIVE KAITLIN 13 EMMYS. Sweet Dee has been the funniest woman on television FOR OVER A DECADE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Why It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and star Rob McElhenney deserve Emmys
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Aye my wedding song is gonna be Monster Mash no ifs ands or buts
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If I had a dollar for every time I fell asleep next to a bag of peanut M&Ms, I'd be able to buy so many more peanut M&Ms.
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I hope one day I get to vote for Senator Murphy or Senator Booker for President.
#holdthefloor
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I met
@daxshepard1
when I worked on Parenthood and we talked about Michigan for a long time and he was also super nice and chill.
Take a break from awful news: what’s your story of meeting a famous person in the wild and they were as nice as you’d hoped?
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Best and most relatable part of LulaRich is the lady who didn’t sell for them, had no connection to LulaRoe and was just like “I love gossip and mess”
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I’m seeing so many tweets supporting Pen15 but honestly, I couldn’t get past the first episode and the gratuitous use of the word “midget”. So if you don’t know, here’s a thread about that word...
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Hey
@barstoolsports
, absolutely, unequivocally go fuck yourselves from now until the end of time.
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I've been playing Dungeons and Dragons for 6 AND A HALF hours and I'm literally having the best time of my life.
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I heard someone at work say “everyone looks good in aviators”. No. Angelina Jolie is the only person who looks good in aviators. The rest of you are simply vying for runner up status.
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@Cheryl__Walls
@PublicTheaterNY
Different show, babe. But thanks for showing you understand the culture!
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Meeting
@BrianWFoster
was very nice today and I did not smell any cabbage but then again, I was not actively trying to smell cabbage. Thanks for being dope, Brian.
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Is he a middle school girl? "I heard Michelle Obama say she wasn't your friend nah nah nah nah nah".
#debate
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Just realized I get to board a plane first cause I'm short so HAHAH, SUCKERS. Enjoy reaching things. I will always be on a plane before you.
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Mahershala Ali exists and these nazi motherfuckers think that they're genetically superior.
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Yay! 😇
The reason for my recent journey to Canada. So excited!
‘The Good Doctor’: Hollis Jane Andrews To Recur In ABC Medical Drama
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Vision boarding for what my future husband thinks of me
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Me ready to be the wife to Adam Driver and step-mom to his kid after Marriage Story
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Did you just discover fonts?
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The girl I have chosen to go home is...mental health. I can’t ignore the look relationship turned out on the runway. And steady income loaned me this tank top. So...
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How do Mitchell and Carol Anne afford a little cute house on a little cute street when Mitchell just has a job at a record store in the mall
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Can't believe I'm witnessing the downfall of the United States of America without a boyfriend
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Rather than putting pressure on him to take me out, I have decided not to date Andrew Garfield. Thank you all!
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HEY MOM LOOK AT MY NAME IN BLACK AND WHITE, YOUR DAUGHTERS DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
I’m so poor and unemployed but I will PERSEVERE in this acting industry so one day I can tweet “Hey Mom! Look at my name in black and white. Your daughter’s doing something right” when I book my first huge gig
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I either have 46,713 bobby pins or 2 bobby pins. There is no in between.
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I haven't really checked twitter today and I feel equally uninformed and calm.
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.
@RonanFarrow
deserves every single accolade he is receiving. A few years ago, I wrote a blog piece about little people in the media that got some attention. SORRY IT’S GONNA BE A THREAD...
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Hot take: one Reese's peanut butter cup is enough.
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Doctor Who wants to cast a disabled person. Hey, yes,
@pryorandy
as an actress with dwarfism, I volunteer as tribute
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LeFou is the first gay Disney character!
Ummm MAY I INTRODUCE RYAN EVANS
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If you ever get nervous that your internet presence is lame, I once saw a woman hashtag "girl" and then "photo"
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This Monday!! 🥰🥰🥰
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PLEASE! It could literally be 4 minutes of you breathing. The sound of your alarm clock. Anything.
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Rest in Power, Meat Loaf and his iconic turn in Spice World.
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Me after I rethink and delete an especially petty tweet
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It's Always Sunny has been on for 12 seasons which means Kaitlin Olson is due 12 Emmys and 12 Golden Globes. Thank you.
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YEEEESSSS ALSO MORE PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES ON TELEVISION PLEASE
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I think David S. Pumpkins was the last moment we, as a country, felt happiness.
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After my third text goes ignored...
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Having dwarfism (pre-existing condition) means I have to have a c-section (pre-existing condition) so that I and the baby don't die. FUN!
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"AND ANOTHER THING, Valjean says he only learned to love with Cosette? He stole bread for his family THAT'S LOVE TOO."
-me on a first date
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Wow really seems like Kavanaugh is getting hysterical. He should calm down. Smile more, man.
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I can't wait until the day Donald Trump is impeached and I can tweet this at him every hour on the hour.
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Imagine watching Indiana Jones and NOT ROOTING FOR INDIANA JONES. Jesus. I am so ashamed to be an American.
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Me, attempting to accept a compliment...
"Thanks! I haven't showered today. I never make my bed. I'm afraid of intimacy. I barely recycle."
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October is
#dwarfismawarenessmonth
which....okay. Here is my first ever and likely only post about this. Follow these tips and tricks and you too can have a successful interaction with a little person!
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