It is @BillandTed3 time. I am so excited to finally see this movie!!.

Quarantine cookie dinner hashtag. #somedayiwillfigurethatpoundsignthingout

RT @thisdiegolopez: It’s been brought to my attention not every single human being has had the privilege of watching this phenomenal German….

It has been in my head for some reason?

Blade Runner (THE FINAL CUT) is on Netflix. Sure it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long. You have seen it like 20 times so just watch for a bit and go to bed early. Great idea in theory. Now I can’t stop til I hear Batty say “tears in rain”.

RT @colbertlateshow: IT’S HERE! Check out the new James Bond #NoTimeToDie theme song from @billieeilish #LSSC

RT @drewtoothpaste: some of my favorite images i saved in 2019. i didn't make these

RT @MJMcKean: There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

I ain’t gunna lie I put some bourbon in the apple pie.

RT @DanGurewitch: this is good art. other art sucks

RT @sternshow: When @alyankovic called Kurt Cobain for permission to parody “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” the Nirvana frontman had one questio….

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Yo @jameyjasta fucking @Fandango is bullshit. I like buying my movie tickets through them. GREAT APP for that. The rewards points redemption fucking sucks. Why do they brag about giving me FREE shit that I supposedly earned, but can never actually redeem?.

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Looks like I will riding this snowboard tomorrow in Salt Lake City.

RT @dulcetry: "I'm anti vaxxing" - Dracula explaining he likes a full bush.

Hahhahahahahahhaa.

So yeah there is Terry Bradshaw and Carrie Bradshaw. Are they supposed to be related or married or what?. There is a better joke there I am just not finding it right now. MORE CORN SYRUP!.

This number 11 guy the Eldarman looks like a bridge troll and is fucking killing it. If I was gambling with @afb like every other year I would want that draw from the bowl of gamble.