Dan Gurewitch
@DanGurewitch
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TV & film writer. Below are my secrets, don’t tell.
Joined March 2009
doesn't look too funny to me. nah just playin. have a good weekend
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this was a fun one.
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if you want to see one of those doorstops you attach to the wall and when you stub your toe on it it makes a real loud BWAHHHHHHHHH then look no further than this post on the X website
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I've been writing for The Tonight Show! It's been a lot of fun to write bits like this one, from last night.
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Babe, we live on Maple Street. Edgewood and *Maple.* I don’t know what to tell you. Honestly? You sound crazy.
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Every time I remember this Ninja Turtles joke book, I laugh like a drain.
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When I start reading an article and the first sentence is like: “Caroline Bepler was lost again.” or “Theodore Kruntz stared at the windowsill where his cat once slept.” I think, damn, this is gonna be one of those long ones, and then I go do something easier & dumber.
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Saw this last night, it was super fun, and I think you should see it and have fun also.
want to get punched in the face by hot girls? WELL GET IN LINE. directed by Emma Seligman, starring @Rachel_Sennott and @AyoEdebiri, watch the explicit red band trailer for #BottomsMovie now. in select theaters August 25 + additional cities September 1.
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Fantasy Football’s now available to rent or buy on iTunes. Fun family movie! Don’t want to hype it up too much because I worked on it, but it’ll change your life and make all your kids President.
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RT @jonrog1: 1) Non-members ask how they can show solidarity with the Writers Strike. The most effective way is to donate to the Entertainm….
give.entertainmentcommunity.org
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CollegeHumor reunion on the picket line. Hope we get a fair contract soon so I don’t have to keep spending time with these absolute jabronis.
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Today I learned that the guy who’s inside the Ludo costume in Labyrinth is Ron Mueck, the artist known for his giant photorealistic sculptures. This tweet is, I guess, for fans of those two things and nobody else. Sorry!
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Top Gun: Maverick is even more fun if you just decide, as I did, that the unnamed enemy country is Denmark.
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Uh oh. I underestimated how emotional I would get watching The Kids in the Hall do sketch comedy again. Instantly makes me feel like I’m in my childhood living room. So happy.
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“Elon Musk’s Moleskine Scum, Olé!” isn’t a palindrome (not even close), but you already read the tweet, so there’s nothing you can do about it. The reaper’s scythe grows ever closer, and this time is lost to you; grains of sand at the bottom of the hourglass, never to return.
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