Carwash Change Theif Action Squad
@highondrums
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raow raow like a dungeon dragon 🥁🎹🔊Drummist/Percussioner/Funky Priest—Leftist Celtics Fan-- Mainer-- Retweets are endorphins
erotic city
Joined September 2017
“riding in a golf cart fatly”
speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he
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My AI therapist thinks I’m super regular, actually
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I’ve got it: What if we pointed out their hypocrisy? After we point out their hypocrisy, they’ll have no choice but to behave in a manner that is consistent with their purported values.
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My sister-in-law really wants you to vote for my niece for “baby of the year” and you better do it https://t.co/66dRrzPHJi
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Re. The “iron Dome,” this refers to a ballistic missile design for neutralizing explosive, not “getting your dick suck by a woman in braces.” The New York Times regrets the error.
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Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
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Jalen Brunson and the Knicks erased a 20-point deficit to take Game 1 in OT on the road. Jayson Tatum and the Celtics aim to even the series at 1-1. NYK/BOS Game 2 tips at 7:00pm/et on TNT!
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You are not supposed to look past your opponents. I am looking past the Knicks. I am making eye contact with the Cavaliers. The Knicks are trying to hop into my eyeline (they are 4’11”) and I skillfully peer around them.
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ME: (shit-talking) the Knicks suck! Get ready to lose! EVERY KNICKS FAN IN MY LIFE: Yep, please destroy this team quickly I am so tired
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every app is simply addicted to pausing my music. but the groove don’t stop
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Kamala had hundreds of policies
Biden joined the picket line. Kamala had hundreds of policies. Stop being in denial about why Republicans won. Racism and sexism.
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Absolute gamer mindset
“if you have access to a clay deposit you can make bricks and sell them to construction companies” is hilarious advice for at least 6 different reasons. Always read the replies. That’s where the real posters are.
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Real heads know
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