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Do men not like the feeling of being loved? Why do they start to act like monkeys when you show them genuine affection?
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Nigerians think outgrowing friendship means you guys are beefing. Life is too short, I wish you all the best.. no be fight!
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The kind of breasts this dress was made for if we are being honest.
@__Teniola
Saw it on
@cutesie_valerie
first & ive never seen a dress look so good on someone 🔥
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Lagos men will tell you that your man is lucky, then proceed to toast you.
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Nigerian men don’t even take time to appreciate your underwear, always going straight to the business of the day. No need to wear lingerie for sexy time, just tie wrapper across your neck like the Igbo men in the village.
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My sister said Khafi is so positive because she didn’t grow up here and it’s so true because Nigeria will make you evil 😭
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Imagine sending him tweets that you think are funny, but he's actually forwarding them to the love of his life so they can laugh together 😩
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Waiting can be so trying.. May God come through for everyone who’s in one waiting season or another. My heart prays for you, May the wait be worth it. ❤️
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Men are so sweet when they’re still trying to convince you to date them. Very soon now, you’ll be chasing them with phone calls like a mad woman.
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Tweeting about Detty December but knowing I’m going to spend the entire time in my house avoiding socializing >>>>>>>>>>
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Is there a writer’s block equivalent for avid readers? That period where you never feel like picking up a book to read..
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The way reading improves your vocabulary is so under-appreciated.. like it creeps up on you when you aren’t looking.
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@JerrieRotimi
I understand growing into it because I’m like that too. When a man is super into me, I push back at first until I start to get comfortable enough to express how I feel.
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The God that turned water to wine, come and change the color of my passport.
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Honestly, fuck everyone that’s trying to make things hard for Nigerians.
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Is our governor wearing a waist trainer?
He said his presence in Japan was pursuant to his determination to achieve infrastructural renewal for Lagos State.
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Two big women at the gym tonight asked me “what are you looking for?”, I’m trying not to end up like you ma 🤷🏽♀️
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That woman praising/thanking her husband is the best thing I’ve seen this week. May God give us wonderful spouses to do life with ❤️
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Your MCM thinks he’s controversial, but he actually doesn’t have any sense.
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It’s not a compliment to tell me I don’t look Yoruba(as is the intention of people who tell me this), I carry my Yoruba on my head.
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I want to meet someone I like, who likes me back and most importantly, who I won’t get bored of. Because I meet people who like me back quite often, but then I get bored & run away 😒
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I want to check into a hotel for about three days and just sleep with no disturbance.
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Lmao I can’t stand Yoruba movies.. this guy is toasting a babe and he says she was created on a day God was at rest, but that other babes were created by an angel that was doing training or IT 😭
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After watching Lagos to London and it is now time to fetch water to baff
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So cute when men act like they’re not jealous, better open your mouth and say how it’s “doing”’you.
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The plan was to make chicken stew, so I grilled chicken... but, I ate all of it, and stepped it down with orijin. Who will marry me like this?!
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I get to my salon and find that their manager passed on, but work is going on like nothing happened... at the end of the day, is anything really worth it?! 😥
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If you’re sleeping with someone who thinks you don’t deserve his kindness because he’s “just sleeping with you”, you better close your legs and leave him!
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A man who pays attention to details is everything. But I’ve come to realize that almost every man who deeply cares about you *will pay attention to details, because they just want to be part of the reason you’re happy.
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Can’t wait to tweet this from outside Nigeria too.
If we all leave Nigeria who will remain and fix our great nation? :)
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Cheating jokes are always so hilarious when you’re not boo’ed up... but when you have a man, these jokes will have you squeezing your face as you scroll 😭😭😭
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People with breast and ass always fighting for which one “real men” like, men that are scum... who cares what they like?!
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My heart broke into pieces for my mom who wasn’t here long enough to see my brother (or any of her babies) get married &I cried like a baby throughout the church service, but yesterday was such a beautiful day and I wish my brother & his wife the most beautiful life together ❤️
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“I was urinating on the street” are you an animal?
So I was urinating on the street gutter this morning and one lady on a bike that drove past shouted “I SAW IT!”
It’s your father’s penis you saw idiot 😒
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Tboss is so classy, that's why she needs to go home where she can be classy without disturbance.
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La casa de papel
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Reading someone’s answer to why Nigeria is such a terrible country... “The people are absolutely not victims, but accomplices. They share same values & objectives as the leaders (thats why leaders come and go, but situation stays the same.)”
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My entire life is proof that GOD really is a miracle working GOD, and proof that He exists!!
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I support Adekunle abeg.. as they insist on behaving like children, talk to them like one.
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Don’t let anyone “let’s see how it goes” you please, date other people and do whatever the hell you want.
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I used to think rejection was impossible, because fine girl... I have since learned that it doesn’t matter how pretty or amazing you are, not everyone’s going to want you.. and it doesn’t mean they’re mad or whatever, you’re simply not their preference and that’s completely OK!
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Men will bring you nothing but disgrace. A whole Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
Brienne out here acting like every side chick talkin bout “please stay here with meeeeee”
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There's really no one you can't live without. It'll hurt for a while, then you'll be alright (maybe not completely, but you'll do just fine)
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If you’re in Nigeria and you need to find a job/you’re looking to change jobs, please follow
@idashjobs
and sign up at to see available vacancies. Good luck! 🙏🏽
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I have said & done questionable things, so I stopped judging others a long time ago. Sometimes I do, but then I realize what I’m doing and then I stop. It’s a constant struggle, so I don’t put anyone on a pedestal. My own is recognize when you fuck up and do (be) better.
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Together you can do what? You must be dizzy
Lets support naira marleys bail with 10million naira
Let it be paid into this account
3040728313
First bank
Together we can .
#FreeNairaMarley
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Detty December is whatever I say it is.
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Lagos bachelor to n wo winter jacket.. o ga ju!
Anticipate the release of The Confessions of a Lagos Bachelor by
@Osi_Suave
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Eat your grammar
Where can one get "tofu" (the food of the global effete pretentious comprador lumpenbourgeoisie class) in Lagos?
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I want a foodie partner who wants to experiment with food and all the tour the nice restaurants on the island with me.
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Most women are smarter than men anyways.. should be easy for y’all.
Kings, date and marry ladies who are smarter than you. Thank me late😊
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May we not be wretched.
A girlfriend that can prepare a well stocked delicious pot of soup with 500naira 😘😘😘
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