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I’m funnier in real life. UCT alumnus

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined September 2020
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
3 days
Y’all just be saying anything. Why would anyone want Durban to be a tax haven, a playground for the wealthy with over 80% of the population being foreigners?
@LeboQholosha
LQ
4 days
Durban should be looking like this but ke.
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
7 days
Maybe the people working at Engen and McDonald’s just teleport to work, they don’t already walk the streets at 5am to go to work
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
7 days
Niyathanda uzenza woke kule app 🤣🤣. Petrol stations and some fast food restaurants open 24 hours a day because there’s this thing called shifts. If retailers wanted to, they could open earlier and not struggle to find people willing to work those early hours.
@Deee4Dineo
Ma-Bank-Book
8 days
So selfish. Who must leave their house at 5am? Walk in the unsafe streets of South Africa for your convenience cause you have a car and probably live 5 minutes away from the mall??? Ukuzicingela!!!
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
17 days
I envy her husband. Being married to a woman that’s actually proud of being wife and chooses to show it off >>>
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
20 days
“Awukho biased, ukhatyiwe qha” umntu uyathukwa kule app yho 🤣
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
20 days
God forbid a man wants to get his shit together before jumping to marriage ☹️
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
20 days
Besides, just because a man proposes within 6 months doesn’t guarantee it’ll be happily ever after and you’ll be together forever.
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
20 days
Why do you guys always do this? Other people’s lives are not proof of anything 😭. We’re not all supposed to have the same trajectory.
@itsOnly_Jessica
Jessica 🗽
20 days
This is proof that a man doesn’t need five years in the relationship with you to find the el’click.
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
21 days
Zola is such a well-spoken person. He may not have that Model-C twang, but every time I come across his interviews, you can tell he reads because he’s actually knowledgeable.
@_Rrevi_
REVFREE
21 days
ya ne
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
21 days
Lmaoooo
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
21 days
Wade Baldwin clowns Russell Westbrook after dropping 10 points, 8 assists, 7 rebounds and 7 turnovers “That's like a Russell Westbrook on the Lakers statline right there.”
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
21 days
Imuncu le comparison. Zara and Steve Madden usually sell their bags for way less than 3k and they don’t market themselves as “luxury”, unlike GXB.
@BatlogeleB
Batlogele B.
21 days
Do you guys ask the same about Steve Madden le Zara as well? 🥹
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
23 days
Hate how most clubs are slow when it comes to posting UCL highlights. Why are the highlights not available by sunrise?? It shouldn’t take that long to put together a 3-5 min video 💀
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@HarryMaguire93
Harry Maguire
26 days
I love this club ❤️
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
26 days
Y’all get mad at Tyler’s old tweets and antics every 6 months like he was hiding that shit. He’ll be fine.
@vlvtrse_
🌻
26 days
The D’angelo post being the straw that broke the camel’s back is killing me 😂
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
26 days
I need Liverpool’s form to pick up soon. I don’t want us to get competition for Iraola at the end of the season.
@OptaJoe
OptaJoe
26 days
4 - Liverpool have lost four consecutive games in all competitions for the first time since November 2014 under Brendan Rodgers. Sobering.
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
26 days
I feel like weddings were way cheaper back in the day because my dad and most of his friends had weddings before 30. Mna I’m in my mid 20s with a full time job and I don’t have 150k cash available right now to spend all at once yet the comments are saying this is reasonable 🤣
@LeboQholosha
LQ
28 days
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
27 days
I’ve learned over the years that all Bantustan leaders were evil to a certain extent. But then again, you can’t expect someone to be a good person when they willingly served the Apartheid regime.
@Son__Lloyd
Son Lloyd
27 days
This man once wanted to kill all my people. It was almost illegal to be umXhosa in the North West province.
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
27 days
I feel like I’m one of the few men who have never obsessed over any VW car. The GTI is nice but there’s so many other nicer cars I’d like to own, it’s just not my cup of tea.
@naledi_mabee
Naledi ✨
28 days
Why do men love GTI’s so much mara?? I don’t get it 😭😭😭😭
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
27 days
European ass lickers disgust me, dawg. There’s so many reasons to be optimistic about Bafana Bafana right now but this nigga is itching for his country to be humbled 😭
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@MarniMeech
Nande.
27 days
Mind you, we just watched Sundowns under a terrible coach go blow for blow with the 2024 UCL runners-up and outplay the 2023 Copa Libertadores champions a few months ago at the CWC
@15Asande
Fuze
28 days
I can't wait for the World Cup so you guys can see how behind we are compared to Europe and South America.
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