Danielle Cohen
@heyitsdco
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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mom and dad were in a jam
New Jersey, USA
Joined July 2013
Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Pre-order at https://t.co/zSHpnhUlLb
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taylor lautner did sharkboy and lavagirl and then he did the twilight saga and then he dropped off the face of the earth because he knew that he had already starred in the two most important and groundbreaking films in cinematic history
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i’ve finally reached that point in my life where i’m comfortable walking away from people or situations that aren’t meant for me anymore. no hate, no sadness, no questions, just growth. remember that you get to choose the quality of the life you live, make yourself a priority
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New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves
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Wow Varya is so immature and mean and Mary's just over here like what is happening #90DayFiance
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omg i cannot wait until next week for the varya/ geoffrey/ mary drama to unfold #90DayFiance
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Shoutout to all my friends who don’t get mad at me for replying their texts 20+ hours later even when I am constantly posting things on social media. You all are the goats. I love u.
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can't seem to figure out why my unemployment claim is still pending but also can't reach anyone so we're doing well asking for a friend
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