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@heyitsMattyP

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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined March 2017
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@heyitsMattyP
Matthew Perkins
1 year
I feel like the DM shouldn't be allowed to bite the players. He says it's in the rules but every time we try to look it up he bites us.
@BeardedHalfling
The Bearded Halfling
1 year
What's something you can do in dnd, that feels like it should be against the rules?
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@startaquest
Start A Quest!
6 days
Here's the BEST name in fiction. Watch the full podcast: https://t.co/pJuLak9b6i
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Start A Quest!
7 days
Why doesn't your D&D game have FAKE magical items? Watch the full podcast: https://t.co/pJuLak9b6i
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@startaquest
Start A Quest!
8 days
Where do your names come from in D&D? Watch the full podcast: https://t.co/pJuLak9b6i
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@startaquest
Start A Quest!
9 days
Pervon deserved to be mocked in Critical Role. Watch the full podcast here: https://t.co/pJuLak8DgK
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@startaquest
Start A Quest!
10 days
My father's sword is VERY cool. Watch the full podcast here: https://t.co/pJuLak8DgK
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Matthew Perkins
26 days
santa baby, put a cigarette out on me
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Matthew Perkins
1 month
every book with a character on the cover should have that character's bum on the back
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Matthew Perkins
2 months
not looking forward to 6 7 making it into gaming achievements names
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Matthew Perkins
2 months
I was on Disc 2 of Lost Odyssey when my housemate traded the game to EB for $7. Never got to finish it.
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Stealth
2 months
Clair Expedition 33 Director Guillaume Broche wants a remaster of Lost Odyssey so more people play it. It was the last game to make him cry. "For me, Lost Odyssey was the last grand turn-based RPG adventure with realistic graphics," he tells me, reminiscing about the game. "Its
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
I'm super good with personal finance stuff, and I've had lots of mates ask for help with their personal budgets. Like 50% of the time, the conversation just ends up being, "You are in danger. A budget won't help. You need to make more money."
@other_st_nick
Definitely Nick
3 months
Hired a financial advisor and his first piece of advice was that I don't make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
got em
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
the bar is extremely low
@muntaseeer
Muntasir Adamu Kanam
3 months
The cheat code nobody talks about: Being reliable. Answer emails quickly. Show up on time. Do what you said. Keep small promises. Remember details. In a world where everyone is flaky, reliability looks like genius. It's not talent.
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
very shocked by latest controversy :(
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
I'm in a fight with my gas company. Here's the teams I've been through. - customer service team - customer service team supervisor - customer relationship team (manages difficult customers) - the ombusdman-complaint team - the ombudsman-complaint team fucked up team
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
if you join my newsletter, this week I'll send you a fun halloween D&D one-shot where all the players are skeletons running away from a single level 3 paladin https://t.co/xmfMbE4UWa
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
You know what they say: you can't make an omelette. You're not allowed to.
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
i am BIG excited about [latest video game]
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
Gimli was the Professor in Sliders.
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Matthew Perkins
3 months
I legit saw Master Chief sitting like this for over five minutes
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