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If you don’t have any plans this is the best week to work all year. Use your PTO for actual time off and then enjoy an entire week of dicking around and leaving at 3 everyday
people going to work today because they didn’t save three days of annual leave
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Aggies in October: Watch out everyone we’re winning the natty with our heisman level QB Aggies in December: nooo you can’t criticize our smol bean qb he’s just a 21 year old
Making a whole ass graphic for a struggling 21 year old is peak 2 incher
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They should give it to everyone
#BREAKING No one won the Powerball jackpot again. The jackpot on Christmas Eve will be $1.7 billion!!! Merry Christmas!!
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This is PHD level compared to a regular student now
thanks to ChatGPT there will never be another hilariously awful essay written by a college football player. end of an era. check out Christian McCaffrey's from 2016.
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Type of shit you say when you’ve only eaten at places with laminated menus
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It’s obviously going to end but as embarrassing as we are it hasn’t ended yet
When did the American Century end? I would say the Iraq War but I suppose there are other contenders.
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How are you getting a 1.5% mortgage and .9% car loan without using a credit card
Dave Ramsey math to become a millionaire by 30. - Pay off your 1.5% mortgage. - Pay off your 0.9% car loan. - Buy a 2K used car so you can have 10K of repairs. - Use debit cards, not credit cards. - Don't allocate even a tiny bit to #btc - Make coffee at home.
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My year personally was good but I see everyone else’s wasn’t so im not going to share
Everyone please brag about interesting accomplishments in 2025 (a most horrible year) -I have 189 bird on my life list -I got accepted to 3 residencies for next year -I read more and watched less tv -I stayed sober (cali lol) -I kept up my weird little podcast @tender_subject
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There was just no way they were going to handle this intelligently or even coherently. Still getting away with it though 👍
WELKER: Why was this photo of a desk with a drawer open containing photos of Trump taken down? BLANCHE: You can see in that photo there are photographs of women. We learned after released it that there were concerns about those women. WELKER: Are you saying that one or more of
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Preseason Heisman to “Redemption player of the year” tears bro
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Don’t use chat gpt but sometimes I’ll google something like “how long reheat pastry” and feel less human
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It was on NBA free agency day too lol
does everyone remember when there was a limit on how many posts we could VIEW here a day or did i hallucinate that?
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When I’m out with the Trader Joe’s bag and I see a bunch of other people with Trader Joe’s bags I don’t think I’m an NPC or anything I look at all these people with some small thing in common with me and remember we’re all more alike than we think
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My favorite way of staying active on teams at home is clicking random keys in a new excel tab my least favorite way is doing work
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Really funny to think books don’t price this in. I’m Draftkings doesn’t know Aaron Rodgers needs to throw 3 TDs this week for a 250k bonus. You figured it out
I Don’t Know If You Know This But… NFL players are fighting for key incentives this week… And you can take advantage in the betting markets. 15 player incentives you should know for Week 16:
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Not how I want it to go but JD vs JB 2028 sounds stupid enough that will happen
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It’s fine
I don’t think humans should be outdoors in these conditions
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