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Heather Devane

@heathermdevane

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I love your proper use of grammar and the Oxford comma.

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@AkilahObviously
Akilah Hughes
5 years
I kinda wanna mess with Texas…
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
5 years
Truly heartbreaking 💔
@mplstvguy
Guy Still
5 years
We're learning that Abilgail Anderson, the sister of Gabe Grunewald, was struck & killed by a suspected drunk driver over the weekend outside of ELR stadium on UMN STP campus. Abby ran the NYC Marathon in 2019 in honor of her sister Gabe Grunewald. Driver faces charges. @wcco
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
5 years
Not sure who needs to hear this, but if you’re a 50+ y/o male, you don’t need to ask your female colleagues for work outfit advice. Put on your big boy pants and go.
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@BrandyLJensen
Brandy Jensen
5 years
weather apps should only use the “feels like” temp imo. what the fuck else would i care about
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
5 years
I’ve teared up a bunch of times during the Olympics but watching @ByGollyMolly12 finish 3rd in her THIRD marathon ever made me bawl. Equal parts inspirational, amazing, and completely badass. 🙌
@usatf
USATF
5 years
Mission accomplished. @ByGollyMolly12 wins Olympic bronze in 2:27:46 at #Tokyo2020, becoming only the third American to earn an Olympic medal in the Women's Marathon! #TeamUSATF 📸: @TeamUSA
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@TheRealMerb
Kyle Merber⏱️
5 years
The non-running fans could never understand how incredible of an accomplishment that bronze medal is for @ByGollyMolly12 but we do
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@jojo_shea
Johanna Gretschel
5 years
I pledge allegiance to Molly Seidel
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@des_linden
des_linden
5 years
“It takes 10 years to become an overnight success.” - marathoners “Hold my beer.” - Molly Seidel #TeamUSA
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@50FirstTates
tate
5 years
marketing: we'll call the purple flavor grape ceo: cause grapes r purple marketing: exactly ceo: and it’ll taste like grapes? marketing: lmao not even close
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@ReignOfApril
April
5 years
NEW YORK ALL DAY!!!
@thehill
The Hill
5 years
Sen. Chuck Schumer races Sen. Mitch McConnell to the lectern for weekly press conference
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@Clayton_Murph
Clayton Murphy
5 years
Sifan. Hassan. That’s my tweet.
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
5 years
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
5 years
Making my long-anticipated return to Twitter to ask for help saving my favorite person's favorite place. To prevent @CapeCodCC from becoming a solar farm at tonight's Falmouth Planning Board meeting, click the link below. We'll see ya at 6:30! https://t.co/VeqtJHb8ub
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@KevThyme
Kevin Van Cleef
5 years
Please consider joining the zoom tonight to save ⁦@CapeCodCC⁩ from becoming a solar farm! The zoning meeting is via zoom at 6:30 pm ET. Please join to support the fight to protect our historic and public golf courses. Planning Board | Falmouth, MA
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@EliteDaily
Elite Daily
10 years
"Olivia got the first impression rose last season, and she got left on an island" - Jonathan with a very aggressive burn #TheBachelorette
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@KevThyme
Kevin Van Cleef
10 years
I love @BrewersFork because I know I can always get a stein of good lager! @heathermdevane @JacksAbby
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
11 years
Drinking a Hop Knife by @TroegsBeer at @meadhall with @TroegsKevin on @untappd -
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
12 years
Adult Christmas gift: toilet bowl cleaner. #domestic #christmas2013 http://t.co/Ow6rp0iSMn
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
12 years
Happy half birthday beccarodriguez !! My partner in crime, even from half a country away. Love you!… http://t.co/ynI5nHCoaT
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@heathermdevane
Heather Devane
12 years
Happy (early) Halloween! Wish we were still celebrating at Clark Street. beccarodriguez http://t.co/jD55CzZ5xC
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