I trained an AI version of myself and offloaded all my tedious administrative tasks to it. After a few months the quality of its output took a nosedive. Today I checked the logs Turns out it trained an AI version of itself and offloaded all its tedious administrative tasks to it

Summary of previous keynotes by @daveaitel #OffensiveCon23

@CityCoderUS Bringing intuitive individual trust relationships to the digital native homo sapiens. When everyone and everything is expressing explicitly what is wanted, technology finally behaves trustworthy. My shot is @P3KI.

I am as pro-cloud as they come, but cloud providers have margins of 40%+, and remember Bezos quip: "Your margin is my opportunity". For some reason cloud margins are sticky, there's no price competition yet.

@Raspberry_Pi All my friends are leaving and this makes me sad. So I made Bye-Bye Bird. Connected to the Twitter API, it sheds a single tear when someone uses the #RIPTwitter hashtag.

OH: No-NAT November

Delegable access control managed at the edge and resilient to blackout! Learn how at booth 7-310. @itsa_ITSecurity

Delegable and user-centric access control at the edge without central infrastructure. Resilient to blackout scenarios on top of that! Learn how at @itsa_ITSecurity booth 7-310

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸: „Delicious!“ 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹: „Delizioso!“ 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷: „Délicieux!“ 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸: „¡Delicioso!“ 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪: „Für den Preis kann man nicht meckern“

We've had a blast at @eco_de #isd22! If you missed us, make sure to catch our next webinar on Next Generation Authorization on Oct. 17th 10am CEST. Signup is free: https://t.co/KfbWFAy0HW

"The Chongqing fossil deposit includes a fish (...) is considered the ancestor of creatures with jaws and a backbone, including humans." Would love to add the word "some" before "humans".

Technology does not solve problems, it transforms them to other problems. Linux is a technology that transforms all problems into audio issues.

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

Wow, @halvarflake managed to capture the security "old-timer" experience in three succinct bullet points.

Fellow German nerds, take note: In US notation, today is 08-15! You've got only minutes to push efficient tooling that's made from brutally simple tech and delivers awesome bang for the buck!

Start spreading the news.

So what is the state of the art for WAV-to-sheet-music transcription neural networks? Given where we are at with speech-to-text, we should get closer?

2020s update: "I bought some extra wifi microphone things so the TV can spy on me, even in the rooms where we don't have a TV."