Explore tweets tagged as #over50problems
Listen up, husbands: imagine your body's inner core is bubbling, 5,000 degree magma that erupts from every pore in your body several times a night. Got that? Now DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT. #over50problems
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Turned the A/C down a couple more degrees when I got up with the cat, but it's like a morgue in here so who'd notice? #over50problems
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Grace facing with my Mom, she thinks we're just hiding our fat. #over50problems @gracehelbig
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A message from our fearless leader: Can’t get to my threading salon since it’s not considered an essential business; soon I’ll have a unibrow. However, I’ve discovered that face masks are a great cover for pesky chin hairs.🤫😬 #Over50Problems.#QuarantineLife #QuarantineHacks 😍
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Thank you @AnitaRenfroe !!! You did not disappoint! Tonight was amazing! btw Facebook has actually tried to "tag" my knees! #over50problems
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I need this stone bruise in my right foot to heal up quickly so I can check out our local Steely Dan cover band tomorrow night…#over50problems
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Got new glasses… the gradiant kind… like bifocals with no lines? I feel like I’m looking thru a fishbowl! #over50problems 🤣🤣
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Me sitting quietly while my brother in law tells my husband horror stories about my older sister’s menopause…. #over50problems
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When you come to grips with the depths that the skin on your neck has betrayed you, it’s time to look up the number for the retirement lady. #over50problems
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This is what happens when you forget to remove a pouch full of spare hearing aid batteries from your pocket before doing laundry. Wondering if those batteries still work? You can bet we’re gonna find out! #over50problems
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There's nothing like being able to pluck your chin hairs with your fingernails! #whattalent 🙌 #over50problems.
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Do not look in the mirror with your reading glasses on if you're over 50. it ain't pretty.😳.#over50problems #gettingoldsucks.
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