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@Scousebird
LB
16 hours
Evening, Twitterverse! Does anyone have any advice for MRSA positive patients having to shower before bone surgery? The mothership is now paranoid she is going to die if she gets this wrong.
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@Scousebird
LB
2 days
Mr LB retired today. Our bestie came over with champagne so we drank fizz in the hot tub and ordered a Chinese. And I don’t think it could’ve been any more perfect !
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@Scousebird
LB
3 days
My life is going to change dramatically tomorrow.
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@Scousebird
LB
5 days
In the Empire and they’ve just halted the show! 😱#fawltytowers
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@Scousebird
LB
5 days
My feed is full of attention seeking AI generated airheads with impossibly big butts, lips and chests all asking what I would do with them first. 🙄 And so many men are engaging with this bullshit it’s laughable.
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@Scousebird
LB
6 days
Just had to fill out a form for the French to promise I won’t claim asylum! 🤣
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@Scousebird
LB
10 days
So today I found out that people with peanut allergy can’t join the armed forces. Or those with coeliac disease. So me and the kids aren’t going to die in battle but Mr LB might if they ever decide to call up 55 year old Liverpool fans……😳
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@Scousebird
LB
11 days
Those of you who have retired - when did you go and what prompted you? Just interested.
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@Scousebird
LB
13 days
Fell down the rabbit hole of bingeing Brookside episodes today. 😳
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@Scousebird
LB
13 days
I’ve decided to think before I tweet. Now I have very little to say. 😳
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@Scousebird
LB
13 days
How else would they get through them? 🤔
@oelma__
Elma
14 days
yes or no?
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@Scousebird
LB
14 days
Been ill with a D&V bug all day. Absolutely wiped out and I’ve missed Ardal O’Hanlon at the Lowry tonight too. 🥲 Back to bed !
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@Scousebird
LB
16 days
Co-op live. Nine pound a pint and they’re selling food with no forks to eat it with 😳 So far not impressed.
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@Scousebird
LB
19 days
The mothership in law. It’s her birthday!
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@Scousebird
LB
21 days
Thank you to the poor bloke who accidentally paid for my crisps in the queue at @thelowry because the guy at the bar thought we were together 😳
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@Scousebird
LB
21 days
25 years ago this week the (then) Bishop of Liverpool blessed my newborn daughter. Today the current incumbent blessed my granddaughter. And I’m so happy and grateful!
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@Scousebird
LB
22 days
This man is a lawyer. Quite how he has missed the due diligence requirements for money laundering is beyond me as a mere paralegal. And yet we made him PM?
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
23 days
I recently spoke with someone buying a house with her partner. She told me that she had to pay just to verify who she was. With digital ID that could be done in seconds and wipe out the costs. Digital ID will save you time and money.
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@Scousebird
LB
23 days
Love a double rainbow 🌈
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@Scousebird
LB
28 days
Can we all take a moment to commiserate with Miss LB the elder as her daughter is about to crawl at five months? We parents know, don’t we? 😭
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@Scousebird
LB
28 days
Went to Costco. Spent £200. Feel like I got off lightly tbh 😳
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