LB
@Scousebird
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Evening, Twitterverse! Does anyone have any advice for MRSA positive patients having to shower before bone surgery? The mothership is now paranoid she is going to die if she gets this wrong.
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Mr LB retired today. Our bestie came over with champagne so we drank fizz in the hot tub and ordered a Chinese. And I don’t think it could’ve been any more perfect !
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My feed is full of attention seeking AI generated airheads with impossibly big butts, lips and chests all asking what I would do with them first. 🙄 And so many men are engaging with this bullshit it’s laughable.
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Just had to fill out a form for the French to promise I won’t claim asylum! 🤣
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So today I found out that people with peanut allergy can’t join the armed forces. Or those with coeliac disease. So me and the kids aren’t going to die in battle but Mr LB might if they ever decide to call up 55 year old Liverpool fans……😳
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Those of you who have retired - when did you go and what prompted you? Just interested.
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How else would they get through them? 🤔
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Been ill with a D&V bug all day. Absolutely wiped out and I’ve missed Ardal O’Hanlon at the Lowry tonight too. 🥲 Back to bed !
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Co-op live. Nine pound a pint and they’re selling food with no forks to eat it with 😳 So far not impressed.
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Thank you to the poor bloke who accidentally paid for my crisps in the queue at @thelowry because the guy at the bar thought we were together 😳
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25 years ago this week the (then) Bishop of Liverpool blessed my newborn daughter. Today the current incumbent blessed my granddaughter. And I’m so happy and grateful!
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This man is a lawyer. Quite how he has missed the due diligence requirements for money laundering is beyond me as a mere paralegal. And yet we made him PM?
I recently spoke with someone buying a house with her partner. She told me that she had to pay just to verify who she was. With digital ID that could be done in seconds and wipe out the costs. Digital ID will save you time and money.
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Can we all take a moment to commiserate with Miss LB the elder as her daughter is about to crawl at five months? We parents know, don’t we? 😭
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