Curses @united ! Your computers uncovered my secret nocturnal destination! #batman #batdad #databaseFail http://t.co/XLMA6pKzcz.

Thanks @EnglishHeritage for the heads up that my partner has had a sex change and bunked up with my dad #databasefail http://t.co/F1FBnzgqxw.

So I just got a direct mailer from Intrav Private Jet Service. They haven't seen my bank account! #databasefail http://t.co/eB9mWOZcJf.

Some days you have to wonder. telephone call asking to speak to Mr.Customeyes,happens all the time #DataBaseFail

I regularly receive snail-mail from Kaiser Permanente addressed to the previous owner of my house. No big deal, except that she moved out of this house TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO. #DatabaseFail

Junior Developer after database deletion, makes a quick exit as senior explodes. #BSITSuccess #BestSoftwareCompany #bsitsoftware #bsit #teambsit #TeamBSIT #BeAtBSIT #bsitsoftwareservices #DeveloperLife #DatabaseFail #JuniorDeveloper #SeniorDeveloper #CodingMistakes #TechHumor

Unbeknownst to my colleague, the PM appointed him to the Senate. @liberal_party found out though. #databasefail http://t.co/6O1JNdohlb.

2e Renaultdealer die attendeert op APK voor auto die ik 3 jaar geleden al heb ingeruild. #databasefail @Renault_NL http://t.co/2XlScHlgGw.

Sorry! No results for Spiritual Healing http://me.lt/0y7G3 #DatabaseFail.

#FridayHumor.🔧 When your app is working. but not quite how you expected! 😅. This is what happens when you link your app to the wrong database — everything looks fine, but nothing actually works the way it should. 🧼➡️🧽. #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #DatabaseFail #CodingProblems

Oh in SCRUM: ". but it's giving me trouble because somehow we got a constraint in the database." #databaseFail.

Don't say "let's sleep on different sides of the bed this time" when he's never stayed over before! Oops. #databasefail #y'alllookalike.

Haha - what the heck? This pic showed up in my twitpic feed - dunno why or how: http://twitpic.com/16zstc #databasefail.

Email do vagas.com.br: "Abertura de vaga: Secretária" ¬¬ #databaseFAIL.

Dear @NCS, tho' I am old enough to be a grandmother, last time I checked I didn't have any teenagers #databasefail

AHM, as soon as I have some time I'll be phoning to tell you what a bunch of idiots you are. #DatabaseFail.

If I type "pine cones and holly berries" why does Grooveshark return "timmy and the lords of the underworld?" #databasefail.

Apparently there is some database somewhere where I am over 50. First AARP info before i hit 30, now funeral assistance. #databasefail.

Actual words just out of my mouth: "Hello, can I speak to Ninja?" #databasefail.

As a scrawny male, I find it odd that PayPal just sent me a coupon for Lane Bryant, a store for, um, not-scrawny females. #DatabaseFail.