Thanks @EnglishHeritage for the heads up that my partner has had a sex change and bunked up with my dad #databasefail http://t.co/F1FBnzgqxw.

Junior Developer after database deletion, makes a quick exit as senior explodes. #BSITSuccess #BestSoftwareCompany #bsitsoftware #bsit #teambsit #TeamBSIT #BeAtBSIT #bsitsoftwareservices #DeveloperLife #DatabaseFail #JuniorDeveloper #SeniorDeveloper #CodingMistakes #TechHumor

Some days you have to wonder. telephone call asking to speak to Mr.Customeyes,happens all the time #DataBaseFail

So I just got a direct mailer from Intrav Private Jet Service. They haven't seen my bank account! #databasefail http://t.co/eB9mWOZcJf.

Curses @united ! Your computers uncovered my secret nocturnal destination! #batman #batdad #databaseFail http://t.co/XLMA6pKzcz.

Unbeknownst to my colleague, the PM appointed him to the Senate. @liberal_party found out though. #databasefail http://t.co/6O1JNdohlb.

I regularly receive snail-mail from Kaiser Permanente addressed to the previous owner of my house. No big deal, except that she moved out of this house TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO. #DatabaseFail

2e Renaultdealer die attendeert op APK voor auto die ik 3 jaar geleden al heb ingeruild. #databasefail @Renault_NL http://t.co/2XlScHlgGw.

Apparently there is some database somewhere where I am over 50. First AARP info before i hit 30, now funeral assistance. #databasefail.

Don't say "let's sleep on different sides of the bed this time" when he's never stayed over before! Oops. #databasefail #y'alllookalike.

"Vodacom would like to wish you Happy Birthday" - thank you, it was in March. #databasefail.

My daughter received an invitation to test drive a car today. The other two year olds at her daycare will be so jealous! #databasefail.

"According to our records your phone number is: 4.48672E+11" #DatabaseFail.

Oh in SCRUM: ". but it's giving me trouble because somehow we got a constraint in the database." #databaseFail.

Got an email invite as a preferred customer to a store that I've never shopped at, sweet! #databasefail.

I just received a marketing email addressed to 'Dear Other Howard' #databasefail.

Well if Microsoft excel didn't mess my head up the other week. Welcome 2 the world of Microsoft access. Jesus headfuck Christ #databasefail.

#FridayHumor.🔧 When your app is working. but not quite how you expected! 😅. This is what happens when you link your app to the wrong database — everything looks fine, but nothing actually works the way it should. 🧼➡️🧽. #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #DatabaseFail #CodingProblems

Twitter has me following 0 people, yet all these tweets show up in my feed. #databasefail.

Dear @NCS, tho' I am old enough to be a grandmother, last time I checked I didn't have any teenagers #databasefail