hannah louise
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I moved house and these drawers I already owned fit perfectly into this weird little nook I have never felt a rush like this before
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this list is for a different kind of person
100 tiny changes to transform your life: from the one-minute rule to pyjama yoga
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what if you fell in love with someone then found out they went to Kings Cross to cheer for an imaginary train
Hundreds of
#HarryPotter
fans are waiting at Kings Cross station in London for the annual Back to Hogwarts Day. The Hogwarts Express to Hogsmeade is currently showing on the departures board.
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morning girlies don't forget to take your blood clot tablets today
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do I have covid or have I only consumed wine and carbohydrates for 8 days
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therapist: Gigi Hadid's interior design choices can't hurt you
Gigi Hadid's interior design choices:
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really is absolutely mental that we weren't allowed to play football in PE isn't it
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remember when Martin Lewis was just the fella on This Morning telling you how to get a good deal on car insurance and not single handedly dealing with the fallout of murderous government policies that have led to the worst cost of living crisis in generations
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ordered a 250ml portion of garlic sauce with our takeaway and I dunno what I was expecting but it wasn't this
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met some 22 year olds at a party the other night and one of them has messaged me thanking me for 'all the advice'. no fucking clue what I told them so godspeed girlies I wish you all the best
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weird that they gave Prince Phillip, who is already dead, the vaccine
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the clapham common vigil wasn't even a month ago, you couldn't even make it up
Mourners have been leaving flowers at the gates of Buckingham Palace as the nation marks Prince Philip's death
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what if you fell in love without someone then found out they were in the queue to see the queen's coffin
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on my Rudolph shit today (red nose, widely regarded as inadequate by my peers)
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Linda McCartney sausages just aren't the same since Richmond are they. I'm so sorry Linda, thank you for everything you've done for us
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this is how I expect all my sexual partners to communicate with me going forward
You came twice!!!! You legend!! Which was your favourite? Thank you x
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met a guy yesterday who has ABBA GOLD tattooed on his knuckles
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wish the US and UK would agree on whether to make the bad guys red or blue. it's like keeping up with salt and vinegar crisps
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how life feels when it gets to 3pm and I realise I haven't done my NYT puzzles yet
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what do you think My Chemical Romance have been doing with their day off in Milton Keynes
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every hour of my life I spend like £14.54 on nothing in particular
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my toxic trait is that I genuinely believe that I would win every single task on The Apprentice
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one of the funniest jokes in Chicken Run is how the Scottish one says 'are you alright hen?' when she is talking to a chicken
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nightmare blunt rotation to end all nightmare blunt rotations
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it's been 11 hours and not one 'met gala cockroach' parody account. has anyone even temporarily changed their name and profile pic? we used to be a country
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saying 'it's what she would've wanted' after I do some mad shit every day for the next three weeks
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being a long skirt girlie is all fun and games until you have to hoik your hem up like some sort of renaissance maiden every time you encounter stairs
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all people from my hometown do is invite me to pyramid scheme facebook groups and breed
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just remembering the ex boyfriend who broke out in HIVES once because he was so stressed about the fact that he was cheating on me lmao
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caused a motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale
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took myself for hungover brunch and a group of girls asked me if I wanted to join them because I'm sitting alone. objectively sweet and kind but simultaneously the worst thing that has ever happened to me
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been inside a pub for ~15 minutes for the first time in months and someone just got carried out by paramedics
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at the world record attempt for mass gathering of uniqlo cross body bags (HAIM in Victoria Park)
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a man just shouted 'disgusting slag' out of his car window as I was walking to the station so it's safe to say that my outfit tonight is a fucking look tbqh
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rushing home to upload my Facebook album 'snow day 22 :]'
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I know we have more important things going on but I strongly believe that 10am check out times should be outlawed
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5 jobs I've had:
1. said my first word at 1
2. United mad by 7
3. bored by 11
4. left school at 16
5. 18, worked nights at the castle but then I stopped pulling pints and started pushing myself
5 jobs I’ve had:
1. Pot wash at 14
2. Assistant Chef
3. Waitress
4. Roxy sales assistant
5. University fashion lecturer
Loving this thread!
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'Fuckoffee' on Bethnal Green Road are racist, sexist and fatphobic, but crucially they also have the worst fucking banter I have ever seen in my life
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LCD Soundsystem at Brixton vibe: lot of men opening the flap on their leather wallet style phone case to take one photo in landscape
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whenever I'm drinking a glass of water within arms length of one of my plants I have this bizarre compulsion to just give it a bit. a little wet, not part of their watering schedule, just for fun. like giving your cat a treat
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sometimes I think there is nothing a landlord could do that I would find shocking anymore and then they hit you with PET RENT
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I think I have to go back to work tomorrow, but I have forgotten what it is I do exactly
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what if you fell in love with someone then found out they were gathering outside Buckingham Palace
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why does Ovie, the largest islander, simply not eat the other islanders
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had people back to mine for my birthday last night and someone ate the fucking face of my caterpillar cake so going forward I will never be trusting anyone again
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Apple Bottom Jeans by The Smiths (1985) has ruined my life
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spotify wrapped but it tells you how many minutes you spent watching your own instagram story
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never quite sure if I actually like soup or just like eating half a loaf of bread
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this is still up btw
Used to see Jimmy Savile at the Flying Pizza on Street Lane, Roundhay. Always in good spirits. RIP
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loose acquaintance saying 'oh just come for one'
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not watching Love Island is one of the most liberating things I've ever done. I watched a Spielberg film tonight. I can go to bed at 9pm if I want. I read tweets and do not understand a single word of them. I feel amazing
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absolutely fascinated by my point of contact for my large corporate landlord who signs her emails 'Chloe BA (Hons)'
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truly astounding number of British people giving it 'come on America' as if they didn't literally vote for Boris Johnson
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one day of Liz Truss and the old gal couldn't face it anymore you know what fair play
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one of my parents' new neighbours has a BABY named GARY hahahaha
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a lot of you apparently loved the Jonas Brothers instead of being emo in 2006 and it shows
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can't stop thinking about the girls I saw sharing a big bottle of wkd like it was a bottle of wine in the pub last night
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I have to change at Bank station tomorrow for the first time in over a year and I've already started mentally and emotionally preparing
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gotta say this is ruining Paddington and even Paddington 2 for me a bit
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leave voters: I don't want our country run by unelected bureaucrats
Theresa May:
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Kourtney going from being the funny one to this should serve as a government warning to the potential side effects of a cringe bf. stay safe out there girls
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'little ones' or as I like to call us 'depressed millennials'
Not only are
@QuornFoods
releasing a new burger, there’s news of dinosaur nuggets for our
#vegan
little ones too!
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having a dog in the winter sounds like a nice cosy idea until you are standing in the park in the dark and the rain with your phone torch on trying to differentiate between a wet leaf and your dog's shit
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proper 'running through the snow to tell Bridget Jones you love her' type snow
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remember envelope clutch bags? everyone just cutting about in Vodka Revs like Postman Pat in heels
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good vegan nuggets are available in almost every big supermarket and yet Maccies have the AUDACITY to introduce THESE?! in 2019?! and call them vegan McNuggets?!
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aggressively saying 'happy bloody international women's day then' every time my boyfriend asks me to do anything
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went for a bath, felt relaxed, came back downstairs to find my family watching Mrs Browns Boys????? wish I drowned
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further evidence for my theory that everything Taylor Swift does looks like it is from 2014
Millions of people are paying to see this live???
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looking for a new chair on facebook marketplace has been... quite the experience
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hangover level: tearing up at any photo I see of young girls and boys protesting at the women's marches
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pinning my entire wellbeing on the upcoming 2-3 days of sunshine like any normal, balanced person 😌
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why has Robbie Williams posted this with hashtag ad
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Sean Lock is one of very very few comedians both my parents and I, who have almost no interests in common, would agree was hilarious and I think that's a very wonderful legacy
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when I was
a young boy
my father
took me to... Milton Keynes
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L'Oreal dropping Munroe Bergdorf from their DIVERSITY campaign for commenting on the reality of racism is so fucked up
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got to the 'at least it's got personality' stage of the replies to this so may I remind you that not all personalities are good
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10 years since Skins, 10 years of hindsight to appreciate how iconically naff 00s fashion was
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anyone! who thinks! that weighing children at school! is a good idea! clearly did not go! to school!
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just got recognised at the pub as being my boyfriend's girlfriend. humiliating
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why are there no instagram videos of influencers getting dressed quickly where they rip their tights while pulling them up or where they look in the mirror and immediately burst into tears, seems fake
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a plague on every person who has ever said VB has no personality
Last night at the Victoria Beckham x British Vogue party:
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this sounds amazing
@hannahlouisef
Unfortunately Hannah Louise, people like you are destined to a life of flicking your bean, surrounded by cats.
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on my way home tonight I saw a man put a sausage roll directly onto a tube seat, no paper bag just pastry to fabric, then pick it up and resume eating it and I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep now
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Gerard Way has dyed his hair black and is wearing a white suit covered in fake blood
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