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@hannahjojo_

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⚡️Founder of @asymmetryfin , bringing 11% real yield to ETH LSTs⚡️ Zuzalu Resident, Previously DeFi @GenesisTrading , Strategy @steerprotocol , Tokenomics @Giveth

San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2012
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
3 years
@ErikVoorhees @GaryGensler Please Gary protect me from 12% yield on stables when the average savings account in the US is 0.06% and I’ve been pushed far out on the risk spectrum!! SOS!
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
@whs_confession be careful what you wish for.
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
4 months
Looking to grow your ETH faster? afETH earns double digit yield for users...none of which comes from printing a worthless governance token. We need more of this real yield in DeFi. Grow your ETH bags faster with Asymmetry.
@asymmetryfin
Asymmetry (afCVX: LIVE!)
4 months
Announcing the Asymmetry flagship, afETH. With double digit real yield powered by @fraxfinance , @ConvexFinance and a sprinkle of @eigenlayer . This is Liquid Staking, Supercharged. Coming February 20th. Launch and airdrop details inside... 🧵
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@hannahjojo_
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Feeling so grateful and lucky that crypto gave me a career I’m genuinely passionate about, fulfilled by, and allows me to be challenged daily, learning endlessly, and surrounded by genuine people. It’s so not about the money. It’s about the growth, life fulfillment, and frens.
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@hannahjojo_
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10 months
Paris — you exceeded my expectations. What an incredible city full of art, culture, beauty, quality and class. 🇫🇷
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
What is there to even do in Woodbury other than eat?
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
@ConfessionRoyal I'm so glad someone finally noticed http://t.co/GHotB5aVOm
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
Why does life only get harder
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
Starting off strong http://t.co/v3z2AozrVz
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
Just completed my first half marathon😆😅
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9 years
If I ever end up on a game show I'm gonna be real glad I played trivia crack
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Everyone has that person they will always kinda have a thing for
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
I remember when I thought being an upperclassman would be great...forgot about all the homework that comes with it📚📚📖😒
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@hannahjojo_
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10 months
Gm Lisbon. 🇵🇹 Moved into my sublease. Instantly pleased with the coffee table book of choice.
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
3 months
This is just the coolest.
@ErikVoorhees
Erik Voorhees
3 months
Native #bitcoin as collateral. No liquidation risk No interest No permission If skeptical (always be skeptical), try it with small amount to see how it works. You can access Thorchain lending at , no account needed ♥️
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
Nuggets are 10 for $2 or 20 for $5...good math McDonald's
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
3 months
Bought $TRASH token on Uniswap. Opened my wallet in OpenSea and there's my shiny, liquid token-NFT hybrid. So cool, 404s are simply fun. @trashNFTs404
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
apparently there's supposed to be a blizzard tomorrow morning, praying for a snow day or late start🙏
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
Ugh why do we all care so much about what everyone else thinks😕
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@hannahjojo_
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1 year
What is the largest threat to Ethereum and crypto as we know it? One of the greatest innovations of the space has become one of its greatest risks : Liquid Staking Derivatives. But there is a solution. A thread👇👇👇
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
I always have such high expectations for the weekend then I just end up watching a movie alone in my bed #fml
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
6 months
We’ve needed a solution to bridge hacks for awhile. The most costly thing to the space will be unnecessary soon, excited for Analog
@OneAnalog
Analog
6 months
When it comes to #interoperability , bridges — with all their issues — are fast becoming obsolete. 🚷 Fortunately, there are better ways to perform cross-chain transfers! ⚡️ See what we mean below.👇
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Gotta love grandparents with emojis http://t.co/lNeGDBSnvX
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
I love how senior skip day is turning into sophomore skip day
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
There's only 12 days of school left and I'm not even sure if I can do that
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
3 years
Here’s a guide to crypto that I threw together for beginners. By no means totally complete, but it has a ton of resources I’ve vetted and can help you dive into the rabbit hole!
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Chemistry: If a car is going 55 mph, & the telephone wire on the side of the road is positively charged, calculate the diameter of the Earth
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
2 years
I got my grandma set up earning 10% on her stablecoins I got my mom set up earning 6% + asset appreciation on her ETH by running a 2.0 Validator Node (while retaining her private keys) I’m so proud of them🥺🥺 wagmi fam, wagmi
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@hannahjojo_
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8 years
Meeting people is so fun and I feel like everyone just gets better and better
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
So thankful for all the great people in my life😊
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
Germany is too 💣
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
I love babysitting because once the kids go to sleep I just get to cuddle with other people's pets while eating their food
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 months
If you know JavaScript and want to work on a cool project with potential upside slide into my DMs 😎
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 months
Probably nothing.
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
1 year
Or 0 day queue for @asymmetryfin and higher yield than Rocketpool and Lido while still gaining exposure to each👀
@Ren_gmi
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1 year
~26 days entry queue for ETH staking now Lido withdrawals enabled in circa 3 hours, will be interesting to see how it all shakes up. Expect frxETH to keep gaining on the top 3 due to it's superior APY
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
TRUE FANS STAY IN THE RAIN🏈
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
My parents took me out to dinner to say "Hannah we really wish arranged marriage was still a thing and this is who we would make you marry"
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Today I met the family I'll be living with for the next three weeks in Germany and I absolutely adore them💛☺️
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Socks with Toms? ✔️ Tights with athletic shorts? ✔️ T-Shirt with statement necklace? ✔️ #FashionDisasterDay
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
11 years
Tomorrow I'm just gonna buy Special K bars til my lunch money's gone
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
A guy just picked up the bill for me and Haley's milkshakes at Leo's😋👌
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
11 years
The fact that Africans actually say Hakuna Matata>>>>
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
35 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS🎅🎄
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
The amount of Lulu that will be worn in WHS on Monday is going to be unreal #YogaDay
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
The lives that seem the most perfect are usually the most fucked up
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
I'm considering "accidentally" keeping my phone in my pocket on loud so that maybe my test will be cancelled early & I can go home #ACTprobs
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
Right when you finally have everything figured out is when it all changes and things gets even more confusing
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
AP World: Done✔️ Netflix: Leggo🎬
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
This 5 day week feels like a decade
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
1 year
This trend is likely to continue, but it’s important to diversify the liquid staked ETH market away from Lido dominance (Lido controls 38% of all ETH validators!!!) ETH staking should be diversified through protocols like @asymmetryfin
@Ren_gmi
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1 year
~ 200,000 net ETH inflow into staking today
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Mr Cymmerman: "Number 7 is K as in crocodile" Us: "Crocodile doesn't start with a K..." Mr Cymmerman: "Shut up! In Poland it does." 🐊🐊🐊
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
I remember when I used to use a bowl for ice cream. Now all I need is a spoon
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
Growing up doesn't get any easier
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
Always try to see the best in people✨
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Baes-ball⚾️
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
I want to move to California and be able to go on the beach whenever and feel sunshine and be warm
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
I can't believe I was just in Germany for that game⚽️ #unreal
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
11 years
So far in 24 hours I've been in Minnesota, Detroit, Amsterdam, and finally Nairobi Kenya!
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
If the school really wants us to get more sleep on MCA days, why don't they just start school an hour later
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
So I guess I'm going to China now in November?!?!🇨🇳☺️😄
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
I can't believe there's only 11 school days left this tri and 2 are finals days😳
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Half of our school is in New York and the rest of us are just here like "yay...school..."😒
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
Honestly working for something is so much better than having it handed to you
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
1 year
@JasonYanowitz Incredibly well written and just what I needed to hear today.
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 months
I always opt for public transit. 1 year in South America. 6 months in Central America. 5 months in SE Asia. & I have never felt as much fear on a any public transit ride as I just did on the first bus I took in San Fran. The mental health crisis in the US is a major problem.
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9 years
"I wish I wasn't this way" *does nothing to change it*
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10 years
I wanna join choir now because Cabaret💃
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
I am lovin this plane right now. Wifi and USB outlets to charge my phone👌 http://t.co/804WUIHzY9
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
Don't ever settle
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
2 years
1/ So what will trigger an irreversible, catastrophic depegging event for UST? If LUNA drops 6% further to $53.64, it’s market cap falls below that of UST’s. Then LFG liquidates their 40,000 BTC in an effort to maintain the peg. Then what?
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Homecoming was kinda disappointing this year tbh
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
11 years
Got home from a mission trip in Tennessee today, leaving tomorrow to go to Kenya where I'm doing volunteer work at an orphanage #givingback
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 months
Where to stake your ETH? Asymmetry has the cheapest gas on the market, while at the same time giving you exposure to the widest validator set of any LST. Healthy for the ecosystem and saving you money, a win-win.
@Macro_Justin
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safETH now has the cheapest gas fees to stake your ETH anywhere. And you get exposure to 6 LST's instead of just one, in one click. It's 32% cheaper than staking in Lido. Don't believe me? Proof below... Staking 0.1 ETH in @asymmetryfin (left) vs 0.1 ETH in Lido (right) just
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
I wish everyone was just straight up and real
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
It's crazy how much we take for granted, and it's so easy to do until either we lose whatever it is we have or we take a step back
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hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
I actually really like wearing ugly Christmas sweaters
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
So far this summer has been the best one yet
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
9 years
Why am I so addicted to chai
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9 years
I just want to watch the wolf of wall street and have a movie night and chill
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@hannahjojo_
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8 years
You think ur mature when you have everything figured out. You know you're mature when you realize you'll never have everything figured out.
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
1 year
Optimizing for financial capital is silly. Optimize for relationships (with others AND yourself), freedom + new experiences, social capital, technical capital, and a sense of purpose. You’ll never regret investing in the latter areas. You may regret investing in the former.
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
I'm really scared that I'll tell someone "Wow I'm so glad you dressed up today!" And they'll be like "I didn't..."
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
I'm pretty sure everyone who was in tsunami 2011-2012 will always love the song One Day thanks to Mr L's amazing end of the year video🎵🎶
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
When you get away from everything and everyone you know, you truly learn so much about yourself
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
So many people think they know me, but so few truly do
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9 years
Sometimes we have to hit a low so that we can appreciate all the things that bring us back up
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hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
If we all just wear sweatpants and sweatshirts everyday, then nobody will really look lazy, because everyone will
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
Based on all these snap stories I'm convinced that half of WHS is crammed into Caribou tonight
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 months
Why is PayPal’s stabletoken bullish for all of Ethereum? Last month, Ethereum users peaked at 556,000 active addresses. PayPal has 435 million users —782x more than Ethereum. If PayPals ERC20 stabletoken onboards only 1% users, we’ll see an 8x in DeFi users from current peak.
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@hannahjojo_
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3 months
What a Beaut ⤴️✨
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
Just saw someone get killed in the nerf war #intense @WoodburyNerf
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@hannahjojo_
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9 years
I remember when I got sleep lol
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10 years
Just when you think you know someone...
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
Lol remember when we all had lives, ya know, like a week ago #missingsummer
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
I'm gonna miss our track team so much now that track's over😥
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
Pretty sure 90% of my clothes are maroon or black
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@hannahjojo_
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10 years
Going on Instagram right now is like flipping through a travel magazine
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@hannahjojo_
hannahjojo 📍SF
10 years
What better way to start off the morning than getting a bucket of ice and water dumped on you while you're in the shower #thanksbro
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10 years
Can't wait for summer because everyday can be like this
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@hannahjojo_
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11 years
So I just kissed a giraffe on the lips 😚
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