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@hanabryanne
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Dollface is out now. Produced by Carter Jahn, Max Beinert, Ritwik Krishnan, and myself, mixed by Carter, mastered by Emily Lazar and Chris Allgood at The Lodge, written by me.
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
people get so weird and cagey whenever you talk about letting incarcerated people vote like what do you think they’re gonna do........ write in “murder should be legal” on their ballot and then suddenly lawmakers will be like “well my hands are tied. murder is legal now”
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@hanabryanne
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boyfri-END girlfri-END LESBIAN SITUATIONSHIP IS FOREVER
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
perhaps....... if you count prison populations when drawing voting districts........... but don’t let them vote.......... that’s wrong and bad..........
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@hanabryanne
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2 years
gonna do adderall and explain the phoebe bridgers/snail mail drama to my grandma
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
chris fleming could do the lighthouse but robert pattinson could not do depiglio
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@hanabryanne
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4 months
i liked it better when everybody thought we were sluts
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@hanabryanne
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4 months
@apolobelvedere this is partly true and a really worthwhile point but i think it falls short in the assumption that this is entirely performative rather than just like. an empathetic response to for ex. media with suffering built in / a reminder that the world does in fact largely hate women
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@hanabryanne
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@hanabryanne
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2 years
@trinitymfoskett there’s not really but the little people who live in my phone made some up
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@hanabryanne
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4 months
@apolobelvedere this is a really hostile response to a tweet that basically said “how interesting! what if, this also?” lol
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
@Zac_Petkanas i’m gay and this is a bad tweet
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
all these men so generously responding to this tweet explaining to me why not letting incarcerated people vote is bad......... i know! i made the tweet, you see,
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@hanabryanne
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8 months
ok. who is melissa
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@hanabryanne
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4 months
@apolobelvedere it can definitely be both but isn’t it maybe a bad faith reading to interpret this as moral posturing rather than “why does my heart hurt so much and is it because so many things are built on the backs of the suffering of me or the people i love”
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@hanabryanne
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5 years
@fierysadness i.......... why is elle fanning doing that with her hands
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5 years
@KhanStopMe we’ve discovered the importance of wearing sunglasses to protect our eyes from harmful uv rays
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@hanabryanne
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7 years
Each day we stray further and further from god's light
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wow, the BBC have released the first official photo of the 13th doctor!
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if i were president andrew garfield would be gay in real life not just in the social network
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@hanabryanne
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5 years
@NerdAboutTown i feel like this is misdirected anger towards women who have been deeply psychologically injured by diet culture and the media’s worship of the thin body. it’s an issue to be addressed, yes, but maybe it would be more productive to put the fire out from where it started
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@hanabryanne
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2 years
if you ask me to explain it you have to give me free adderall
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@hanabryanne
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7 months
my mom says we can’t have a playdate. because of the power dynamics
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
@lnthemood4Iove both my parents are lawyers and they would be like “well you’re argumentative but also you cry every time you get mad so. maybe you should consider something else,”
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@hanabryanne
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5 years
@JodiesJumpsuit this wasn’t a hot take but i thought lost and survivor were the same show and if you were voted out on survivor they just killed you
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
okay donate to bail funds <3
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@hanabryanne
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7 months
when bruce springsteen dies they are genuinely gonna have to put me and my dad on suicide watch
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@hanabryanne
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2 years
@Gawker that’s cool. i hid snakes in your car
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@hanabryanne
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2 years
@walkercapl maybe something nice or maybe something evil and bad
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
i think some of the vitriol we feel against influencers is really just misdirected hatred of consumerism wearing a misogyny hat. i’m gonna eat this pill i found in the ground
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
@hausofmads @lnthemood4Iove it’s okay man i’m not gonna be a lawyer anyway i’m hot
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@hanabryanne
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2 months
just a pro tip never try to kill yourself on valentine’s day because then when you get all weird on valentine’s day people will be like “oh you’re just a hater oh you’re not a real lover” when really you love plenty of stuff. including zoloft
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@hanabryanne
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5 years
e-girls should unionize
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
relationships should be 50/50. she wears short skirts i wear tshirts, she’s cheer captain and i’m on the bleachers
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@hanabryanne
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4 months
at least that was true
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
wow thanks spotify
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@hanabryanne
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9 months
wym “pdx” you guys don’t have to put the x in there “portland” is already gender neutral
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
internet leftists after voting for bernie:
@stop_sweeps_atx
#Stop Cop City
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well that’s enough respecting women for one year
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@hanabryanne
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8 years
Hey @BuzzFeed , when are you gonna come up with your own ideas instead of stealing @AkilahObviously 's?
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sometimes it feels like i got a war in my mind
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@hanabryanne
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6 years
“Are you all ready to define music for the rest of history?” Mozart gulped. Beethoven nodded. Bach shuddered. Schubert blinked nervously. “Yes, Jonas Brothers,” they said in unison.
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made earl grey lavender cupcakes if anyone even cares
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@hanabryanne
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gotta stop scrolling twitter drunk i’m gonna kill my self
The Waves, Virginia Woolf, 1931
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@hanabryanne
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damn this bload up while y’all here
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3 years
when people ask me for directions … i’m sorry i’m just not that kind of girl
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
@SocioDrew @amberdefeng EXACTLY drives me crazy seeing people neglect the people suffering in their own communities bc larger scale national stuff is sexier. feels rly frustrating that people don’t seem to be results driven and care more about performance
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@hanabryanne
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they need to invent a thing i’m good at that pays money
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and traumatized to recognize this location
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@hanabryanne
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7 years
The three pillars of bad coping mechanisms are overcaffination, cutting your own bangs, and loud music
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@hanabryanne
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8 years
#GoodCisPeople "She was such a beautiful girl before she became a boy!!1!!!"
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@hanabryanne
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2 years
last night i had a dream that instagram launched something called “purple stories” so green stories were your close friends and purple stories were for people you really hated
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@hanabryanne
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8 years
I'm so excited for @leslieodomjr 's album you have no idea gotta get that preorder @ midnight 2night
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@hanabryanne
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2 years
she was so real for this
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
hi to the fifteen people awake on the tl rn here’s part of a song i wrote today
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
work bathroom selfies........ feeling very much like This beanie baby today. i shan’t elaborate
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@sourhoestarter good bread wine and jeans
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@hanabryanne
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@alivia_marie thanks i grew it myself
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@hanabryanne
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2 months
can’t stop thinking about the time i went to the apple store and the woman who was fixing my phone was like “you look so familiar are you somebody?” and i was like oh haha im a musician? and she goes “no that’s not it…”
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@hanabryanne
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New single “Jesus Or Harrison Ford” out April 26th. For pseudo-intellectuals who wear jeans and cowgirls who can’t drive stick. Presave here:
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@hanabryanne
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@meekakitty do you want the abridged version or the extended cut
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
trend forecast: IN: - cranberry juice - corduroy overalls + oxfords - getting sunburnt through your clothes - persimmons - ballet flats - adam driver OUT: - ADHD - sex dreams - child psychology majors - french toast - the children’s television show arthur - duvet covers
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@hanabryanne
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7 months
everybody wants to hate on the theatre kid to indie girl pipeline until it’s time to do harmonies
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
yeah i’m from california. i’m from the sillycon valley
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@hanabryanne
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7 years
#girlskissgirlsselfies ur local femme queer has arrived
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
my debut EP “holy ground” will be available on all streaming platforms on the 11th of december, a month from today 🦷
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@hanabryanne
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@heavenbrat we love curly girl positivity!
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@hanabryanne
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*they
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Demi Lovato dressed up as Snow White for Halloween. 🍎
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@hanabryanne
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7 years
Sometimes I don't understand those of you who speak in the British foreign language like colour and favourite n gun countrol what's that abt
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@hanabryanne
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notice how she didn’t say “karma is the guy on the musical improv comedy team. coming straight home to me”
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@hanabryanne
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does anyone know if we have my album tomorrow
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@hanabryanne
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do u guys think of me as adorable and charming. i’m drunk w my parents rn btw
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i’m banned from listening to my unreleased music obsessively until it comes out next month
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
holy ground is available on streaming platforms. over the moon to be sharing it with you.
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@hanabryanne
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what
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@hanabryanne
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being asked to explain my upcoming country music EP full of songs about the crisis of modern masculinity and lesbianism and how i wanna fuck harrison ford to my grandma
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@hanabryanne
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@valariejward @ohdanniboi95 yes!!! it’s used to disproportionately give weight to white voices!!!!!! it’s the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!!
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@hanabryanne
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@RockIslandChick @chrisfluming edward cullen and his vampire superspeed have no hope escaping depiglio, whose currently running at him like a badass
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@hanabryanne
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sandy liang’s tooth fairy 🦷 🧚🏻‍♀️
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@hanabryanne
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cut my hair off and don’t have pillowcases do you all still think of me as mysterious and charming
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@hanabryanne
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@raynefq i thought about having a steampunk era last year for this reason
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“can you explain this gap in your resume” that’s when i didn’t gaf
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
hey. i wanna get better
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news on friday
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if i become a country singer and start faking a little accent in interviews and shit will you guys cover for me or no
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well i think they should kiss
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@hanabryanne
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hana bryanne dollface 1-50 thank you everyone 🩵
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These are the 50 best albums of 2023:
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@hanabryanne
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me #1 -6 thank you so much everyone 🩵
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Olivia Rodrigo has been named the 7th greatest pop star of 2023 by Billboard.
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@hanabryanne
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i think i’m just going to start lying on the internet and see where it takes me
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@hanabryanne
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7 years
nobody puts baby in the corner #issagaygirl
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@hanabryanne
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nobody talks about the plight of being a Very Expressive Girl so in every pic you are giving body you are also pulling an absolute Face
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
literally have only understood the whole caroline calloway thing for an hour but have already crafted my new personality around it
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@hanabryanne
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3 years
not she/her like a girl. she/her as in i shouldn’t have to pay for stuff
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@hanabryanne
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4 years
ON A WALK AND DONT HAVE MY GLASSES ON AND WENT TO PSPSPSPS A CAT THAT WAS FAR AWAY AND IT WOULDNT COME TO ME. IT WAS A FUCKING RACOON i’ve decided to pass away
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@hanabryanne
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halloween film got developed i’ll stop being annoying soon
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@hanabryanne
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a lot of this album is about me trying to kill myself last year. it was so hard to get perspective then when i was so in the thick of it. i’m so proud of what i made out of that time of my life. thank you for treating it with care
@hanabryanne
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Dollface is out now. Produced by Carter Jahn, Max Beinert, Ritwik Krishnan, and myself, mixed by Carter, mastered by Emily Lazar and Chris Allgood at The Lodge, written by me.
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i was explaining things
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@hanabryanne
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hey . what
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