Hannah E
@hanabizzle
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assorted silliness (she/her)
Bristol, UK
Joined December 2008
Fuck’s sake
3-0. Fernandes.
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ℹ️ Granit Xhaka has been ruled out of today’s trip to West Ham United. The midfielder sustained an ankle injury in last weekend’s victory over Crystal Palace and is now undergoing a period of rehabilitation at the Academy of Light.
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tell me you didn't grow up in Sunderland in the early 2000s, without etc
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos https://t.co/aZd32wwrVO
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weighted blankets are so cool i wish they made one that actually crushes you
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At least if the L falls off someone’s Talbi shirt it won’t be an issue
🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Sunderland agree deal to sign Ivorian winger Jocelin Ta Bi, here we go! Deal done for £3.5m fee, five year contract to the player as it’s all agreed. Celtic had verbal agreement in place but #SAFC hijack the move.
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Unfortunately I discovered this weekend that supportive shoes (rather than flimsy trainers, ballet pumps or Converse) will actually make the gig-going experience better now I’m 37. My knees and back don’t hate me after four gigs in five days and I haven’t lost any toenails
sometimes i go “fuck i wish i get barricade for the next concert” and then i realize im 37 and i need a seat
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A chart race with Blue, you say? #graphicdesignismypassion
BREAKING NEWS #1 - Wakefield punks locked in battle for Number 1 with boyband Blue! BREAKING NEWS #2 - Manchester show @thisisgorilla added for March 17th! Tickets on sale TOMORROW at 10am for 48 hours only!!!
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Fuck Blue
The Cribs (@thecribs) could land their highest Official Albums Chart position this week. They currently sit at Number 2 on the Official Chart Update with their latest LP Selling A Vibe 🔁 Read more: https://t.co/j7Pwi9GdCM
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We deserved to win just for this; up the Lads and up the Cribs
The Cribs, Mirror Kisses blasting on the bus now we are talking proper Fa cup round third round tie this
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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That is comfortably the worst penalty I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life
Le Fée's penalty is saved by Kelleher.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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Done. NEXT! #SAFC
Sunderland are undefeated at home in the Premier League this season. Today, they will play Manchester City.
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Man City frustrate Sunderland reserves as the plucky Mancunians hang on for a valiant point
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To the chimp I laughed at in a psychology textbook that was addicted to flushing a toilet again & again & again: I'm on Twitter now I get it
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Oh, this is the worst party ever. I don't know. Remember that New Year's Eve at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock. #TheSimpsons
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