Editing in @instagram is a colossal failure. There are constant bugs and issues. Volume issues between voice overs and music. It’s just a problem! @InstagramComms

Water falling from the sky, and yet my pipes run dry. Thanks @JHBWater

I’m sorry, I refuse to call it Xmas, I’m going to keep calling it Twittermas like before.

Hey @GwedeMantashe1.

I just learnt that an Air Fryer is just ChatGPT for cooking.

Just remembered that we once had a finance minister who quoted Kendrick Lamar in parliament, said “we gon be alright” 😀 then we hard cut to the same guy holding his penis saying “imagine this in your mouth” 🤦🏾‍♂️😳 we’ve been through a lot!!

The 'E' in South Africa stands for Electricity.

Pretty sure my bank thinks I’m either bipolar or a crackhead the way my account fluctuates.

A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

Harper Lee: This is the worst writer's block I've ever had Mockingbird: ThIs Is THe WorSt WriTER's bLOck I'Ve EVer HAd Harper Lee: *eyes narrowing*

You’re in Roodeport you turn a corner, Randburg! You’re in Bryanston, the next street is; Randburg! Midrand off-ramp into; Randburg! Sandton onto Republic = Randburg! Fourways onto Witkoppen = Randburg Where does Randburg start and finish????

How on Gods green earth does Gwede Mantashe still have a job.

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays. But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

Has anyone ever done a prank on the town of hermanus where they take away the m on the welcome to hermanus sign? Just checking that teenagers are still doing their jobs

Artists are the worst. Yoh they stress me to no end.

How does Bheki Cele still have a job? His incompetence is mind blowing

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Where do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light sentence

When people are sad, I let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. 🤨