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@haleyosomething

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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
waited for a moment where it made sense, didn’t hang on too long, pulled away before she did. 13/10 he earned that exhale
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WBR
2 years
You just know ole buddy was waiting 3.75 quarters to get this hug off
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
it’s been 81 days since louisville police murdered breonna taylor while she was asleep in her bed. the officers who killed her are still on the job. we will not forget about you breonna
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3 years
i SIT for 35 min a game
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5 years
can’t miss the alarm clock if you go straight from the club to the gym
@ComplexSports
Complex Sports
5 years
Jimmy Butler showed up to the Heat’s first practice six hours & 30 minutes early. Practice started at 10AM, Jimmy showed up at 3:30AM to workout. 😳 (Per @MiamiHerald )
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@haleyosomething
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4 years
the things paul george has done to the rivers family. enough is enough
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6 years
poor kevin love
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2 years
despite everything else the funniest thing about this graphic is the timeouts staying exactly the same
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3 years
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@haleyosomething
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4 years
watching jimmy butler in game 1 mood board
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@haleyosomething
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4 years
rose lavelle did not split dutch defenders like lost children and finish w her left for you to put “cutie” on the girls gear
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
hi! today is my last day at the ringer. it’s been a delight working with so many thoughtful and brilliant people over the last four years. i was 22 and waiting tables in kentucky when they called me - i’ll be grateful always, to the ringer and to any of you who followed along ❤️
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@haleyosomething
haley
6 years
women like sports
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Louie Mantia, Jr.
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What‘s something that seems obvious within your profession, but the general public seems to misunderstand?
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@haleyosomething
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5 years
pitino’s semen stays haunting louisville
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3 years
mark cuban pulling his mask down to yell courtside while wearing a barstool sweatshirt is fiscally conservative, socially liberal fanfic
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
one thing about kendall is put a drink in her hand and she’ll give you an insulting ad campaign
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
this pic of rich paul makes it look like he has one rly big ear
@PageSix
Page Six
2 years
Adele 'couldn't get through rehearsal,' made 'sobbing' calls to Rich Paul
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
the first five seconds………………… no one has ever contributed more to feminism
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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LeBron is confident that the Lakers still have a chance 😤
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haley
4 years
this looks like a disney channel original movie
@tim_cato
tim cato
4 years
here's two promotional shots of the new mavericks city jersey from a new press release:
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
montrezl “getting away” w calling luka a white boy isn’t a double standard bc white isn’t a slur and white people are not oppressed. lol. that’s all lives matter lite. you can’t ignore words‘ unique histories when interpreting their potential harm and their meaning. where’s SVG
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@haleyosomething
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2 years
kevin's best moment as a knick
@haleyosomething
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5 years
turns out kevin knox is good after all
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haley
3 years
this woman is so belittling. $600 couldn't buy your entire outfit
@therecount
The Recount
3 years
Speaker Pelosi on $600 direct payment checks: "I would like them to have been bigger, but they are significant."
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haley
4 years
today my six year old son looked at me and said “mom, doesn’t dolan realize that it is he — not the GM, coach, or players — who is inherently responsible for the knicks despair, as he gives employees little time to prove competency, and players won’t agree to such precarity?”
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3 years
you know, there are nba players who have actually harmed people and have done very fucked up things and are still beloved, but fans treat westbrook like the he’s worst person in the world because of the way he plays and because he doesn’t need anyone’s approval
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Rob Perez
3 years
fan pours popcorn on Westbrook as he’s being assisted off floor with an injury
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
a play in zero acts
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
2 years
Kyrie Irving has entered the league’s Covid protocols, team says.
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
thinking about him
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
i would rather watch this man than the wizards
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
would love if people stopped thinking of negative/weak traits as inherently female
@sny_knicks
Knicks Videos
4 years
"He's got a lot of female tendencies on the court, flopping and throwing his head back...he's soft, very woman-like" - Marcus Morris on Jae Crowder
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
my mom moved to miami
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
white women have to start looking around and realize there’s a reason there are more of us in media and it’s not because we’re more talented or have more to offer or are harder workers. media is worse off bc unpaid internships exist and jane is mistaking work ethic for privilege
@SlaterNFL
Jane Slater
3 years
I posted an opportunity for an unpaid internship and I’m amazed the comments I get. It’s not even for me. It’s for someone else and I would have jumped at it in college. I had 3 unpaid internships in school, double majored and had a job. SMH
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haley
2 years
some of you are saying they could be siblings. in a platonic lens this is still adorable just in a very different way. gotta love sports. another 13/10
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
when they make kids dunk in basketball movies by kind of just suspending them upward it looks more real than this
@JasmineLWatkins
Jasmine
2 years
This makes no sense
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
the houston rockets (2021)
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
either you're team mina or you're the losing team
@BrianMFloyd
Brian Floyd
2 years
when insecure dudes can’t attack the points they attack the person. mina is brilliant and we’re lucky to have her. y’all be nice and not sad and angry like jeffrey here
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haley
3 years
i'll never forget how rude people were when joel embiid cried after the 2019 game 7 loss and now he's the mvp favorite. moral of the story is men: cry. it works
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
and i couldn’t help but wonder, is james still in on this team? or is harden... a hard-out?
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did some pregame research on wales, sharing here to check out before their game friday!
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@haleyosomething
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
nobody: weed in the midwest:
@nocontextnba
no context nba
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@haleyosomething
haley
6 years
EXCUSE ME, JIMOTHY
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
what if Soul making fun of the knicks is this franchise’s turning point
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
there’s a big different between “it’s the worst thing to happen in sports” and “it’s the worst thing to happen to me”
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
3 years
"The players have all of the leverage in every situation. I think it’s the worst thing that ever happened to professional sports on all levels." - Anonymous GM on player empowerment in today’s NBA (Via )
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
every day kyrie irving flips a coin and heads is “create chaos” and tails is “maintain chaos”
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RIP to the most vibeless self-assembled big 3 in history
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SportsCenter
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The end of the Nets' Big 3 era 🎬
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
deuce after that block
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guys love to say “you gotta catch that
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
well boys
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
brad stevens: good morning kyrie irving: WHEN YOU HAVE A TOOTHACHE DOES THE PAIN EXIST IN YOUR MOUTH OR YOUR BRAIN
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
eminem said hey you guys want me to perform some of my new stuff? and they were like hmmm no do the spaghetti one
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
this is a swiffer pad
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
2 years
The NBA All-Star jerseys have reportedly been leaked, via @MMoreno1015 . Thoughts? 👀
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
just to be clear we’re talking about the man with the nickname Can’t Play Kanter
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
three years ago my ex told me kris dunn was going to be an all-star in four years then got upset when i couldn’t stop laughing so he bet me $5k on it. i even have a witness. basically what i’m asking is are any of you bounty hunters. i can’t pay but my god am i cute
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
dang doris asked kawhi about free agency and lowry about demar lmao she knows no fear
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
lsu cameraman be my instagram boyfriend
@LSUfootball
LSU Football
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No. 9 Joe Burrow
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
wtf this is so cute
@ComplexSports
Complex Sports
3 years
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is scared of needles so Lu Dort held his hand while he received the vaccine. 😭 Real friend. 📸: @okcthunder
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haley
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chris paul still has a rockets jersey in the state farm commercials so how responsive is their insurance really
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
HAHAHAHA @ calling “motherfucker” a SLUR while ACTUAL SLURS are written up as “racially charged comments” and by HAHAHAHA i mean fuck you
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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Perspective: Rashida Tlaib’s slur about Trump is wrong — it harms the Democratic Party’s policy and political objectives
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
first michael jordan, then draymond green, then kevin durant, then joe ingles male refs are in danger 😂
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
mychal thompson googling “klay thompson parents” to post a throwback.........if he ever gets off twitter i’m going too
@champagnennuts
Mychal Thompson
4 years
Me n Klay...Guess I shudda had him in a Warriors jersey
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
wanting to be happy about the nba being back but it’s magic/nets
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
hello again! today i’m joining @bluewirepods — with an nba pod to come and many other fun projects on the way. ran out of champagne this weekend so accepting all donations
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
remember when joakim noah finished fourth in mvp voting
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
citing league sources for virology findings is objectively hilarious
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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Data continues to show that boosted individuals continue to clear the virus out of their system at a far more rapid rate than those who aren’t, league sources told ESPN.
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
hey if your addiction is VENMO please hit me up i just want to help
@GarethCliff
Gareth Cliff
6 years
Which addiction is yours?
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
for eight years i tweeted bad basketball take after bad basketball take, slowly building an audience of hate-followers on here, all as a plot to eventually promote socialism. it’s time. who’s the fool now lebum_sucks69
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
what the word likely is doing in this sentence
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
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Enes Kanter Freedom gave up a likely Hall of Fame career in order to fight for human rights in China.
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haley
2 years
i love this picture but can’t decide what’s funniest about it. rn i’m leaning 4) they’re dressed like billy crystal in a 90s rom com 3) she is parallel to the ground 2) wnba logo looming overhead as this boy gets deandre aytoned 1) textbook block but with t rex arm proportions
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
sansa is watching this all unfold through bran’s IG live brain like i tried to tell you ????
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
this is like when kyrie admitted to lebron that being on his own was harder than he thought
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
4 years
Shams Charania is set to enter media free agency on Monday, per @AmicoHoops "One industry insider said to that Charania may be looking to re-join top newsbreaking competitor Adrian Wojnarowski at ESPN."
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haley
3 years
would make a “men looking for the clit” joke but i am a company woman now. a professional
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
i think we can all agree that basketball
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
attn: lovely person who gave me his fubo login on here years ago. i can’t find your email but they say it’s time to update your payment. also saw you added a woman to the acct hell yeah brother hope that’s going well
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
i just want ricky rubio to be happy
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haley
4 years
this morning i was asking for a break at my gym and trainer steve said “your whole life is a break” and it fucked me up so bad i couldn’t concentrate the rest of the time
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
if they werent called bodegas we’d never see these tweets. white ppl are just obsessed w the fact that they can say bodega
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
good morning
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@haleyosomething
haley
6 years
honestly want to thank the “saturday’s are for the boys” flag/sign/shirt as it is now a nationwide identifier for women everywhere to briskly walk tf away
@DropWiggy
Rain ☔️
6 years
2,028 beers and 28 hangovers within a month all in preparation for our Beer Flag. Our gift to America for this great country’s birthday. Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue 🇺🇸 Cheers 🍻
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haley
2 years
picture tom thibodeau in whatever dark windowless room he’s in, watching on a michael scott sized flat screen as wiggins defends luka doncic, reviewing wolves tape from 2018 on his ipad, stripped of any divine confirmation of his purpose in this sport
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
i can't believe a 2x finals mvp and the gatorade commercial guy are getting out superstarred by a man who admitted last week he was slow af and probably smokes newports at halftime and a 23 year old who used to be one of the streakiest shooters in his time zone
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@haleyosomething
haley
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@MagicJohnson
Earvin Magic Johnson
2 years
Today I was the keynote speaker for the 2022 Popeyes Convention celebrating their 50th anniversary. It was great for me because I love Popeyes chicken!
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
“senate minority leader mitch mcconnell”
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
one time in college a man said he loved “exotic women like me” (i think because of my last name i honestly do not know!) and i told him “my family is from kentucky” and he said “exactly”
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
lol guess i’m not a fan of the person who made me love the nba anymore
@KingJames
LeBron James
2 years
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾. YESSIR!!!!! #LFG 🐶🐶🐶
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
oh honey
@jovanbuha
Jovan Buha
4 years
Paul George: “To be honest, in hindsight, if I shoot the ball better, this series would be a lot different.”
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
i had an idea the other day when i was definitely not high that i should sell wine mom-style art with the script font but with nba takes in place of the “this home runs on love and vino” sayings. picture “live laugh love” but it says “kobe couldn’t win without a dominant big man”
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@haleyosomething
haley
3 years
you call, i fix
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
if you want women to feel safe trusting you with the bad things that happen to them, you have to be ready for the possibility of hearing things about your friends that you won’t like
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
the nba had such an easy opportunity here to partner with Black-owned restaurants to *act* like they listened to avery bradley and the players coalition at all. instead they partner with six of fertitta's restaurants
@Rockets_Insider
Alykhan Bijani
4 years
All six of these restaurants that the NBA has partnered with are owned by #Rockets owner @TilmanJFertitta
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
if the next nba season starts in january then seasons will just be "the 2021 season" not "the 2020-21 season" and i like that. cleaner. cut out the waste. leave 2020 behind love
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
the “moves hand slowly across back” is the worst bc women can’t really do anything to prevent it and men can play it off as innocent. this makes me livid
@gunnerblog
gunnerblog
4 years
This isn’t cool
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
MOO BAMBA
@7NewsCQ
7NEWS Central Queensland
5 years
An enormous steer in Western Australia is making headlines. At 194cm 'Knickers' is the largest in his category in Australia. Story: #7News
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@haleyosomething
haley
4 years
this morning my three year old told me “mom, i’ve switched preferences for future employment after seeing such a display of skill and expertise last night. my aforementioned career aspirations to dominate draft coverage are no longer” and we cried in his leaderboard-themed room
@darrenrovell
Darren Rovell
4 years
There are enough kids wanting to dominate draft coverage like Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay. Hope some kids woke up this morning saying, “I want to learn every county in America, so I can one day do what John King does.”
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haley
4 years
sometimes i want to tweet stuff like “at no point was kobe the best player in the league” or “aaron gordon has already peaked” or “james harden looked better without the beard” just to be messy and chaotic and watch it all burn. but they always stay in the drafts. wait
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@haleyosomething
haley
2 years
this is my fav acct on ig now @ b_a_l_l_h_a_u_s
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haley
4 years
this is so wildly out of pocket i can’t stop staring at it
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
this is what you've been training for all season folks, the NBA FINALS GAME 2 DRINKING GAME: - FVV's baby mentioned - siakam spin move - drake acts up - steph falls after a shot - mark jackson says "with all due respect" - boogie's minutes brought up - shot of jurassic park
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@haleyosomething
haley
5 years
i gotta meet ET’s weed guy
@thekidet
Evan Turner
5 years
I got quin cook as the dark DARK horse for finals MVP
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haley
3 years
i love air pods so much omg such good audio quality ok now that isaac lee has stopped reading good LORD the clippers are an unserious organization
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