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history’s a bitch but so am i • honorary fourth hayworth sibling • god, we are all fucking fruit
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Joined June 2011
“it’s gonna be a good year, alexis. you’re on the right path” my incredibly talented friend @annnatorrres designed my grad cap & i couldn’t possibly love it more 🎓
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crazy that i’ll probably never be able to watch schitt’s creek again
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words are about to be pronounced in ways they've never been pronounced before
OH, MAYA! ⭐️ Maya Rudolph will make her Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln in OH, MARY! for a limited 8-week engagement beginning Tuesday, April 28.
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the announcement of a new Mary Todd Lincoln holds more weight than the announcement of a new Pope.
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WELL YES!
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Cirie said “Rizgod” and “Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol” in the same episode #Survivor50
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And it was around the time Jeff Probst randomly started rapping that I realized he’s the Mr. Schuester of Survivor.
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Monday's Weather Rating: 9/10 WE ARE SO BACK!!! High temperatures reach the upper 60s later today with mostly sunny skies, amazingly comfortable dew points and a light breeze. It is time to be extremely outside. The vibes have skyrocketed!!!
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It’s back ! 7pm sunsets are here for NYC. It will last until mid-September.
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“ The Other Two ” being the most popular show that no one watched
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“It was sickening you did a 360 dip right as Lou Bega asked for a little Erica by his side” IS FRYING ME 😭😭
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