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You’re still gay and that’s FINAL. Saw Olivia 3/8

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Guys I’m gonna be sick to my stomach coincidence or not look at the date MAKE THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
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I just saw someone say why do people have such a hard time believing cool people like Reneé Rapp and Chappell Roan are lesbians but have no problem saying people like Jojo Siwa are lesbians when she literally refuses to be called that oh my god WE ARE IN THE TRENCHES
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Am I a lesbian or is this the biggest set up of all time I’m crying
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OMGGGG
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Until dawn live adaptation? SAM FINAL GIRL INCOMINGGGG
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HELLO????
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No this is
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sofia et al
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these are quite literally travis and taylor
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Bro her head’s about to explode you’re telling me this wasn’t a decision on impulse
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What era made you sexually attracted to Taylor Swift and why was it 1989
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chanel, #1 ttpd shooter✨
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shifted pop music off its axis in 2014 and still gagging the girls now
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I hate coming out culture if my friends don’t know I’m a lesbian atp that’s on them
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Taylor’s outfit to the golden globes tomorrow
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BIGGEST GAYLOR PROOF IM SO SERIOYS
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Sapphic tears on MySpace sadness became my whole skyyyyy some girl said my aura’s moonstone just cause she was highhhh
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GUYS ONCE AGAIN NEW YEARS DAY WASNT PLANNED. THE LIGHTS ARE YELLOW (FEARLESS) INSTEAD OF GREEN.
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This is Dianna Agron
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What Taylor swift song is she listening to?
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I go to school I go to work I have friends and I Still think Taylor Swift is gay
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And today was also traffic light day for dbatc omfg what is wrong with her 😭😭😭
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@tscoldasyou Why are aspiring artists nowadays just having a conversation in a song a song should be like a poem with music behind it
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Taylor Swift? GAY. Margot Robbie? GAY. Jennifer Lawrence? GAY. Blonde people? GAY.
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I can’t believe we got Tree Paine x Deuxmoi brawl, Taylor Swift’s best look ever, and Paul McCartney confirmed as William Bowery all within 24 hours
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I just don’t understand how the men are hot to people
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How did Tree allow for that Vogue tik tok I’m so serious
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Taylor had such an evil hungry lesbian look in her eyes all throughout 1989 era I can’t explain it
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Taylor
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Now imagine if she came out to these maniacs
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Guys is Taylor dating her cinematographer
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Taylor should just date an unknown super masc lesbian that straight people will confuse for a man
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The way this never happens when a gay man says they don’t like women
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@augustaftergl0w define men then. tell me that a lesbian can't be attracted to a bigender man who is also a woman. tell me that a lesbian who married her wife 15 years ago can't love him even when he transitions and consider himself a nonbinary man AND a lesbian it seems you mean to say cis men
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN KARLIES USERNAME WAS SACREDSCARFSOCIETY
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Wait there’s gaylors who aren’t Taylor stans first 😭😭😭 I thought we all had the same origin story
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My bra just broke
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Guys let’s connect the dots now. If someone who dated the brother of Joe Alwyn, Taylor’s boyfriend At The Time, is a gaylor, wouldn’t you think that means that Taylor might actually Like Women
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Taylor is on a MISSION to steal that man’s wife omg 😭😭😭
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@LOSTNC0SMICDUST You’re telling me there’s a Gayvis community
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RUN
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Taylor’s sexuality timeline Straight Bi-curious Bisexual Lesbian Bi lesbian Wag
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Guys I think Tree is gone
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Gaylor history lesson The Gaylor Hetlor Peace Treaty was an accidental treaty that started after Hetlor spies were sent in to spy on everyday Gaylor life. It did not bring peace, but did it bring revolution? Shortly after came the Mass Coming Out, an event in which many +
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Why has Taylor Swift gotten casually outed 3 times since she started to see Travis I’m crying
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I BELIEVED TAYLOR BEFORE SHE CAME OUT
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Is this what Taylor sounds like to people who don’t like her 😭😭😭
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this is the worst thing i’ve ever heard…
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Am I the only one who finds the whole rhetoric that “gaylors call Taylor Swift gay because they want to be with her” really weird
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What are people with tayvis usernames gonna do when they break up after the Super Bowl
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“Why don’t you listen to actual sapphic artists” because nobody else writes songs like dress, ivy, dwoht, my tears ricochet, rwylm, false god, exile, illicit affairs, tis the damn season, dbatc, i can see you, the lakes, the great war, coney island, this love, happiness, treacher
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“Are you ready Mr. Sty-”
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Swifties cancel threads are so funny because one photo will be of the person admitting to murder and then the next photo is them saying I think ivy might be about two women
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How can a man
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wilkes is a tortured poet
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@vegasborn1981 how can a woman be handsome…
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Guys this is getting out of hand
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Do y’all remember those two girls that hooked up in the bathroom during the eras tour
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💌: “i lost my virginity at the eras tour santa clara n2 during red era...”
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STOP WITH THE BITCHLESS ALLEGATIONS!!! SHE IS BITCHPLENTIFUL
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@gardengatelor THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT LMFAOOOOO
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I love the gap between your teeth
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“Don’t speculate on Taylor’s sexuality” but in middle school you were speculating with your friends about if that one girl was a lesbian
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If any other man besides Kendrick Lamar is on that album there’s gonna be a problem
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Haylor son or kaylor daughter
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@milfloverliv Weird and cool can coexist Jojo is just weird
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@biceplor I’m fine with that cause me and her could be friends to lovers
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I’m sorry that Palestine isn’t privileged enough to gaf about gay rights like WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY “They would stone me :(” now imagine what it’s like for gay people who Live there cause ik damn well you would never set foot in a middle eastern country in your life
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People who like men when lesbians make fun of straight couples
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Why is this video 12 hours long oh my god everything about it, her hair, her side profile, her hands, her outfit PLEASE
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@ERAAA54321 Yeah lesbians don’t take her as a representation of us but straight people do
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Dianna cheated on Taylor and Taylor thought the perfect karmic revenge was to cheat on every single partner she has from now on (she’s ruining her own life)
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I never have to question my sexuality whenever I see a man’s chest
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i hear something purring
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Karma by Jojo Siwa if it was written by Lucy Gray
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Mind you she has more private jets than the average little boy does toy cars
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wtf is this
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Concerts I’ve been to A- B- C- D- E- F- G- H- I- J- K- L- M- N- O- P- Pitbull Q- R- S- T- U- V- W- X- Y- Z-
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She saw the new midnights bodysuit and had to do something about it
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Is Taylor Swift a lesbian
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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK ANTI LEAK PEOPLE LOOK AWAY
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WHAT DONTOH MEAN OUR SONG TAYLORS VERSION WAS LEAKED
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@isammy1010 I think this is a good example of the evil hungry lesbian look
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@taylorswift13 I can't stop laughing. I can't. Stop.
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DID SHE GET MOVED TO THE VIP TENT GUYS STOP LYING TO ME PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT
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For every one woman just saying that they hate a man there are hundreds of men actually acting on their hatred for women
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@melaudrama LIKE WE ARE ACTUALLY PERCEIVED SO HORRIBLY IT MAKES ME SICK
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@getawayeverlark I always imagined that if there was a book about her backstory and she had a love interest it would be a woman
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DO YOU THINK IM JOKING
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Y’all the girl that made the leak went to the eras tour premiere HELP. HELPPPPP
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What if we got our sexuality decided for us at the age of 11 via a sorting hat
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Taylor Swift doesn’t need a man Taylor Swift can go the rest of her life without a man if that’s what she wants leave her alone stop making men the topic of every conversation revolving around her my head is gonna explode a man is the last thing she needs
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I know Taylor was the one who came up with the idea for that pose
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HELLO?
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I stumbled across a community of people making the straightest show on earth gay and I’m kinda obsessed like let them cook
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I’m only still on gaylortwt for the community atp cause who else has the humor. The drama. The situationships. And also this many lesbians in one place like
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@kreincarol I hope it ruined your day
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If I were running this country I’d ban heterosexuality
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No words appear before me in the aftermath…
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GCU (Gaylor Cinematic Universe) Hunger Games thread. May the odds be ever in your favor. Yassss!
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Hetlors talking about rep tv prologue like MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
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Swifties don’t want gay people attending the premiere and the sky is blue
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@iwasyoursofast Everyone hates us 😭😭😭
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And she was a fairy
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WHY IS THE AUDIENCE RED WAS MAROON NOT PLANNED???????!
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+ people who claimed to be on the Hetlor side confessed to actually being Gaylors. This caused mass hysteria among Hetlors which started the Lavender Scare. The Lavender Scare is currently an event taking place where Hetlors are rounding up all the new Gaylors they can find and +
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BELLA HADID IS GAY??????
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Taylor Swift didn’t think WHAT
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Taylor Swift didn’t think twice about accepting Travis Kelce’s invite to his game, source tells People: “Taylor’s very focused on work and hanging out with her girlfriends. Travis invited her, and of course she said yes… She just thought it was a fantastic way to spend Sunday”
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+ are putting targets on their backs. Some Gaylors are ready to welcome the newcomers with open arms, but some are skeptical because of how long they stayed loyal to the Hetlors. What will happen next? Time will only tell.
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