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can y’all please stop saying “sexuality IS fluid” and start saying “sexuality CAN BE fluid”.
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i feel like kate winslet is gay. i have put in 0 effort into researching this, idk a damn thing about her life. this is a vibes only thing.
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how swifties feel after quoting but daddy i love him lyrics to anyone criticizing taylor
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i heard “summer went away-” and immediately started laughing sorry 😭.
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you couldn’t pay me to get mad at chappell roan over that clip sorry.
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me high asf at amc when i’m next in line for concessions and the employee is calling me but i’m too distracted by all the different candy options.
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taylor after writing “you look like taylor swift” in the outro of clara bow
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imagine the leaks are all AI or something and she purposefully leaked a fake album to throw people off WALK WITH ME.
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this may age me but WHY do teenagers say “bsf” instead of “bff” …. i think it means “best friend” but why is the s there? i don’t like it!!!.
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if you’re a lesbian and you see a lesbian defending lesbianism you HAVE to give them a like. like i’m sorry team but we’re so outnumbered that we all gotta pitch in and support our troops.
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taylor swift at a chiefs game on evermore’s birthday… emily dickinson did not die for this.
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travis kelce getting mass cancelled on my birthday… i planned this.
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if i had a time machine the first thing i’d do is approach my middle school self exactly like this
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no way i’m seeing SWIFTIES of all people giving jason kelce a f slur pass. idgaf if the other guy started it! jason saying “who’s the f*ggot now” is using the slur as a slur, it’s derogatory, saying that reinforces that being a f*ggot is a bad thing, that being gay is a bad thing.
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i think she is deliberately poking fun at different public perceptions of her in each song.
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regular taylor swift fans: aww she’s so in love.the gaylor subplot:
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chappell roan delivering me some lesbian joy after spending all day watching people defend the use of homophobic slurs as insults
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honestly the current iteration of taylor swift being spotted with trump supporters is like… fork found in kitchen. fork not even found in kitchen actually, fork found in the cutlery drawer with all the other forks.
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i will never understand how straight people will see shit like this and immediately accuse him of “queerbaiting” before ever considering that maybe, just MAYBE he could actually be queer.
Jacob Elordi says his first celebrity crushes were Orlando Bloom and Brad Pitt.
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not the alleged uhc ceo gunman having his own gaylors 😭.
Luigi Mangione’s sexuality has become a topic of discussion online, with many internet users speculating that he may be bisexual.
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OMGGG i felt like i wasn’t seeing enough chiefs hate then i remembered why 😭.
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so high school from the perspective of a gay person who didn’t come out until adulthood experiencing their first gay love, their first real love, and feeling giddy and excited like they’re a teenager again.
what’s a perspective lens you put on a taylor swift song that maybe not everyone would think to? (examples: peter through the perspective of siblings, the black dog through the perspective of ex friends, etc.).
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hits different tomorrow. with what you ask? fuck i don’t know. how you get the girl??? literally why the fuck not at this point.
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lock broken… SLUR SPOKEN… i’m winning big tonight
can’t remember the last time i submitted a mastermind without “high infidelity” on the guitar. i know in my heart it’s coming.
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which is exactly why we shouldn’t require celebs to formally “come out” and explicitly state their sexuality in order for us to recognize and validate their queerness yep.
Billie talks about coming out 🥹 . “wasn’t it obvious?(….) i don’t believe in it, why can’t people just exist”
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i had the time of my life calling taylor swift gay on the internet with you 💜.
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i was 11 years old constantly rewatching the our song music video just to see this version of taylor who captivated me for reasons i couldn’t explain…. totally normal heterosexual reasons of course!!
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@sevdahive right like i know they mean well when they say that but like… 😭 i have never liked men ever in my life not even a little bit and i never will so when people say sexuality IS fluid to me i hear “you can/will like men one day!” like no thanks actually.
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renee rapp is very vocally queer and people will acknowledge this but then say it’s still inappropriate to talk about her sexuality even tho she does. i feel like y’all really do believe all queer people are (or should be) ashamed or embarrassed of their sexuality.
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but i’m the bad guy if i call this gay.
Cara Delevingne reflects on her time living with Taylor Swift:. “I was going through a really horrible breakup, and she let me live with her. We’re very different people. She’s very homely, because she looked after me so well, but we got into some-not trouble, but I definitely
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straight people when they find out that there’s queer people who live amongst them that don’t care about heteronormative societal norms and won’t explicitly come out just to appease them
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the scene in whatever documentary taylor is making where she addresses the surprise songs from edinburgh n3 is gonna crazyyyy. she meant every word 😭
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if this song isn’t gay it kinda sucks. if this song IS gay it’s a genuine masterpiece that will haunt me for the rest of my life
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taylor swift essentially just called herself a friend of dorothy live onstage which i would argue is literally her coming out (for those with eyes to see…) but she knows y’all don’t see shit so she immediately sang about how she’s given so many signs that no one has caught
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most gaylors just log on and tweet shit like “damn ivy is soooo gay” then log off. but the way swifties talk about us you’d think we have six branches of government and a national pledge to brainwash everyone into thinking taylor swift kisses girls. like my god.
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it is my god given right to call celebrities gay on the internet.
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one thing about me is i’m never gonna turn my back on gaylors. i will always fight for your right to call billionaire recording artist taylor swift gay.
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ignore ariana grande she didn’t do anything she just irritates me for no reason and that’s on ME. no disrespect to her. ANYWAYS.
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DEUXMOI EXCLUSIVE…Taylor Swift throws a party in London for her Eras Tour Staff 📸 Splash News/Backgrid
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heard the chiefs are losing bad at the super bowl… i planned this.
travis kelce getting mass cancelled on my birthday… i planned this.
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it’s never too late for #MASSCOMINGOUT.
Ian McKellen says that all famous (closeted) queer people should come out:. “I feel sorry for any famous person who feels they can’t come out. Being in the closet is silly — there’s no need for it.”
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so high school is about experiencing queer love for the first time as an adult after spending your actual teenage years deeply closeted. finally you’re in genuine love and you’re all giddy and it’s so so sweet and you feel like a kid again
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this photo is so fucking funny SORRY it always gets a laugh out of me!!
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billionaire recording artist taylor swift when a random lesbian with a twitter account calls her gay.
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no one ever talks about it but king of my heart is one of her dykiest songs.
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unfortunately the energy of this is overwhelmingly heterosexual
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y’all i KNOWWW bf means boyfriend but my beef is with the S. if anything it should’ve been bstf. even btf is better than bsf. better yet just stick with bff and figure out your commitment issues idk.
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it’s actually crazy how noticeable it is when your frontal lobe develops. sorry if you’re under 25 you’re still a baby. idgaf if you’re 22 that’s a toddler at best.
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her consistent use of the bi flag colors specifically during this era always makes me laugh cause she’s either saying she’s bi or that she’s only an ally to bi people.
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the way y’all hate on this song has me convinced i’m listening to a completely different version
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all the gaylors going private well not me! idgaf i stand by everything i’ve ever said in regards to gaylorism.
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the whole office is talking about which celebrities are secretly gay 😭 sexuality speculation is sooo back.
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i’m not disappointed in taylor cause to be disappointed in taylor i’d had to have expected more from her and i haven’t expected a damn thing from her in a long time now.
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swifties really think our only evidence of taylor queerflagging is her use of colors… baby we’ve got hairpin drops, friends of dorothy, the ladder magazine, emily dickinson, sappho, lavender menace, lavender marriage, stonewall, loie fuller, and MORE. idgaf about some colors.
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@MarinaDiamandis this album understood me in a way no other album or hell, even person could… i just found it on vinyl last week and i can’t stop playing it. genuine life changing stuff here marina i am forever indebted to you.
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don’t wear pink and orange around me cause i WILL assume you’re a lesbian. idgaf.
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swifties will never make me feel bad for thinking taylor swift is a bit fruity when they’re out here writing thinkpieces about her ex boyfriend’s supposed infidelity and whether or not she needs to be in therapy like you are not serious people.
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this song is sooo lesbian when you don’t have some bitch in your ear defending taylor swift’s alleged heterosexuality like they’re on her payroll.
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except america does kill people in cold blood. like all the time, all across the world. famously.
Governor Josh Shapiro comments on the arrest of Luigi Mangione:. “Some attention in this case, especially online, has been deeply disturbing as some have looked to celebrate instead of condemning this killer. […] In America, we do not kill people in cold blood to resolve policy
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y’all i have NOT listened to the leaks and i tweeted this before seeing any lyric leaks so pleaseee stop accusing me of being in denial! i’m in DELUSION. it’s completely different.
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karlie kloss has the money and means to go anywhere and the world and where does she go? israel. just incredible (derogatory).
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there is nothing on god’s green earth that could make me tune into the super bowl. jesus christ himself could be born again on that field and i’m still not watching.
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it’s been one year now and jen i really fuck with you for never deleting this response
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“you can see it with the lights out you’re a cowboy like me” 🏳️🌈❓.
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y’all saying you hate the implications of “forever” as if i don’t have dozens of former bffs i don’t talk to anymore who cares!! calling someone bff does not put them under contract like this isn’t legally binding but AT LEAST people know what you’re talking about if you say bff.
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i need to live in a lesbian only commune. like i want all lesbians all the time. sorry to everyone else i just can’t take it anymore.
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it’s amazing how much hotter taylor swift is to me upon realizing she’s gay.
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gay?.
Taylor swift is soon to break internet (ONCE AGAIN) 🚨👀🤠.
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i still can’t believe there’s actual queer people that genuinely think “speculating” on someone’s sexuality is wrong. STAND UPPPP.
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lesbians i love you. i actually love you so much. we’re constantly villainized and talked over despite the fact we’re a small minority even within the broader queer AND sapphic communities. everyone wants our lesbian swag but they would crumble immediately in our shoes.
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taylor was so gay the first half of pride month she’s almost definitely gonna be straight for the rest of it. for every gay action there is an equal and opposite straight action.
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just explained performanceartlor to my family at the brunch table and it’s amazing how normal the average person is about all that.
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being a performanceartlor is so fun when you don’t have some bitch in your ear telling you you’re crazy. like HELLO i know that? i’m just trying to have a good time
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wearing my lesbian colored dress to a lesbian wedding. god is so good
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