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@haggardbones
mdh
5 years
A good episode of hoarders would just be me and my resentments.
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@haggardbones
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Margaret turns 10 soon. Got her some stairs.
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@8WithaTiara
Fuckin’ Princess
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I grieved the death of Ned Stark longer than Erika Kirk has mourned her husband.
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@BlockheadNYC
Blockhead
10 days
Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.
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@JimNorton
Jim Norton
15 days
Just a heads up, it's OK to be sad about Rob Reiner's death without letting everyone know that you "didn't agree with this politics". No one gives a fuck.
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@haggardbones
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2 months
It should be socially acceptable to eat french toast with your hands.
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@haggardbones
mdh
2 months
Made the mistake of hooping with teenagers and getting cooked by little ass nerds because I’m old and slow was the most embarrassed I’ve been since I tried to say “gnocchi” to my waiter a few weeks ago.
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@haggardbones
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2 months
10/10. No notes.
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@haggardbones
mdh
2 months
My boss figured out that I just pretend to be very dumb (I’m actually just a little dumb)
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@haggardbones
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2 months
I am crushing the last hour at work (uploading monopoly pieces to the McDonalds app)
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@haggardbones
mdh
3 months
Ice agents make more than teachers, actual veterans and healthcare workers. It pays to be a bag of shit. God bless America.
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@haggardbones
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3 months
Hot dogs actually are a breakfast food if you’re not a little bitch.
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@haggardbones
mdh
3 months
Sausage dipped in maple syrup is one the greatest duos that ever duo’d and I am sick and tired that we don’t talk about it.
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@haggardbones
mdh
3 months
Spent an hour at work listening to a gardening and houseplant podcast because I have no garden and zero houseplants.
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@haggardbones
mdh
3 months
Maybe I’m getting old and boring, but being in a hot air balloon looks like zero fun.
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@buggirl
bug girl
3 months
so does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate induced disasters
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@haggardbones
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4 months
Hardcore will never die, but you will.
@brooklynvegan
BrooklynVegan
4 months
Turnstile Tiny Desk stage dive
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@haggardbones
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4 months
Another W for the boys.
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@haggardbones
mdh
4 months
Picking up my mom from the airport and then getting lunch with two of my best childhood friends and none of them know the others are coming. Feels good, man.
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@lilcutieorange
tallulah 🪺🫧🦔
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my ex coworker had a baby and named it Link and I asked if it was inspired by good mythical morning or zelda and she said no its to honor abraham lincoln and I felt bad. anyway she just had another baby AND NAMED IT ZELDA
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