We are in such a fucked timeline that stuff like wetransfer is turning evil. That's like someone being like "they added a new "hot coals" feature to all gym treadmills".

I think it's weird that cartoon suns always wear sunglasses. Like, you're the fucking sun, bro.

If you're playing in a new pick up run with a bunch of people you don't know and the first thing you do is chuck back to back threes on the first two possessions, you are a certified dickhead and possibly a sociopath.

Watching mascots fall is always funny like farts.

Funny thing about a take like this is that it's not at all provocative but someone will read it and find a way to be mad about it . We all exist in a Grey area and people who only deal in extremes cannot be taken seriously.

Here's an opinion that will be unpopular: the clipse album is okay. It's not great. It's not bad. It's got some bangers and its got some meh joints as well. I hate to say it, cause I love his beats, but Pharrell was the weakest link. The singles were the best song imo.

Clipse getting stove god on a track kinda dashes my hopes of ever affording to get him on one of my beats.😑😑😑.

RT @Mike_Eagle: my new LP Neighborhood Gods Unlimited is out now .

Hey, just a heads up, if you have seen ads for these two shows anywhere , they are fake. I am not playing either of these shows.

The following genres of movies have been run onto the ground and can officially stop being made:.Vampire, zombie, superhero, disaster, will they/won't they rom coms, cgi in space , fast cars and biopics. What does that leave us, you ask?.MACGRUBER. all movies should be macgruber.

Back on the days, after a beloved rapper made a questionable album , they'd always try and drop that redemption "return to form" album but it never would land quite right.

While hanging (and partying) Professor X of the X Clan threw me down as a member of blackwatch (unofficially) when I told him "verbs of power" was my favorite X-clan song.

Jim jones and Rashad McCants have very similar energy to me.

I moved a year ago and the sink always had a stench coming from the kitchen sink drain. My super came and looked and it turns out I had a broken garbage disposal system with about 1.5 years worth of rotting food inside it. Lemme just say. that scent is not unlike ozempic breath.

Shout out to @Mike_Eagle and @WillieGreen1 , cause this joint popped up on an old playlist of mine and I forgot how amazing it is.

RT @BlockheadNYC: For my final random remix for a while. I took Miley Cyrus's live cover version of "Summertime Sadness" and flipped it. D….

Also, while I got you here. if you have enjoyed these random remixes of older famous songs, I got a whole playlist of the ones I have done that exists ONLY on youtube.

For my final random remix for a while. I took Miley Cyrus's live cover version of "Summertime Sadness" and flipped it. Don't sleep, this is a fun one. Actual new music dropping next week though 👀.

Just peeped that hour long drake roll out vid (some of it) on youtube and it is FASCINATING how there isn't one single negative comment on it. On youtube. Where a person posting a video of cuddling a puppy will get 1000 thumbs down. What a curious case 🤔.

These heat alerts from Con Edison are funny cause, like, its 90 degrees out. The AC stays on until there is a blackout.