Sam Gutelle
@gutelle
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Writer. Expert roller coaster tycoon player. Big fan — one of the biggest — of em dashes.
Hamilton, OH
Joined April 2010
New Gut. newsletter is here. How long can I actually keep up my every-fortnight posting schedule?
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Me two weeks ago: I will update my Substack when I feel like it Me now: I HAVE TO GET THIS OUT EVERY FORTNIGHT MY SUBSCRIBERS NEED ME https://t.co/N0iWpdd8UD
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If you want some personal, carefree, silly, and nerdy writing in your inbox, subscribe to my new substack: https://t.co/SoGoTrXwFu I'll send new ones whenever I feel like it
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I'm not sure who I still know in NJ-10, but if you live there, you better be voting for @ImaniOakleyNJ10 in the primary today ⚔️
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR THAT MHS SABER SQUAD REPRESENTATION VOTE FOR @ImaniOakleyNJ10
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Thank you @Tubefilter for sharing what we've been working on here at Creative Juice! This is just the start. We are stoked for what's to come. Check out the full article written by @gutelle
tubefilter.com
MrBeast is an investor in Creative Juice, a fintech company that just raised $15 million in Series A funding and boosted its Juice Funds.
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Glenfield Park's finest aka @ImaniOakleyNJ10 can bring some much needed progress to my home district. Remember the name!
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You may think your day is going well but I just got to hear someone say “QR Code” in a thick Boston accent
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breaking my long twitter silence to tell you all that my phone just tried to correct men's wearhouse to men's warhorse
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went to open word and this was the last thing i had open, unclear on what i was going for
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Started playing hades and it’s very inspiring to play as a hero with an extremely messy bedroom
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an absolutely devastating blow. will never forget sitting there at 3 am on new year's day and crying because i loved chicken fries THAT much
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Every year, 68,000 Americans die because they can't afford to go to a doctor on time – almost 200 people a day. Health care is a human right. Lack of health care is a death sentence. We must guarantee health care to everyone through a Medicare for All, single-payer program.
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What is this feeling...I...approve of a presidential appointment?
I'm grateful and honored to be asked to serve and to contribute to ending this pandemic. We have runaway spread right now. But I am confident we can get the virus under control, save lives and livelihoods, and bring people back together again.
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northwestern clearly has a home-field advantage in the "no fans" era of college football
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