Grumpy Lefty Carpenter
@grumpytradesman
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Liberal by upbringing/Socialist by choice, but (n),000 pages behind on the reading - he/him/comrade - nerd/tradesperson/grandpa/cat dad Eternally Shadowbanned
Jamaica Plain, MA
Joined February 2022
Afroman recently testified in court, explaining why he chose to bring a news team with him to the Sheriff's Office to retrieve cash seized during a 2022 raid on his home: "I didn't want to get beat up or 'Epsteined' at the sheriff's station after I saw them running around my
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love how “western civilization” always means rome and never like. plumbing or the geneva conventions
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"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"
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Best one yet.
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This guy is an absolute hero. This type of behavior needs to be normalized.
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A lot of Americans are incurable dumb and it's a real problem
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Today's dad joke is a deep cut.
Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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I'll eat 5-day old pizza cold out of the fridge because I'm uncouth, indiscriminate, and I grew up poor.
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A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
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The idea that capitalism breeds innovation is horseshit espoused by fatuous assholes. Capitalism breeds capital. Innovation is just one vector it uses to replicate. If stifling innovation makes more capital, it does that instead. Enshittification, right?
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I mean, conservatives have always been evil, but they used to take more pride in their work.
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I'm sure he's figured out a way to monetize all the good feelings he generated from this post.
It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.
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“I want you to understand that I respect the rights of the poorest and weakest of colored people, oppressed by the slave system, just as much as I do those of the most wealthy and powerful. That is the idea that has moved me, and that alone.” —John Brown
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