I’m going to do a wee wee from my weenus. I’m going to do a pee pee from my penis. If I was a lady I’d pass urine through my shenus. But I’m a boy, wahey, oi oi! I’m going to do a wee wee from my weenus. Then just repeat weenus & penis in a variety of accents and volumes. Fun

I don’t like it when I need to go do pooh when I’m in the middle of a meal. My tray always goes wonky and feels weird on my bare thighs.

Bottom trawling all the time, sick of it.

We all had that handsy Uncle in the 70’s and 80’s. #natureisawesome

John bastard Virgo, just why?

I wish Trans-lady poohs to be glittery and for them to fill our streets like old school white dog turds.

Radiohead sell olive oil produced by their guitarist #nosurprises

Shite day in a world of twunts, but there is joy in this.

Happy Valentine Day.

Fup Duck.

Be vigilant #picturesofyourdad

Ducks

Guess it’s my own fault really for not posting content and joining in enough. Something something. Shite having to wade through unpleasantries though. Yay for amusing Welsh people/person. I’ve heard positive stuff about MySpace.

Thanks Amanda for your instant reply and interest. The photos of your shapely bottom and genitalia have made my day. Would you like to go to the rec to throw some frisbee one afternoon with me?

i miss shits n giggles, nice folk having a laugh n that. Just seeing stuff from those you follow. Little friendly communities formed around daft interests. Lucky me as I’ve always followed racist twats into street violence and bland porn imagery so Twitters/X is the place for me.

you Bitch & moan about my smoke detector after i already explaioned to you i am too tired to shut it off. how dare you. you are very stupid

Is Under Armour the current SuperDry? Are Israel the baddies?

Melt Banana at The Portland Arms Cambridge tonight were awesone @melt_banana.

Anyone else having to stand sideways to piss?

Put a balloon in a bit of bread as a nice treat for all the children of the world

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