Richard Shadwank
@RShadwank
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am allowed back on Twitter. I have lots of businesses and am an expert at stuff. bovril army
Joined December 2018
https://t.co/m50ABxazl8 Dont like this place anymore its for tarts so I am on here now if you don't like it whatever not bothered
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...with eagle eyes and gripping banana hand.
@RealPaulPutner Hi Paul, I took it upon myself to make a custom toy of your good self as the Curious Orange, that you played on TMWRNJ with Mr Stew and Mr @Herring1967 . Hope you like it!
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Feel lonely tonight so pissed into one of those gloves you get from the petrol station and put it on my shoulder as I watch traffic cops nice treat feels like someone is there with you looking at the crimes and all that
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Hi @Herring1967 , don't know if you'd be interested, but I made a custom Simon Quinlank figure for a laugh. Thanks for all the laughs over the years
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It's half nine on Christmas day and I've had seven people knock the door already asking for pictures of my dad gone are the days when a man can eat a yoghurt in peace
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Woman in jobcentre asked me if I've had any Christmas cards and I said yeah one on my fireplace and she said oooh and christmas stockings is it and I said no just got beetroot on my jeggings
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Do you remember when you joined this shithole yeah no don't care anyway not bothered whatever #MyXAnniversary
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Gregg Wallace in the troubles so that's a nice treat isn't it you just can't trust a fat bald bastard who wears tight trousers and glasses they always turn out to think they're William Tell or something
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Got a new Russian hat so see how long it stays on when I'm erotically dancing to some trance music because they don't ever tell you that on the label do they
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If you want to watch BBC1 in the day time but haven't got a tv licence spend all day walking between an antiques shop and the estate angels then about 5pm do a quiz book with a really smug look on your face
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If you can't afford a Christmas tree stare at a light bulb for a bit then look at a houseplant and it's better for the environment
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Just had a look out the front as it's gone quiet and nobody has dumped a cable car in the front garden so that's a nice treat
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