today is another good day not to argue with strangers on social media.

When it can be done without endangering future events, I’d love a documentary on the security operation at the Paris Olympics. My hunch is it was way bigger than most people would expect.

RT @PDLComics: knowledge

RT @cbquist: Count 1 is apparently "disseminating an account of events without the express consent of Major League Baseball".

RT @mcnees: ANYWAY JUST STATISTICALLY YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE CONVICTED OF SEVERAL FELONIES.

RT @adhdjesse: This might be my favorite ADHD tweet of all time. I love thinking of the extra thoughts in my brain symphony as "bonus cont….

DeVonta got a tuba.

Replay reviews seem to make every great catch a bobble and every goal off-side.

RT @GoAskAScientist: Current status: Still trying to figure out what purpose insomnia serves.

RT @Letterman: The one and only Darlene Love sings "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"🎄(Supercut version)

I voted. So I’m expecting my account to be suspended soon.

RT @kpelton: Kevin Durant has tied Kevin Garnett as the NBA's all-time leader in scoring among Kevins. The top five:.1. Durant (26,071).1.….

RT @LukeEpplin: Well, if Twitter goes dark, then my last tweet should be a "Peanuts" strip. Here's one from September 21, 1982. https://t.c….

Almost forgot I have two other Twitter accounts. One I haven’t used since 2012 and the other I created in 2015 and never used.

Did anybody ask mastodon if they want all these new users?.

RT @jessicahagy: The Old God prepares for final battle

I have an Instagram (same handle) but I posted a couple pics of the cat, a few from the garden, and my old car. Then I realized I don’t really have anything worth posting. My point is, I’m not sure I need a plan b.

I thought I already had a mastodon account but I can’t find it. Not like I’ve been posting much here anyway….

Maps feature (Google, Apple, etc) that I want: ability to delay audio directions until I get to a certain point in my route when I know generally where I’m going and don’t want to fumble w my phone while driving. Does that already exist?.