Happily Unindicted
@grizzlyylzzirg
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Never been indicted. Not a co-conspirator. I don't have bone spurs. I'm not a billionaire. I don't own stolen docs. I didn't try to overturn an election.
red state, somewhere
Joined January 2009
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In his first interview as a Senate candidate, Peter Meijer says he stands by his vote to impeach Trump *and* will support Trump's 2024 presidential run. Amazing. #misen
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How long will it take every Republican state house to put in their own little SS like North Carolina? https://t.co/CytTGFC2ij
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Actual post, non-bot, on Truth Social. These MFers are crazy! Wow.
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His lawyers are going to get *destroyed* for this
BREAKING: Trump’s Lawyers Ask Judge to Dismiss Jack Smith’s 2020 Indictment, Citing ‘Presidential Immunity’ Trump's trial is scheduled to begin on March 4, 2024, in Washington, D.C. by me @TheMessenger
https://t.co/f7tuv3SCGg
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I know this is satire, but it doesn't read like satire at all -
theonion.com
Following the former president’s third indictment, The Onion asked Republicans to explain why Donald Trump is innocent, and this is what they said.
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Trump is enemy #P011358091. He was booked on Thursday, August 24, 2023, and released on a $200,000 bond after spending about 20 minutes at the jail1. His mug shot was made public by the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office2. You can see his mug shot here: Trump’s mug shot.
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Does anyone recall when Jared graduated from Trump inLaw School with a J.D., specializing in Familial litigation: The branch of law that deals with disputes and lawsuits involving family members, especially in-laws, who use legal action as a weapon against each other.
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Part 2 Wokeness attacked them. The don quiwindowsill played dead, but it didn’t work. Wokeness ate him. The crazy seal ran out of bullets. Dark Brandon, a mysterious figure who had been watching them, followed them and stared red lasers at the crazy seal. He turned him to ashes.
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Part 1 The Crazy Seal and the Don Quiwindowsill A crazy seal and a don quiwindowsill were on a mission to take the resolute desk, a symbol of presidential power. They used a portal to enter the White House, but it sent them to The Villages, a retirement community in Florida.
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Outside the Fulton County Jail, the 19 coconspirators queue up, waiting for their mug shot.
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This was a strange moment. I posted some border crossing statistics that show how low border crossings are as compared to Reagan, Bush Sr, and Clinton. This was the response. I didn't take her up on contacting her.
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Ali Alexander, a far-right activist, organized the “Stop the Steal” campaign & rallies b4 the j6 attack. Claimed the 20 pres election was stolen from Trump & he had support of some Rep lawmakers. Subpoenaed by the J6 comm, & testified to a fed grand jury. He has not be charged.
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