Greg
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Killed 31* people and sickened 188‡ others by not getting vaccinated nor wearing a mask *estimate ‡hard number
Nevada Hunt Unit 262
Joined May 2009
The 🇯🇵/🇻🇪 game is in Miami. It starts at 9:00 Eastern. (God the East Coast sucks.) 🇵🇷/🇮🇹 was in Houston and started at 2:00 Central. Wouldn’t it have made more sense to play the Miami game at 3:00 Eastern and the Houston game at 8:00 Central?
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I just realized that although Metallica agreeing to cut their hair off simultaneously in 1995 was kind of gay, it wasn’t as gay as the Beatles all growing mustaches together.
Baby, You’re a Rich Man might just be the Beatles’ most underrated song. I will now accept your nominees …
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I know nothing about movies, seen maybe 3 in my entire life, but I just saw a photo of someone named Maggie Gyllenhaal and I thought Hollywood actresses were supposed to be attractive.
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I can’t wait for Canada vs. USA, unless Mark DeRosa thinks the quarterfinals are best-of-3.
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So the generations that don’t pay the Uber Eats guy $14 to deliver a single Coke have all the money? How did that happen?
73.7% of all US wealth is held by those over 55, up from 56.2% in 2000, per US Fed.
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I love how if you ate at an Olive Garden once you qualify to play for Italy.
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Daylight savings time Sunday, Monday, and Thursday. Standard time Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. I solved it, can we move on now?
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"Yeah, I lost track of the time. Sorry."
In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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Thoughts for all the pussies who are going to die of atrial fibrillation tomorrow morning or get injured at work Monday because they couldn’t handle moving their clocks ahead an hour.
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I once saw someone on here refer to you as "violently unattractive" and never have an adverb and adjective worked so perfectly together.
Congress must stop the bloodshed by immediately reconvening to exert its war powers and stop this deranged president. But let’s be clear: warmongering politicians from both parties support this illegal war, and it will take a mass anti-war movement to stop it.
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Killing Yourself To Live
I’m not the type that likes picking on one’s physical appearance but this is really not it. I’m genuinely concerned for Kelly Osbourne. #Brits
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Dude, you make $9½ million a year. Go buy some Shokz.
Matthew Tkachuk brought his gold medal on the road trip and made sure to share it with us on the plane. Class act.🏅🇺🇸
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40-man roster and 10 coaches means the Yankees are now 48% of the way to running out of numbers.
New York Yankees announce they are retiring CC Sabathia’s No. 52 along with a plaque in Monument Park. He becomes the 24th Yankee to have his number retired.
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Yeah, the internet is full of assholes but maybe that’s all the more reason to keep photos of your 2-year-old daughter (and everything else in your life) to yourself, like a normal person? Which I’m sure you’ll start doing any moment.
Update: Dylan Strome's wife posted this on her Instagram story. The pronoun people are completely unhinged lunatics.
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Chatty pharmacist at Walgreens was talking about her son, who’s 15. Then she mentioned her 6-year-old son. “How many kids you got?” “3. All boys.” “How old is the 3rd one?” “That’s the 6-year-old.” I can't tell if it's English or math that she has greater difficulty with.
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“Quinn Hughes” being Jewish is like if Israel Lifshitz played first bagpipes in the Edinburgh Philharmonic.
INCREDIBLE!!! Two Jewish brothers. Two clutch OT goals. Jack Hughes scored the gold-medal game winner for Team USA vs. Canada. Earlier, Quinn Hughes also delivered the decisive goal in the quarterfinal. Proudly Jewish. Proudly American. USA JEW-SA USA!!! 🇺🇸🏆
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/me discovering a retroactive excuse every time I yelled at the TV during the last 7 years of Michael Vick’s career
Tourette Syndrome activist John Davidson was heard shouting the N-word during Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo's presentation at the BAFTA Film Awards on Sunday. 🎥 BAFTA Awards
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